Profile for SEVEN-HUNDRED - Failed Twitter Auditionees

SEVEN-HUNDRED aka Private Joker aka The Green Baron is a 30.36 year old boy, has been a member since October 18, 2005, has scored 11837 submissions, giving an average score of 1.13.

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AIM: seven-hundred

Aug 03 '09 by SEVEN-HUNDRED

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Failed Twitter Auditionees

That little cutie pie blue bastard gets all the bloody attention.

Here's a few others that applied to be the face (beak?) of twitter. They've all got the same bits, but sometimes your feathery face just don't fit...

The Kiwi

Rhinocerous Hornbill

Failed Twitter Auditionees 2 - Rhinoceros Hornbill

Cassowary

Long Wattled Umberella Bird

Failed Twitter Auditionees 4 - Long Wattled Umbrella bird

I need some more suggestions of (really) weird looking birdy folks.

So far i've got:

Shoebill Stork
Secretery Bird
Quetzal
Greater Prairie Chicken

Ta my little chickadees

Krimson on Aug 03 '09 at 4:35pm

blue-footed boobies.

iPear on Aug 03 '09 at 4:37pm

THIS SHIT IS HILARIOUS

TheInfamousBaka on Aug 03 '09 at 4:37pm

I've seen a bunch on Planet Earth but I can't remember any of their names.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Aug 03 '09 at 4:39pm

Barred Eagle Owl.

Bio-bot 9000 on Aug 03 '09 at 4:41pm

I love the Umbrella Bird!!

Quetzals aren't really that weird; they're often considered among the most beautiful of birds.

how about:
Hoatzin
guinea fowl
Lyrebird
Black Skimmer
Spoonbill
Hoopoe
Frogmouth

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Aug 03 '09 at 4:42pm

Frigatebird:

TheInfamousBaka on Aug 03 '09 at 4:44pm

This guy right here.

alexmdc on Aug 03 '09 at 4:46pm

buahahaha cool!

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Aug 03 '09 at 4:47pm

I was about to post that, Tifferny!

Also, I've never heard of an unbrellabird, so googling led to this:

He's so happy!

Bio-bot 9000 on Aug 03 '09 at 4:50pm

The (newly discovered) bare-faced bulbul!

Kookaberry on Aug 03 '09 at 4:51pm

I WANT THAT OWL

SEVEN-HUNDRED on Aug 03 '09 at 4:51pm

This is incredible

Chipmnk on Aug 03 '09 at 4:52pm

That cassowary looks badash.

SEVEN-HUNDRED on Aug 04 '09 at 2:50am

Early bird bump

SEVEN-HUNDRED on Aug 04 '09 at 7:58am

Barred Eagle Owl - Thanks WarDrobeInSpareOom : )

Failed Twitter Auditionees - Barred Eagle Owl

nikolina100 on Aug 04 '09 at 7:59am

awwwwwwww. I love them all!!!

SEVEN-HUNDRED on Aug 04 '09 at 11:37am

Ta : )

Hoot Hoot!

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Aug 04 '09 at 11:40am

Awwwwww....that owl is ADORABLE.

SEVEN-HUNDRED on Aug 05 '09 at 3:08am

: )

SEVEN-HUNDRED on Aug 05 '09 at 7:44am

Frogmouth - Ta, Bi-bot 9000 ; )

I didn't bother getting too bogged down with reality on this one. Reality Smeality!

2 days later

SEVEN-HUNDRED on Aug 07 '09 at 9:20am

Is it weird that the day twitter is attacked - is also the day that i'm too busy to post a failed twitter auditionee?

Wait, does that make it sound like it was me that attacked twitter? : 0

Anyway, here's this guy