Practice what you preach and you'll get better.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Marry for taste in TV shows.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Steak is meatalicious!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I'm going to watch you walk away- try to stop me.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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I now control your mind. Have a nice day!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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I stole your pogs, and your rockin' slammer!
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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I'm big in South America
of 41 votes, 5% like it
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Not a speedbump
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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I walk through the drive-thru
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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girls like beer too
of 36 votes, 22% like it
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I loves me some carbs!
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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redundant packaging ticks me off
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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organic, locally grown, sustainable
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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We'll see if it's still funny when I blog about it.
of 37 votes, 27% like it
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My mom hoed herself out last weekend and the garden looks great!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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a bad day of golf is a pain in the putt
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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gas prices suck, having no where to go sucks more
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Cake - Icing = Waste of Time
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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at least i stepped over the dog poop, sort of
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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you didn't hear it from me but i've been stalking you
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Cash Free's the Way to Be
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Honored Guest
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Lemonade Entrepreneur (want a free pretzel?)
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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my childhood could kick your childhood's ass
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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my handwriting sucks but I can type 4000 wpm
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Congratulations, you just read a five syllable word!
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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I recycle to save the planet from you
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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My cubicle, my rules.
of 37 votes, 22% like it
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I COULD BE YOUR NEWEST EMPLOYEE
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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My bed is my best friend.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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Taxes steal my beer money.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
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Impress the boss, use two keyboards.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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I'll pretend to pencil you in.
of 37 votes, 24% like it
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Clicky pens drive me bonkers!
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Knock......Knock
of 37 votes, 11% like it
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Look before you leap so you know if you have time to scream.
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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