I may be transparent, but you cant see through me.
of 18 votes, 17% like it
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if i were you, i'd be wearing your shirt, but im not.
of 36 votes, 6% like it
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i have the sniffles
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Exercise! (Its better than lipo!)
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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I try to stay away from notoriously ill-conducted females.
of 64 votes, 6% like it
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Scrap booking: It makes you feel young again.
of 63 votes, 6% like it
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Boycott Canada
of 64 votes, 3% like it
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cuantos anos tiene tu madre?
of 64 votes, 3% like it
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Your State Institution is Attacking the Dignity of Nation's Youth
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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Threadless does not make Type Tees
of 65 votes, 2% like it
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the internet controls my mind through subliminal messsages
of 65 votes, 3% like it
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snow white/snowy night/ starry night
of 65 votes, 3% like it
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reduce polution, boycott pants
of 65 votes, 12% like it
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in my spare time i raise awareness
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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my literary references are too AP for you
of 64 votes, 23% like it
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muzzy is my homeboy
of 64 votes, 2% like it
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i was born a genius. i stop global warming in my spare time
of 65 votes, 6% like it
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Sometimes I wonder how I became a Genius
of 65 votes, 5% like it
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Salami Sushi with a side of Saltines and Sangria
of 65 votes, 3% like it
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my grandma thinks you're whack
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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I just watched you step in dog poop. that stinks.
of 65 votes, 5% like it
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ipod headphones work as well as an antenna to pick up cell signal
of 65 votes, 5% like it
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In my last life I went down the the Titanic.
of 65 votes, 0% like it
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suspicious of being suspected
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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The thought of being suspected can drive a man crazy.
of 64 votes, 2% like it
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Criss Cross Applesauce Do me a favor and get lost
of 65 votes, 6% like it
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I dont have the skills to design a tee shirt.
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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College is for Fairies
of 65 votes, 5% like it
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Tic-Tac-Toe World Champ
of 49 votes, 16% like it
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Screw this, I'm moving to Vegas
of 49 votes, 10% like it
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Home is wear the heart is.
of 49 votes, 2% like it
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In a past life I was Egyptian royalty
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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since when does E=mc2
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Caution. You are reaching the end of the moving walk.
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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I can sink your battleship.
of 57 votes, 21% like it
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It was Professor Plum in the Dining Room with the Candlestick!
of 57 votes, 11% like it
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I like to party like it's 1999
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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tastes like shrimp fried rice
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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Procrastination is the key to my success.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
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I used to party in Shaker Heights.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Don't block my tanning rays.
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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Your mom told me you were an accident.
of 49 votes, 29% like it
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Your mom is for pimps.
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Shhh! You're in a library.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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