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andyg aka Andy Gonsalves is a 28.54 year old boy, has been a member since October 13, 2005, has scored 6461 submissions, giving an average score of 2.67.

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Apr 09 '08 by andyg

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Telepathic Deli Girl (UPDATED)

I stop at the same deli in Manhattan everyday on the way to work to grab something for breakfast. Usually it's a bagel. Sometimes it's a strawberry and cheese croissant. Anyway, a few weeks ago I decided to get a cranberry muffin for the first time. I went up to the counter and before I said what I wanted, the girl said, "cranberry muffin?" I said, "yes" and was more than a little weirded out. Over the next few weeks I ordered nothing but bagels and croissants.

Today, I walked in the deli with another cranberry muffin on my mind, and sure enough, the same girl said, "cranberry muffin?" before I could open my mouth. I didn't ask questions again out of sheer bewilderment.

It's really, really bizarre.

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UPDATE:

Today, I went to the deli and bought a drink. A different girl was at the register, but the Telepathic one walked up to the counter...

TELEPATHIC GIRL: No cranberry muffin today?

ME: Not today... Hey, how do you always know when I want cranberry muffins? I don't order them much.

TELEPATHIC GIRL: I just know. (big smile)

I tried not to make eye contact for too long because I was afraid she might steal my soul somehow.

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lunchboxbrain on Apr 09 '08 at 12:42pm

she's a witch! BURN HER!!!

spacesick 2 on Apr 09 '08 at 12:43pm

run away!

DaniellesGarden on Apr 09 '08 at 12:44pm

maybe its like those arby's commercials.. Little did you know all the time you were thinking of cranberry muffins there was a thought bubble hovering over your head with a hopefully andyg style drawing of a cranberry muffin.. I hope it didnt have a face.

ginetteginette on Apr 09 '08 at 12:44pm

she's the 'one'.

ginetteginette on Apr 09 '08 at 12:45pm

realistically speaking though, maybe you look a lot like some other guy who always comes in for cranberry muffins.

iQuip on Apr 09 '08 at 12:45pm

Are you thinkin' Arby's?® - never mind, that's a cranberry muffin floating above your head.

iQuip on Apr 09 '08 at 12:46pm

lol @ DaniellesGarden - you must be the one!

ginetteginette on Apr 09 '08 at 12:47pm

i thought i wrote that :(

ginetteginette on Apr 09 '08 at 12:48pm

nevermind

sleepyfeet on Apr 09 '08 at 12:48pm

haha that's weird!
I was a deli girl once, but I don't think I was ever telepathic.

Mike4507 on Apr 09 '08 at 12:49pm

Were you wearing your "I WANT CRANBERRY MUFFINS INSIDE ME!" shirt?

andyg on Apr 09 '08 at 12:50pm

I can't explain it. She just knows.

sleepyfeet on Apr 09 '08 at 12:53pm

were you maybe wearing' ah munna eatchoo?'
actually no, i was telepathic ONCE with this one guy's order, but he was happy about it.

ekaj47 on Apr 09 '08 at 12:54pm

maybe next time you go there you should be thinking free blowjob

DaniellesGarden on Apr 09 '08 at 12:55pm

omg

Maltzmania on Apr 09 '08 at 12:56pm

haha i hate this....

I go to the same little restaurant before school...and this one time before I opened my mouth the girl goes: "Chicken Kabob."

I reply, "actually, Chicken Teryaki" (even though in my head I was like damn you!)

She goes: "Oh okay, It's good to switch it up"

Me: "haha yeh..." (even though I really wanted chicken kebab.)

needless to say I haven't been there since...maybe i'll go ton ight

FRICKINAWESOME on Apr 09 '08 at 12:56pm

There's probably like fifteen thousand subliminal messages that that girl has placed around you on your way to the shop that puts the suggestion of cranberry muffins in your mind. You are part of an unauthorized mind experiment! But, at least you get delicious cranberry muffins out of the deal.

phones on Apr 09 '08 at 12:57pm

are they on display?

maybe you stare at them/the entry on the list before you order?

marblecargirl on Apr 09 '08 at 1:02pm

ekaj47 on Apr 09 '08 at 12:54pm
maybe next time you go there you should be thinking free blowjob

hahahahahaaha

corey9 on Apr 09 '08 at 1:04pm

yeah, deli workers in many ways are like barkeeps.
they just kinda know.

andyg on Apr 10 '08 at 9:56am

UPDATE UP TOP!

V1ctorya on Apr 10 '08 at 10:00am

It's a manhattan deli person. Telepathy is part of the job description.

Just like the people at my local 'chinese' food place. Always know, it's in the job description.

ladrones on Apr 10 '08 at 10:02am

damn your charming demeaner!

i get cookies from people who dont care to read that information telepathically-- maybe i dont tip enough?

peterpansyndrome on Apr 10 '08 at 10:17am

no but seriously you may have to burn the deli to the ground.

Wiffler on Apr 10 '08 at 10:22am

My friend's dad owns a deli in Little Italy (Baltimore) and he tells you what kind of sandwich you're having when you come in. It may not be what you want, but it's what you're having...

funkie fresh on Apr 10 '08 at 10:24am

ahahahahahah!

i like this story.

i also like cranvberry muffins.

she is psychic!

funkie fresh on Apr 10 '08 at 10:25am

at first i thought htis blog was gonna be about a new design...and i was like...how is andy gonna draw a telepathic deli girl?

YourPalSal on Apr 10 '08 at 10:25am

Oh, cranberries! Lovem!

ekaj47 on Apr 10 '08 at 10:25am

dude . . big smile means big bj

shirtflirt on Apr 10 '08 at 10:26am

is her name daniel farraday?

YourPalSal on Apr 10 '08 at 10:26am

BJs...lovem!

YourPalSal on Apr 10 '08 at 10:31am

When I look into mye girl's eyes I can read her mind sometimes. It's weird.

V1ctorya on Apr 10 '08 at 10:38am

A place near my work has the best muffins, Pistachio and butter rum. They're the reason I have to go to the gym, and slim fast a meal or two a day.

WarDrobeInSpareOom on Apr 10 '08 at 10:41am

at first i thought htis blog was gonna be about a new design...and i was like...how is andy gonna draw a telepathic deli girl?

I thought the same thing!

andyg on Apr 10 '08 at 10:52am

A Telepathic Deli Girl design sounds like a guaranteed print. I might think about it.

valorandvellum on Apr 10 '08 at 11:05am

I thought the same thing too, Jan! Haha!

Maybe you should try thinking of something completely different to test her mind reading skillz.

funkie fresh on Apr 10 '08 at 11:05am

oh! i agree with priscilla..you should SIKE her out.

valorandvellum on Apr 10 '08 at 11:07am

Yeah!! Thing of like... a chocolate chip muffin and see if she's like, "Oh, we don't have those."

valorandvellum on Apr 10 '08 at 11:08am

*Think

Wiffler on Apr 10 '08 at 11:14am

V1ctorya on Apr 10 '08 at 10:38am

A place near my work has the best muffins, Pistachio and butter rum.

Where is this glorious paradise???

mezo on Apr 10 '08 at 11:16am

Think about boners! THINK ABOUT BONERS!!

smitten kitten on Apr 10 '08 at 11:19am

wtf! so weird. I think telepathic deli girl likes you. Does she do that to other people in line to?

andyg on Apr 10 '08 at 11:20am

I might start going somewhere else. What if she drugs a cranberry muffin and puts it aside for me? I've seen Snow White and remember what they did to that apple. This could turn out bad.

mezo on Apr 10 '08 at 11:21am

...think about a GAME you can play with boners & bagels.

smitten kitten on Apr 10 '08 at 11:28am

yeah maybe it's like the Snow White thing, but hey it's a good story...if you make it out alive. dun dun dunnnnnn

funkie fresh on Apr 10 '08 at 11:29am

this happens to me when i go to get roti.
i pretty much get the same thing though so the guy already knows.

and OMG mezo. GOOD ONE.

andyg on Apr 10 '08 at 11:30am

Mezo, maybe I'll try that out on Friday. I'll let you guys know how that turns out.