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asher27
asher27 aka Ashley Handlin is a 23.3 year old girl, has been a member since October 13, 2005, has scored 2,481 submissions, giving an average score of 2.02, helping 74 designs get printed.
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how fucking awesome the new loves competition is? like seriously?!

unless of course, you live in iceland... then its not nearly exciting.

asher27
   asher27 on Sep 22 '08 at 2:19pm
*nearly as
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Sep 22 '08 at 2:19pm
sure. what would you like to talk about?
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Sep 22 '08 at 2:25pm
i would like to talk about things.



i dont think my husband pays as much attention to me as he used to.



what should i do?
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Sep 22 '08 at 2:26pm
have you tried cooking him bacon, steve?
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Sep 22 '08 at 2:27pm
and during foreplay, have you tried rubbing bacon grease on his face?
outline
   outline on Sep 22 '08 at 2:27pm
make sure you cover yourself in ranch dressing first
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Sep 22 '08 at 2:28pm
liz likes it zesty
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Sep 22 '08 at 2:30pm
i tried putting cocoa butter on some knee pads and going rollerblading in the nood with him



but that didnt only made him want to go to arbys
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Sep 22 '08 at 2:30pm
didnt
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Sep 22 '08 at 2:31pm
Coach Bombay: I thought Iceland was covered with ice.

Marķa: No, it's very green!

Coach Bombay: I thought GREENLAND was green!

Marķa: Greenland is covered with ice, and Iceland is very nice!
spacesick 2
spacesick 2 on Sep 22 '08 at 2:31pm
maria just got BOMBAY'd
tracerbullet
   tracerbullet on Sep 22 '08 at 2:36pm
that was a lot of text for such an obvious punchline
asher27
   asher27 on Sep 22 '08 at 4:12pm
lol
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