at uni once i was coming downstairs from a lecture carrying an armful of books and folders when i got distracted by a pretty girl, missed a step, and fell the remaining half flight of stairs landing at the bottom in an explosion of paper in front of maybe a hundred other students. laughs were had.

i was in a play in high school and i tripped up the stairs that were part of the set, and i yelled "fuck" pretty loudly.

that was cool.

I cant think of any off the top of my head right now and I have to get back to work but I'd like to add that Bramish is the king of embarrassing stories which I dont think he'd mind me saying because he's devoted an entire blog to it called bramish is an idiot

Highlights include:

On making girly noises at burly boyses

and

On the recipe for foot in mouth

I wore brown corduroy pants and a brown corduroy coat together and didn't notice how ridiculous it looked until it was too late.

ahahahha Bramish going 'heeeeee' had me laughing so laudly, and then someone walked past and looked at me funny.

I generally trip over invisible things at work. Yesterday, if it could be dropped, I dropped it. I hate those days.

redbroom: your story reminded me about something my father did.

My dad keeps a bottle of hairspray right next to a bottle of air freshener in the bathroom. One day he was in a hurry to get to work and he grabbed the wrong bottle and sprayed his entire head with lysol air freshening spray. (My dad uses a ton of hairspray too, so you can imagine how much he reeked.)

He didn't realize what he did until he noticed that people at work started avoiding him slightly, like stepping back a few feet when talking to him.

I unintentionally made a girl see a movie by herself in an empty theater last week. I didn't tell her to meet me inside, but she bought a ticket anyway and was in there, and I waited 45 minutes outside, thinking that she didn't show. I don't have a cell-phone, so miscommunication is a regular thing with me.

Damn, I hate stuff like that. Now I'm not ever sure if she wants to try again.
Yeah. Damn.

Okay, I know I made this thread a loong time ago but I just had to post this when I saw it on another board:

One time, after watching the X-men movie in grade 6, this kid called me FAGneto and I cried. :(

You don't know how hard I lol'd when I read that.

Oh, and BUMP

ahaha

that's so fucking mean. i'm not giving you any more stories.

one time i ran into craig shimala's screen door. good thing no one was there to see it. oh wait ;|

I've nearly walked into a post many times. I always seem to narrowly miss.


At Disneyland this past meetup, I hit my head on a sconce outside Pirates of Caribbean because I was too busy talking to everyone. But I'm tall and used to hitting my head, so I was able to play it off ok.

one time I wore the same babydoll dress as Nicole Richie to Dax Shepard's birthday party

I was mortified