there were three apples sitting next to each other on a tree.
they would always wonder what it would be like to fall to the earth
but they knew they could never return
to the tree, their home
but one day
brian
the apple on the far right
said fuck it, i'm out
and he fell to the earth.
well, the other two apples (i dun remember their names, and really, who gives a fuck, they were too scared to jump)
sat there and wondered
and wondered and sat and did pretty much the same shit they did all their fucking apple lives
until one day, a branch came poking at them.
by now, they were old and shriveled (what's the life expectancy of an apple anyway)?
and guess what, it was their old buddy brian,
except now he was bigger and more of a bad ass cuz he was a tree
and nobody called him brian anymore, they called him Tree
or big fuckin Tree behind his tree back
anyway, they
thought back
and wished they could have jumped
like brian (now Tree) did long ago
sure it was scary, and they could have been taken away by those fuckin squirrels or raped by worms
or
they could have become trees
but
they were too old to do anything like that
and so, they just enjoyed brian/Tree's presence for awhile
until they became food for those fucking squirrels and bitches for those worms anyway
and Tree?
well, he's still there, making lots of apple babies, cuz chicks dig him
but he doesn't care, he's older, wiser, well traveled (for an apple anyway) and he's lived
do you get the moral of this?

yea, don't fuck with squirrels


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