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mcdouggie
aka Doug Wilson is a 28.09 year old boy, has been a member since February 11, 2012, has scored 317 submissions, giving an average score of 1.74, helping 1 designs get printed.
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My mom forgot my birthday. What's even more sad? I'm a twin.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Way at the top of every kid's food pyramid you'll find boogers.
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Being poor's not so bad. When's the last time a hobo got audited?
of 41 votes, 29% like it
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Kiss me I'm Irish... { ish }
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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My mood ring says I'm confused... I think.
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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Kiss me, I'm Irish...ish
of 41 votes, 32% like it
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No, I'm not shoplifting a welcome mat. I really am this hairy.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Thankfully, talking dirty to a bill collector isn't illegal.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Evil Twin: The ONE person you wish would forget your birthday.
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I think someone may have peed in your gene pool.
of 45 votes, 27% like it
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I could really go for some apocalypse right about now.
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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I Make Bathrooms Smell Like I Went Number Three!
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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This was supposed to be a snow day.
of 50 votes, 36% like it
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My evil twin is bad, but at least he never forgets my birthday.
of 48 votes, 35% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
I think someoneone may have peed in you gene pool.
of 9 votes, 33% like it
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I thinks someone may have peed in your gene pool.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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Spread some joy. High-Five a hobo!
of 45 votes, 16% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/1901435/mcdouggie
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My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
All about me
I am a high school math teacher with a love for telling jokes. You'll usually find me at the local comedy club crackin' jokes on Open Mic Night. I'm also a big fan of talented artists. I also enjoy killing a lot of time on the internet. Those passions seemed to bring me here.
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