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8i
8i aka Tom B is 32.74 years old, has been a member since October 10, 2005, has scored 6 submissions, giving an average score of 3.17, helping 0 designs get printed.
I'm going to be buying some stuff soon - who wants the points? Funniest post in this thread at "shopping time" gets them :-)

If anyone fancies giving me some points too, that'd be cool (especially as I've never had any before!).

Ta

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RyanSargent
RyanSargent on Nov 29 '06 at 6:19am
day of the tenticle rocks my soul, as well as sam and max.
scenerie
   scenerie on Nov 29 '06 at 6:27am
What's smaller than a teeny-weenie ant?



Answer to come soon!
Sassmo
Sassmo on Nov 29 '06 at 6:34am
Have you seen a picture of Helen Keller's dad? Neither has she!



What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless Love



If Helen Keller were psychic would she call it a fourth sense?



How does Helen Keller drive? One hand on the wheel and the other hand on the road.



What can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.
Vindicator03
Vindicator03 on Nov 29 '06 at 7:07am
Do not jude my brother by his book - some girl named Melanie
Vindicator03
Vindicator03 on Nov 29 '06 at 7:07am
judge*
drmtama2
drmtama2 on Nov 29 '06 at 7:10am
this is hilarious



scenerie
   scenerie on Nov 29 '06 at 12:35pm
What's smaller than a teeny-weenie ant?



An ant's teeny weenie.
iPear
iPear on Nov 29 '06 at 12:36pm
CHICKEN PLACENTA!
8i
8i on Nov 29 '06 at 3:05pm
Looks like I'm going to be doing some buying in about 12 hours time - any more entries?
8i
8i on Nov 29 '06 at 3:07pm
That's tomorrow morning where I am BTW....
rkgiraffe
rkgiraffe on Nov 29 '06 at 3:16pm
Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting



Legoman
Legoman on Nov 29 '06 at 3:17pm
why are pirates called pirates? Because they ARRRRRRRR!!!!
ladykat
ladykat on Nov 29 '06 at 3:18pm
how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?





















































































fish!
El_Dictador_Cubano
El_Dictador_Cubano on Nov 29 '06 at 3:21pm
I suck the milk of happiness from the tit of life.



Alright, so a dyslexic man walks into a bra...
rkgiraffe
rkgiraffe on Nov 29 '06 at 3:22pm
Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.



The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."



The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.



The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.



The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

El_Dictador_Cubano
El_Dictador_Cubano on Nov 29 '06 at 3:22pm
I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers... NOPE... we got spaghetti!
El_Dictador_Cubano
El_Dictador_Cubano on Nov 29 '06 at 3:23pm
It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.
gazz
gazz on Nov 29 '06 at 3:23pm
I'll give you my points. Will probably order next week.





*joke*



El_Dictador_Cubano
El_Dictador_Cubano on Nov 29 '06 at 3:24pm
I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.



El_Dictador_Cubano
El_Dictador_Cubano on Nov 29 '06 at 3:25pm
The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.



El_Dictador_Cubano
El_Dictador_Cubano on Nov 29 '06 at 3:26pm
On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where'd you get that banana?



El_Dictador_Cubano
El_Dictador_Cubano on Nov 29 '06 at 3:28pm
I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.
miss mraz
miss mraz on Nov 29 '06 at 3:28pm
deathcabfortom
deathcabfortom on Nov 29 '06 at 3:28pm
can i have the points?
miss mraz
miss mraz on Nov 29 '06 at 3:36pm




ps: i'll give you a nickel if you pick me. :D
Sassmo
Sassmo on Nov 29 '06 at 7:19pm
8i
8i on Dec 01 '06 at 1:25pm
What's that last post about - is it what happens if you cook a dragon...?
davidd
davidd on Dec 01 '06 at 1:29pm
8i
8i on Dec 01 '06 at 2:35pm
All good stuff people... and the winner (this time!) is Sassmo, points winging their way to hopefully!



If anyone is buying soon, and fancies giving me (my first ever) STPs that'd be much appreciated!



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Sassmo
Sassmo on Dec 01 '06 at 4:45pm
Yes!
Sassmo
Sassmo on Dec 01 '06 at 4:46pm
Was it for the Helen Keller jokes or the peeing dragon?
shibby558899
shibby558899 on Dec 01 '06 at 4:49pm
PBF cartoons FTW!!!!
2 days later
8i
8i on Dec 03 '06 at 5:19pm
Mainly the randomness of the dragon thing I guess, spend your point wisely sir...
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