day of the tenticle rocks my soul, as well as sam and max.

What's smaller than a teeny-weenie ant?



Answer to come soon!

Have you seen a picture of Helen Keller's dad? Neither has she!



What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? Endless Love



If Helen Keller were psychic would she call it a fourth sense?



How does Helen Keller drive? One hand on the wheel and the other hand on the road.



What can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

Do not jude my brother by his book - some girl named Melanie

judge*

this is hilarious

What's smaller than a teeny-weenie ant?



An ant's teeny weenie.

CHICKEN PLACENTA!

Looks like I'm going to be doing some buying in about 12 hours time - any more entries?

That's tomorrow morning where I am BTW....

why are pirates called pirates? Because they ARRRRRRRR!!!!

how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?





















































































fish!

I suck the milk of happiness from the tit of life.



Alright, so a dyslexic man walks into a bra...

Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.



The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your face or you'll be eaten."



The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.



The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.



The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?" The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with pineapples."

I want to be a rebellious McDonald's owner. Cheeseburgers... NOPE... we got spaghetti!

It's very dangerous to wave to people you don't know because what if they don't have hands? They'll think you're cocky.

I'll give you my points. Will probably order next week.





*joke*

I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

On a traffic light yellow means yield, and green means go. On a banana, it's just the opposite, yellow means go ahead, green means stop, and red means, where'd you get that banana?

I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

can i have the points?

ps: i'll give you a nickel if you pick me. :D

What's that last post about - is it what happens if you cook a dragon...?

All good stuff people... and the winner (this time!) is Sassmo, points winging their way to hopefully!



If anyone is buying soon, and fancies giving me (my first ever) STPs that'd be much appreciated!



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Yes!

Was it for the Helen Keller jokes or the peeing dragon?

PBF cartoons FTW!!!!

Mainly the randomness of the dragon thing I guess, spend your point wisely sir...