Quotes
where are we?
what the hell is going on?
the dust has only just begun to form
crop circles in the carpet
sinking, feeling
spin me round again
and rub my eyes,
this can't be happening
when busy streets a mess with people
would stop to hold their heads heavy
hide and seek
trains and sewing machines
all those years
they were here first
oily marks appear on walls
where pleasure moments hung before the takeover,
the sweeping insensitivity of this still life
~Imogen Heap
About Me
(updated daily)
-I am allergic to apples
-I put my hair up on top of my head when i sleep
-I have a thing for typography
-I graduated high school in three years
-I have semi-perfect pitch
-"Where is my Mind" makes me sad for some reason
-I think French is beautiful
-I am a sucker for dark chocolate
-I am slightly dyslexic
-I hate to love wasabi peas
-I memorize digits of pi for fun
-I hate being cold
-I hate wearing sneakers
-If I sit or stand for extended periods of time my feet turn purple
-I really like the name Milo
-I have a fear of winter
-My uncle is the mayor of my town
-I drink my coffee black
-I love red wine
-I secretly wish I looked the one of "The Girls Next Door"
-I like when the words "ink" and "bed" are used as verbs
- I like when the word "washing" is used as a noun
- I forgive but I never forget
- I like the word "absinthe"
- I have a passion for sexy underwear
- I cry when Wilson floats away
- I own and absolutely love this.
People Who Interest Me
Dave
Fran
Littlem
Brian
PinkSabbath
John2
iPear!
mr jackanapes
BrewHaHa
Steve
Miss Squeege
Emily
LarLar
Pete
Miss Noodle
Genee
Julia
Kirsten
Joe
James
AlixAri
DaddyDom
J-Ray
Rainbowbrite
Margo
People Who Inspire Me
Ray Fenwick
Julia Sonmi Heglund
Leon aka d3d
People Who Uninterest Me
Kayce
Shirts I Own
Break Free
Barrow Bath
For the Birds
Predicament
Rock How To
Record
Release
Water, Just Water
Gingerbread Nightmares
Fluttering
Damn Scientists
Chinese Peaches
Magical Powers!
Happiness
Communist Party
Waiting For Sleep
Doing the Things a Particle Can
Fantastic Typewriter
Fruit of the Negativitree
The Fashion of Terror
Night Birds
The Average Bear
I Hate Japenese Food
Musical Meditation
Motovino
Greetings From...
Threadless
Confabulated Memory
Wrath of the Sofa
Madness of Mission 6
Sex Sells
Bought For Other People
Ctrl + Z
Calling Home
Memories, Sweet Memories
Good Blood, Bad Hands
Next STPs To:
~Tialys
~Brian
~lemonalle
~papaprime
HELL YEAH
WALL OF RANDOM PHRASES SAID BY BLOGGERS
Atop a mountain, where there was no fountain, lay a dead horse and a notepad by his side.
~sonofatari
It takes a man very comfortable with his heterosexuality to have sex with another man
~whylime
so i said to the rabi, that is my foot
~PinkSabbath
If a person with split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation?
~mairead-claire
you don't have any ovaries!
you don't have any personality!
you don't have any thoughts!
you don't have any jelly beans!
~steve_swartz
it's easier for a man to fuck vomit.
HHHHHUCH! It's onion chopping time!
~OlliRudi
rectum, damn near killedum
~Robotron5
Demigods constructed my back porch.
~Skipper6745
So, Winston Churchill, when he was the Prime Minister, was at a dinner party, and he was seated next to a VERY attractive young lady. And Churchill turns to her, and he says, "Madam, would you have intercourse with me for a hundred thousand pounds?" And the lady says, "Why yes, I would." So then Churchill says, "Would you have intercourse with me for ten thousand?" And the lady says, "Why Mr. Churchill, what do you think I am?" And Churchill says, "We've already determined that. Now we're just trying to decide on a price."
~mattylee
WHO WANTS RAMEN?????
I gots me some cookies in a shoebox??
~Stevethegreat
cats poo in secret places
~ACANTHUS
chai tea tastes like liquid gingerbread.
~narcissus_poeticus
'herpes brought us together'
~amorforhenry
i'm no fag, but, sometimes, when i see a cute loner kid like that wearing a parka and rocking chuck taylors, it's like, "hmm. maybe i'd let him lick my balls."
fried dumplings are not only good for eating, but they make tennis games more interesting too."
i have a picture pinned to my wall and in it you're yanking you're slapping you're stroking my balls!!
lisa, darling, that's my 'sack, not a loofa.
i was sure i'd make the list. ah, well, there's always my kidnappies--i mean . . . stuffed . . . animals.
i onced accidently took a roadside piss on a dead armadillo at night. hey, i didn't MEAN to piss on the dead armadillo. i was sleep deprived and it was dark.
y'know, with medusa, i've always wondered if the carpet matched the drapes . . .
i like how i am some sort of anthropomorphized blanket.
~jackanapes
beef paste makes me grow
i was just bbqing some urchins
~ziggystardust
my cat just farted....
~Katie_ladie
ballstains on my sweatshirt
~stickymike
when I was little and had no scence I took a wizz on the electric fence, it hurt so bad when it shocked my balls that I took a crap in my overalls
big money... no whammies... no whammies... no whammies...BANG!!!! ....Ah man, I got a venarial disease.
I know this guy who kicked the shit out of a possum and then set it on fire.
It ran into a barn and set it on fire.
He got arrested.
Booze rules!!!
~MysteriousPete
he has one of those faces I'd enjoy smashing to bits with a cricket bat
~tesco
put your clothes back on, you're scaring the cat.
~theoneandonlyshoegazer
trash, i hope you get face fucked by the STD king
~exohexover
"and me and ron had the honor of watching his balls swing in our faces for a few minutes like a desk sculpture."
~xiv
Anyway, Iggy got sick one day while we were on vacation, and apparently he died on his heat rock.. we came home to Iggy splattered all over the sides of his tank. :(
~fb aka Rob
Then put on a mustache and unibrow, clown!
~olie!
Actually little tip for all you guys out there....if you want to improve your flavour for any reason - say your ladyfriend isn't taking her medicine properly, drink this on a semi-regular basis.
1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned
1 banana, frozen
1 cup apple juice
1/2 tsp ginger
1/2 tsp cinnamon
1/4 tsp nutmeg
1/2 tsp vanilla extract
2 TBS honey
Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice
Trust me, it works.
~Staffell
"Good artists copy, great artist steal."
~Pablo Picasso
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