Lovely evening and such.
How is life? Hows your cat? Hows yer ma? Answer all or I shall steal yo skittles.
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Books I am Currently Reading
Things That Make Gina Angry Kucinich Dropping Out of the Presidential Race We'll miss you old boy.  Scientology Raping People of their Lives and Money A lot of religions aim at gullible or helpless people, but few take complete advantage of them.  Quotes where are we? what the hell is going on? the dust has only just begun to form crop circles in the carpet sinking, feeling spin me round again and rub my eyes, this can't be happening when busy streets a mess with people would stop to hold their heads heavy hide and seek trains and sewing machines all those years they were here first oily marks appear on walls where pleasure moments hung before the takeover, the sweeping insensitivity of this still life ~Imogen Heap .mcrmeebo { display: block; background:url("http://widget.meebo.com/r.gif") no-repeat top right; } .mcrmeebo:hover { background:url("http://widget.meebo.com/ro.gif") no-repeat top right; }  About Me (updated daily) -I am allergic to apples -I put my hair up on top of my head when i sleep -I have a thing for typography -I graduated high school in three years -I have semi-perfect pitch -"Where is my Mind" makes me sad for some reason -I think French is beautiful -I am a sucker for dark chocolate -I am slightly dyslexic -I hate to love wasabi peas -I memorize digits of pi for fun -I hate being cold -I hate wearing sneakers -If I sit or stand for extended periods of time my feet turn purple -I really like the name Milo -I have a fear of winter -My uncle is the mayor of my town -I drink my coffee black -I love red wine, yellowtail in particular -I secretly wish I looked the one of "The Girls Next Door" -I like when the words "ink" and "bed" are used as verbs - I like when the word "washing" is used as a noun - I forgive but I never forget - I like the word "absinthe" - I have a passion for sexy underwear - I cry when Wilson floats away - I own and absolutely love this.  People Who Interest Me Dave Fran Littlem Brian PinkSabbath John2 iPear! mr jackanapes BrewHaHa Steve Miss Squeege Emily LarLar Pete Miss Noodle Genee Julia Kirsten Joe James AlixAri DaddyDom J-Ray Rainbowbrite Margo People Who Inspire Me Ray Fenwick Julia Sonmi Heglund Leon aka d3d People Who Uninterest Me Kayce Shirts I Own Break Free Barrow Bath For the Birds Predicament Rock How To Record Release Water, Just Water Gingerbread Nightmares Fluttering Damn Scientists Chinese Peaches Magical Powers! Happiness Communist Party Waiting For Sleep Doing the Things a Particle Can Fantastic Typewriter Fruit of the Negativitree The Fashion of Terror Night Birds The Average Bear I Hate Japenese Food Musical Meditation Motovino Greetings From... Threadless Confabulated Memory Wrath of the Sofa Madness of Mission 6 Sex Sells Bought For Other People Ctrl + Z Calling Home Memories, Sweet Memories Good Blood, Bad Hands Next STPs To: ~Tialys ~Brian ~lemonalle ~papaprime HELL YEAH   WALL OF RANDOM PHRASES SAID BY BLOGGERS Atop a mountain, where there was no fountain, lay a dead horse and a notepad by his side. ~sonofatari It takes a man very comfortable with his heterosexuality to have sex with another man ~whylime so i said to the rabi, that is my foot ~PinkSabbath If a person with split personality threatens to commit suicide, is it a hostage situation? ~mairead-claire you don't have any ovaries! you don't have any personality! you don't have any thoughts! you don't have any jelly beans! ~steve_swartz it's easier for a man to fuck vomit. HHHHHUCH! It's onion chopping time! ~OlliRudi rectum, damn near killedum ~Robotron5 Demigods constructed my back porch. ~Skipper6745 So, Winston Churchill, when he was the Prime Minister, was at a dinner party, and he was seated next to a VERY attractive young lady. And Churchill turns to her, and he says, "Madam, would you have intercourse with me for a hundred thousand pounds?" And the lady says, "Why yes, I would." So then Churchill says, "Would you have intercourse with me for ten thousand?" And the lady says, "Why Mr. Churchill, what do you think I am?" And Churchill says, "We've already determined that. Now we're just trying to decide on a price." ~mattylee WHO WANTS RAMEN????? I gots me some cookies in a shoebox?? ~Stevethegreat cats poo in secret places ~ACANTHUS chai tea tastes like liquid gingerbread. ~narcissus_poeticus 'herpes brought us together' ~amorforhenry i'm no fag, but, sometimes, when i see a cute loner kid like that wearing a parka and rocking chuck taylors, it's like, "hmm. maybe i'd let him lick my balls." fried dumplings are not only good for eating, but they make tennis games more interesting too." i have a picture pinned to my wall and in it you're yanking you're slapping you're stroking my balls!! lisa, darling, that's my 'sack, not a loofa. i was sure i'd make the list. ah, well, there's always my kidnappies--i mean . . . stuffed . . . animals. i onced accidently took a roadside piss on a dead armadillo at night. hey, i didn't MEAN to piss on the dead armadillo. i was sleep deprived and it was dark. y'know, with medusa, i've always wondered if the carpet matched the drapes . . . i like how i am some sort of anthropomorphized blanket. ~jackanapes beef paste makes me grow i was just bbqing some urchins ~ziggystardust my cat just farted.... ~Katie_ladie ballstains on my sweatshirt ~stickymike when I was little and had no scence I took a wizz on the electric fence, it hurt so bad when it shocked my balls that I took a crap in my overalls big money... no whammies... no whammies... no whammies...BANG!!!! ....Ah man, I got a venarial disease. I know this guy who kicked the shit out of a possum and then set it on fire. It ran into a barn and set it on fire. He got arrested. Booze rules!!! ~MysteriousPete he has one of those faces I'd enjoy smashing to bits with a cricket bat ~tesco put your clothes back on, you're scaring the cat. ~theoneandonlyshoegazer trash, i hope you get face fucked by the STD king ~exohexover "and me and ron had the honor of watching his balls swing in our faces for a few minutes like a desk sculpture." ~xiv Anyway, Iggy got sick one day while we were on vacation, and apparently he died on his heat rock.. we came home to Iggy splattered all over the sides of his tank. :( ~fb aka Rob Then put on a mustache and unibrow, clown! ~olie! Actually little tip for all you guys out there....if you want to improve your flavour for any reason - say your ladyfriend isn't taking her medicine properly, drink this on a semi-regular basis. 1 cup pineapple, fresh or canned 1 banana, frozen 1 cup apple juice 1/2 tsp ginger 1/2 tsp cinnamon 1/4 tsp nutmeg 1/2 tsp vanilla extract 2 TBS honey Optional ingredients: 1 raw egg white, 2 TBS wheat germ, 2 TBS flax seed, 1 shot wheatgrass juice Trust me, it works. ~Staffell "Good artists copy, great artist steal." ~Pablo Picasso body {background-color: WHITE;}body {background-image:url(http://www.sanovoeng.com/images/747_Broken%20egg.jpg);background-repeat:no-repeat;background-attachment:fixed;background-position:bottom right;} |
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May 09 '08 by
The correct answer to all of them is fourteen