.onion aka andrew is a 17.75 year old boy, has been a member since October 8, 2005, has scored 7550 submissions, giving an average score of 1.57.
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You've probably already seen a shirt like this somewhere.
of 28 votes, 18% like it
<insert cliché>
of 40 votes, 20% like it
The appreciation of alliteration is an acquired aesthetic.
of 54 votes, 24% like it
It's not OCD, it's CDO. Put them in alphabetical order, you slob.
of 55 votes, 35% like it
Kumquats are inherently funny.
of 53 votes, 21% like it
.rorrim a desu uoy fi neve esnes ekam t'ndluow sihT
of 56 votes, 23% like it
Helium balloons are filled with high-pitched happiness!
of 56 votes, 32% like it
The letter Z is used only once in this sentence.
of 56 votes, 23% like it
There once was a poet from York / Who could never finish his
of 56 votes, 14% like it
Don't fart. You're causing global warming.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
20% of the world's methane pollution is produced by flatulence.
of 56 votes, 13% like it
I'm the other guy's evil twin.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
Children ought to be obscene and not blurred.
of 61 votes, 13% like it
Silence is golden, but I enjoy talking to myself.
of 61 votes, 20% like it
Feel free to go off somewhere and slip on a banana peel.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
Cue the awkward silence.
of 65 votes, 34% like it
2+2=4 (what did you expect?)
of 62 votes, 13% like it
YOU! Yes, you. I'm watching.
of 61 votes, 15% like it
Appreciation of alliteration is an acquired aesthetic.
of 62 votes, 40% like it
Now that I've taken over this body, I shall conquer the Earth!
of 61 votes, 21% like it
<s>CENSORED</s>
of 61 votes, 11% like it
*sn*wflakes!*
of 61 votes, 11% like it
Find a happy place, find a happy place, find a happy place...
of 60 votes, 17% like it
Nod your head slowly if you understand.
of 59 votes, 15% like it
Two wrongs don't make a right. But three rights make a left!
of 59 votes, 25% like it
What have I got in my pocket?!
of 59 votes, 12% like it
[DESIGN HAS BEEN CENSORED]
of 60 votes, 17% like it
Look! Over there! A distraction!
of 59 votes, 20% like it
When life gives you lemons... just eat them.
of 60 votes, 23% like it
My tea set was made in China.
of 60 votes, 15% like it
Violins are good for hitting rocks with.
of 57 votes, 12% like it
i am dull
of 57 votes, 9% like it
I've always wanted a shirt that says this!
of 59 votes, 17% like it
All generalizations are untrue.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
I can't think of anything funny to say.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
On the count of three you will look away. 1... 2...
of 57 votes, 14% like it
Poetry is fun; eight words and you're done.
of 59 votes, 17% like it
I am a hallucination.
of 57 votes, 18% like it
Phantasmagoric!
of 57 votes, 11% like it
I do my math homework in pen.
of 58 votes, 22% like it
* * look! two identical snowflakes!
of 58 votes, 19% like it
All the world's a stage. Please get off.
of 57 votes, 25% like it
I don't care about the way I dress.
of 56 votes, 9% like it
The best way to cheer yourself up is to find an emo kid.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
What if all your friends didn't jump off a cliff?
of 62 votes, 10% like it
All my friends jumped off a cliff.
Peer pressure loses.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
SMILE! It confuses people.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
404 Error: You are too incompetent to properly view this design.
of 66 votes, 15% like it
I said a T. Rex, not a T-Shirt! ... stupid genie.
of 61 votes, 10% like it
This was my third wish.
of 63 votes, 21% like it
I cannot solve a Rubik's Cube.
of 63 votes, 21% like it
I just wrote the word "gullible" on the bottom of your shoe.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
HAHAHAHA Sorry, it's an inside joke.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
Sorry, it's an inside joke.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
Hyphenated words are super-awesome!
of 62 votes, 27% like it
Error 1337: Image "Awesome Tee" too cool to be shown.
of 61 votes, 8% like it
I actually have no idea what's going on...
of 60 votes, 15% like it
When life gives me lemons, I eat them.
of 61 votes, 20% like it
10 out of 2 people are dyslexic.
of 61 votes, 25% like it
Sleep beckons.
of 61 votes, 11% like it
But I am le tired!
of 60 votes, 18% like it
This sentence are grammatically incorrect.
of 61 votes, 13% like it
Retards Attempting Poetry
of 61 votes, 23% like it
A Clever Representation Of Names Yield Mnemonics
of 60 votes, 17% like it
Stuff Posing As Meat
of 61 votes, 23% like it
laughing out loud!
of 60 votes, 12% like it
I feel sick.
of 60 votes, 12% like it
I'm quite comfortable in this outfit.
of 60 votes, 13% like it
i H8 it wh3n u typ LiK diZ!!1!shift+one!!
of 60 votes, 8% like it
<(^-^<) <(^-^)> (>^-^)>
of 60 votes, 10% like it
This sounds better when you read it out loud. (see?)
of 60 votes, 10% like it
87.6% of all statistics are made up on the spot.
of 59 votes, 24% like it
Edgar Allan Poetic License
of 60 votes, 10% like it
I am not wearing a funny t-shirt.
of 59 votes, 17% like it
A Penny Saved is actually not worth very much at all.
of 63 votes, 22% like it
WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?
of 61 votes, 11% like it
I prefer decaf.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
C_NGR_TUL_TI_NS, Y_U'V_ S_LV_D TH_ PUZZL_
of 63 votes, 27% like it
I like to meet new people in bookstores!
of 61 votes, 13% like it
There is an elephant hidden on this shirt.
of 62 votes, 26% like it
I stole Mr. Potato Head's body.
of 63 votes, 16% like it
Nothing is more interesting than a cow walking backwards.
of 62 votes, 18% like it
I speak in roonerspisms
of 62 votes, 13% like it
I wasn't aware that Sexy ever left.
of 63 votes, 24% like it
Scorpio: Today you will wear a shirt that tells the future.
of 69 votes, 20% like it
There is a hidden message here.
of 71 votes, 30% like it
Don't judge a book by its cover. (unless it's a graphic novel!)
of 67 votes, 21% like it
Two wrongs don't make a right. However, three rights make a left!
of 67 votes, 15% like it
I've always wanted a shirt that says this.
of 52 votes, 27% like it
Romeo&Juliet totally screwed themselves over with teenage ang
of 50 votes, 16% like it
My deepest darkest secret involves a plush hippo and maple syrup.
of 48 votes, 21% like it
I like how the British say colours.
of 48 votes, 27% like it
I've got a skeleton in the closet. He's gay.
of 52 votes, 31% like it
Heaven has eternal life, but Hell has TV.
of 49 votes, 24% like it
Ancient magicians used Abracadabacuses to count.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
Hyphenated words are super-trendy.
of 48 votes, 15% like it
a penny for your thoughts?
of 47 votes, 13% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
"Quote."
of 50 votes, 10% like it
"I've got no leads," the detective admitted cluelessly.
of 40 votes, 3% like it
.rorrim a ni devil uoy fi neve siht daer t'ndluoc uoY
of 49 votes, 10% like it
Now you see me, Now you don't.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
Actions speak louder than verbs.
of 50 votes, 18% like it
Apology : the study of Regret.
of 33 votes, 12% like it
Chocolate is proof that God loves us!
of 61 votes, 13% like it
Don't look at me. I might turn into stone.
of 46 votes, 7% like it
Don't run with Scissors. He'll beat you.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
Don't shoot until you see through the whites of their lies.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
Eat, Drink, and be Merry, for tomorrow we do it all again!
of 52 votes, 13% like it
GOOOOAAALLLLL!!!
of 28 votes, 18% like it
Have a day...
of 47 votes, 9% like it
hello thank you goodbye
of 40 votes, 8% like it
How the hell did I get here?
of 57 votes, 9% like it
I am a trendsetter.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
I got this for only $10 at the after-Christmas sale!
of 45 votes, 9% like it
I have no life!
of 37 votes, 8% like it
I like mangoes!
of 46 votes, 4% like it
I like psych!
of 35 votes, 9% like it
I like to bake cookies. It makes me feel powerful!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
I like to dancing and pho!
of 13 votes, 8% like it
I Louvre You.
of 55 votes, 13% like it
I love you like a vulture loves a rotting carcass.
of 43 votes, 14% like it
i'm going commando.
of 24 votes, 21% like it
If your hand is bigger than your face then you have cancer.
of 54 votes, 13% like it
It reads better than it sounds.
of 53 votes, 9% like it
It tastes like sunshine when I'm in the room!
of 49 votes, 6% like it
It's lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you!
of 55 votes, 2% like it
just one of my little idiosyncrasies...
of 40 votes, 5% like it
Kansas, I've a feeling we're not in Toto anymore...
of 45 votes, 9% like it
LIFE SUCKS if you're a vaccuum cleaner.
of 61 votes, 10% like it
Made In Swaziland
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Make love while the moon shines.
of 48 votes, 8% like it
moistly.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
My asincere pologies if I appear drunk.
of 1 votes, 0% like it
My sincere apologies if I appear drunk.
of 37 votes, 8% like it
Nucular: nyoo-kyoo-lerr
of 48 votes, 8% like it
One man's trash is a raccoon's treasure.
of 16 votes, 6% like it
Proud Parent of a Brainchild
of 46 votes, 7% like it
Siberia is where the real winter wonderland is at!
of 56 votes, 7% like it
Stressed? Have some desserts!
of 50 votes, 4% like it
Success is 20% Inspiration and 90% Perspiration and 10% Mistakes.
of 26 votes, 15% like it
That was so inspiring I want to vomit.
of 56 votes, 7% like it
The epitome of Sophistication.
of 46 votes, 11% like it
the Future is here! but let's let him wait outside for a bit.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
The hills are alive with the sound of MOO-sic!
of 55 votes, 5% like it
The name is Bond, Savings Bond.
of 55 votes, 16% like it
This shirt would look nice on a monkey such as yourself.
of 31 votes, 19% like it
Wouldyou rather eat poo-flavored brownies or brownie-flavord poo?
of 40 votes, 18% like it
YES means NO and NO means YES. Do you want me to smack you?
of 55 votes, 9% like it
You don't stand a snowball's chance in hail!
of 52 votes, 4% like it
You're pretty (pretty ugly.)
of 46 votes, 4% like it
My gallery photos
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.

All about me
Shoot, I wish I were as talented as a lot of the artists and designers here at Threadless!


Shirts I own:
1. Pillow Fight
2. Pandamonium
3. Well, This Just Really Sucks
4. Biblical Disaster
5. Recycling
6. Night Birds
7. Nothing Rhymes with Orange
8. Growth for the Sake of Growth
9. ... Interpretive Dance
10. Loch Ness Imposter
11. Finding Rhinoceros
12. Partly Hungry Skies
13. Damn Scientists
14. Pense Pas Bete
15. Damn Scientists
16. Lions are Smarter than I am
17. ... Watching My Back

In my cart and not going anywhere soon :(
1. Freeloader on the Yak Express
2. One Lump, or Two?

Shirts they must reprint!
1. Insomnia
2. Ballad of the Birds
3. Original Sin
4. As the World Turns
5. I Can't Draw
6. Usual Day at Work
7. Trojan Hearse
8. The Day the Fire Brigade went on Strike
9. Death, our Nation's Number One Killer
10. One of These Days We'll Fly Away
12. Bad Reception
13. Satan's Little Helper
14. I Hate Japanese Food
15. Myopia Utopia
16. Wishless
17. Destroy NYC
18. Royal Intrigued Series 1
19. Infinity MPG
20. Wingtips
21. Run, Scientists, Run!
22. Runnin' Rhino
23. Penguins are My Home
24. Ballad of the Birds
25. Splatter in D Minor
RALLY WITH ME FOR REPRINTS! :)



Jesus is enough.
Update: Jul 21, '08
Update: Steve Wierth
Threadspotting every Friday!
You know they'll love it!
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