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.onion aka andrew is a 19.11 year old boy, has been a member since October 8, 2005, has scored 7604 submissions, giving an average score of 1.56.
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  Apr 27 '09 by .onion        12 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Mother's Day slogan!
Hey Sloganeers and Shoguns (and all the rest of Threadless folk),

With Mother's Day coming up, I thought I'd promote a slogan that makes me think of my mom: Danger is my mother's maiden name.

It'd make a pretty sweet Mother's Day print, don't you think? Positive votes appreciated! :)

Mother's Day falls on Sunday, May 10th this year. Don't forget to send her some lovin'!
  Mar 16 '09 by .onion        7 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
YOU'RE KIDDING
THIS CANNOT BE SOLD OUT IN MEN'S SMALL AND MEDIUM.

NO.

NOOO!!!

:(
  Mar 15 '09 by .onion        16 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
slogans!
Does anybody know the average "I'd wear it" percentage a slogan needs to have before the Threadless team considers it for a shirt? 30%? 50%? 75%?

I've been wondering whether or not it's worth it to even submit anymore; there are so many bs submissions it must be impossible to sift through them all...

But for now I'm still trying! Here are my highest-scoring slogans so far; please vote 'em up! :)

Above 40%...
SUSHI: That's how I roll.

Say things twice for emphasis. Say things twice for emphasis.

An appreciation of alliteration is an acquired aesthetic.
OR
Appreciation of alliteration is an acquired aesthetic.


Above 30%...
Helium balloons are filled with high-pitched happiness!

Cue the awkward silence.

If at first you don't succeed, pretend you didn't actually care.

Please remove wearer before washing.

Thanks a bunch! :)
  Mar 11 '08 by .onion        0 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Bestee!
Congratulations on the Bestee Award! :)
Whooooooooo!
  Feb 14 '08 by .onion        0 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
ReGeneration
about Green
This shirt reminds me of the recent Facebook Graffiti contest on the topic of "Green," hosted by ReGeneration.

http://www.regeneration.org/2008/02/06/and-the-winners-are/

Check out all those amazing works of art on Facebook, the top winners as well as the top 150 submissions. It's so awesome :o
  Dec 04 '07 by .onion        2 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Reprint!
I love Japanese food :D, but I love this design, too. Fortunately I've never had the traumatizing experience of a slug on my sushi, but unfortunately I can't have this shirt because it's sold out D: Reprint please!
  Dec 04 '07 by .onion        5 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
REPRINT!
Hehehee, this shirt makes me laugh all the time. Please reprint it! :)
  Dec 04 '07 by .onion        6 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
reprint!
about Wishless
Only 2 kids tees left... somebody buy them so they can reprint the entire design :D I really like it- the style especially, and the sad irony. Please reprint soon :o
  Dec 04 '07 by .onion        0 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
buy it for your kid!
This is a great design :D The first time around it sold out pretty quickly, but I hope they'll reprint it soon! That is, once the remaining kids tees go... somebody buy them! :P
  Dec 04 '07 by .onion        0 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
REPRINT! (but it's not sold out yet)
about Insomnia
Somebody buy the remaining 2x guys and kids tees for this design so they can reprint it in all sizes during this sale!! D: Please! I've wanted this for so long!
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2. Pandamonium
3. Well, This Just Really Sucks
4. Biblical Disaster
5. Recycling
6. Night Birds
7. Nothing Rhymes with Orange
8. Growth for the Sake of Growth
9. ... Interpretive Dance
10. Loch Ness Imposter
11. Finding Rhinoceros
12. Partly Hungry Skies
13. Damn Scientists
14. Pense Pas Bete
15. Lions are Smarter than I am
16. ... Watching My Back
17. Splatter in D Minor
18. Destroy NYC
19. Infinity MPG
20. Best Mime Ever
21. Shredded A
22. Wingtips
23. Roadblock
24. Start Walking Behind Me...
25. Now Panic and Freak Out
26. Samurai Sushi

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