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.onion
.onion aka andrew is a 21.59 year old boy, has been a member since October 8, 2005, has scored 7,607 submissions, giving an average score of 1.57, helping 134 designs get printed.
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slogans!
Does anybody know the average "I'd wear it" percentage a slogan needs to have before the Threadless team considers it for a shirt? 30%? 50%? 75%?

I've been wondering whether or not it's worth it to even submit anymore; there are so many bs submissions it must be impossible to sift through them all...

But for now I'm still trying! Here are my highest-scoring slogans so far; please vote 'em up! :)

Above 40%...
SUSHI: That's how I roll.

Say things twice for emphasis. Say things twice for emphasis.

An appreciation of alliteration is an acquired aesthetic.
OR
Appreciation of alliteration is an acquired aesthetic.


Above 30%...
Helium balloons are filled with high-pitched happiness!

Cue the awkward silence.

If at first you don't succeed, pretend you didn't actually care.

Please remove wearer before washing.

Thanks a bunch! :)

brentendo
brentendo on Mar 15 '09 at 7:43pm
Its pretty random, there isn't really a percentage you need to get, I suppose its just down to threadless and the ones they like, but the percentages kind of guide them to what would sell too.



oh and I like the alliteration slogans and 'Please remove wearer before washing is great!
4 days later
tsc0809
tsc0809 on Mar 19 '09 at 11:23pm
I've voted on your slogs, dude. I like the Sushi ones and the alliteration ones, too. You had some others that were really cool. Just keeping doing what you do.
BlueLobster
BlueLobster on Mar 19 '09 at 11:24pm
Danger is my mother's maiden name is great
3 days later
.onion
.onion on Mar 23 '09 at 1:06pm
Thanks! :)
8 days later
rossmat8
rossmat8 on Apr 01 '09 at 11:38am
Anything under 20% can be deleted.
frakkur
frakkur on Apr 01 '09 at 5:26pm
Voted! good stuff!





check mine pease!
4 days later
evan3
   evan3 on Apr 05 '09 at 7:03pm
SUSHI: That's how I roll is my preference to

It's how I roll

i voted id wear it!
.onion
.onion on Apr 06 '09 at 11:09am
thanks guys :) voting appreciated and reciprocated!
3 days later
evan3
   evan3 on Apr 09 '09 at 7:33pm
danger is also a good one!!
gtoast99
gtoast99 on Apr 09 '09 at 7:41pm
"I may seem insignificant" and "SUSHI: That's how I roll." are good, but:

Danger is my mother's maiden name.

is freaking classic.
Tikimasters
Tikimasters on Apr 09 '09 at 10:04pm
lol I like to say things twice too! Emphasis is good. As long as you hang around this site often you'll eventually get up there in votes. Be patient (I'm too patient lol) and good things will come. I hope. haha
Tikimasters
Tikimasters on Apr 09 '09 at 10:04pm
lol I like to say things twice too! Emphasis is good. As long as you hang around this site often you'll eventually get up there in votes. Be patient (I'm too patient lol) and good things will come. I hope. haha
Tikimasters
Tikimasters on Apr 09 '09 at 10:04pm
lol I like to say things twice too! Emphasis is good. As long as you hang around this site often you'll eventually get up there in votes. Be patient (I'm too patient lol) and good things will come. I hope. haha
Tikimasters
Tikimasters on Apr 09 '09 at 10:05pm
Damnit. I hate when ^ happens.
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wlbc128
wlbc128 on Nov 23 '09 at 1:10pm
voted on your slogans ^.^
50 days later
soloyo
soloyo on Jan 12 '10 at 10:49pm
Admitting you have a problem is the first step to low self-esteem

funny, extremely funny

voted
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