The future is for babies.
of 44 votes, 25% like it
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Happy Two Thousand Great!
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Sarcasm is the worst thing ever.
of 55 votes, 9% like it
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What lies behind clothed forms?
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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I am human, hear me state the obvious.
of 52 votes, 29% like it
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.oediv ah-a na ni eb thgim uoy ,siht daer nac uoy fI
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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Hay is for horses and getting my attention
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Order out of, this sentence is.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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Half of me is 85% awake.
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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Combining words is sweetastical
of 52 votes, 33% like it
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90% of consumers agree: the fifth dentist doesn't matter
of 52 votes, 15% like it
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You'll feel better once the pain goes away
of 57 votes, 12% like it
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Experts agree: Dinosaurs tasted like chicken
of 57 votes, 28% like it
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a dip in the ocean is a swim in really old dinosaur pee.
of 58 votes, 5% like it
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<3 <3 <3 heart attack! <3 <3 <3
of 55 votes, 11% like it
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it'll feel better once the pain goes away
of 56 votes, 14% like it
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i'm blogging about this.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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What if I asked you a hypothetical question?
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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a ship's life is fleeting
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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This shirt makes my body clothed
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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portmanteaus are sweetastic
of 60 votes, 13% like it
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SacRAMENto: capital of California and noodles since 1848
of 60 votes, 8% like it
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a panic at the disco might cause a quiet riot
of 60 votes, 17% like it
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Jack Bauer got Shanghai'd
of 60 votes, 5% like it
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it's ironic that the song really isn't.
of 60 votes, 10% like it
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Ironic, the song really isn't.
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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What if this question were hypothetical?
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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This shirt makes my body look clothed
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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Score one for the graphically impaired
of 60 votes, 7% like it
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sexy was never gone in the first place
of 60 votes, 12% like it
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The oceans are salty because it's really old dinosaur pee.
of 61 votes, 28% like it
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There you go, thinking again
of 60 votes, 15% like it
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I'm just sexy enough for this shirt.
of 61 votes, 13% like it
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Yes, I indeed am the sausage king of Chicago.
of 60 votes, 20% like it
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