My parents went away on a week's vacation

And they left the keys to the brand new Porsche

Would they mind? Umm, well, of course not

I'll just take it for a little spin

And maybe show it off to a couple of friends

I'll just cruise it around the neighborhood

Well, maybe I shouldn't, yeah, of course I should



Pay attention, here's the thick of the plot

I pulled up to the corner at the end of my block

And that's when I saw this beautiful girlie girl walking

I picked up my car phone to perpetrate like I was talking

You should've seen this girl's bodily dimensions

I honked my horn just to get her attention

She said, "Was that for me?", I said, "Yeah"

She said, "Why?", I said, "Come on and take a ride with a helluva guy"



She said, "How do I know you're not sick

You could be some deranged lunatic"

I said, "C'mon toots, my name is the Prince

Beside, would a lunatic have a Porsche like this?"

She agreed and we were on our way

She was looking very good and so was I, I must say word

We hit McDonald's, pulled into the drive

We ordered two Big Macs and two large fries with Cokes



She kicked her shoes off onto the floor

She said, "Drive fast, speed turns me on"

She put her hand on my knee, I put my foot on the gas

We almost got whiplash, I took off so fast

The sun roof was open, the music was high

And this girl's hand was steadily moving up my thigh

She had opened up three buttons on her shirt so far

I guess that's why I didn't notice that police car



We're doing ninety in my Mom's new Porsche

And to make this long story short, short

When the cop pulled me over I was scared as hell

I said, "I don't have a license but I drive very well, officer"

I almost had a heart attack that day

Come to find out the girl was a twelve-year-old runaway

I was arrested, the car was impounded

There was no way for me to avoid being grounded



My parents had to come off from vacation to get me

I'd rather be in jail than to have my father hit me

My parents walked in

And I got my grip, I said, "Ah, Mom, Dad, how was your trip?"

They didn't speak, I said, "I want to plead my case"

But my father just shoved me in the car by my face

That was a hard ride home, I don't know how I survived

They took turns, one would beat me while the other one was driving



I can't believe it, I just made a mistake

Well parents are the same no matter time nor place

So to you all the kids all across the land, take it form me

Parents just don't understand