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past-tense-of-draw
aka Drew is a 28.01 year old boy, has been a member since October 5, 2005, has scored 3,912 submissions, giving an average score of 2.26, helping 51 designs get printed.
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I would be a child prodigy if I wasn't so old.
of 18 votes, 50% like it
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Always look on the bright side of life. Just not directly at it
of 29 votes, 24% like it
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I'm one montage away from kicking your but.
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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Making New Friends Is Easier With Spare Parts From The Old Ones
of 40 votes, 65% like it
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Always look on the bright side of life. But not directly at it
of 75 votes, 77% like it
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I just got back from the past. You'll never guess what happened
of 73 votes, 71% like it
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I was a child prodigy, but then I grew up.
of 59 votes, 56% like it
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(On a red tee) In case of action: Use as a headband.
of 60 votes, 67% like it
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I'm drunk with Power! Or is that the alcohol.
of 52 votes, 48% like it
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What are you doing in this dream?
of 42 votes, 43% like it
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Ok, now that I have your attention...
of 44 votes, 39% like it
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Just imagine how awkward this would be if I was naked.
of 50 votes, 56% like it
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Quick, gather around, I'm Agoraphobic
of 53 votes, 43% like it
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Warning: May contain traces of nudity
of 47 votes, 38% like it
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That sounds like a challenge!
of 41 votes, 39% like it
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I think someone needs to go back to the pond and evolve.
of 53 votes, 51% like it
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You don't need a Plan B when I'm Plan A
of 51 votes, 45% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(On a red tee)
In case of action: Tie around head as a headband.
of 16 votes, 19% like it
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A bike is one of two ways to get there hot, sweaty and grinning.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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All love triangles should be equilateral. It's simpler that way.
of 22 votes, 18% like it
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Always look on the bright side of life, but don't stare.
of 41 votes, 37% like it
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Always look on the bright side of life. But never directly at it
of 19 votes, 26% like it
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Always look on the bright side of life. But never directly at it
of 11 votes, 27% like it
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Breaking the ice is easy when walking on thin ice.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Dollo's Laws is wrong. We are devolving.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Eww, you smell like Durian
of 46 votes, 28% like it
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I don't just break the ice, I also make the drinks.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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I don't just break the ice, I make the drinks too.
of 24 votes, 29% like it
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I don't often lie, but this might be one of those times.
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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I tried pulling his leg but ended up with a foot in my mouth.
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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I tried pulling his leg but ended up with my foot in my mouth.
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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I tried pulling someones leg but ended up with a foot in my mouth
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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I was a child prodigy, but then I grow up.
of 26 votes, 27% like it
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I was a child prodigy, but then I procrastinated.
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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I would rather slice my bread than lose my internet.
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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I would rather slice my own bread than lose my internet.
of 49 votes, 37% like it
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I ____ Multiple Choice:
A. Heart
B. Liver
C. Kidney
of 51 votes, 41% like it
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I'm drunk with Power!...ful alcohol.
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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I'm drunk with Power!ful alcohol.
of 17 votes, 29% like it
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I'm On My Way To Save A Princess
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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I'm So AweSome I'm AweLot.
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I'm the best thing since sliced bread, other then the internet.
of 15 votes, 13% like it
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If I wasn't so old, I would be a child prodigy.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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If we are what we eat. We can't call really our selves people.
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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If we are what we eat. We can't call really ourselves people.
of 9 votes, 11% like it
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Just imagine how awkward this would be if I were naked
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Just imagine how awkward this would be if we were naked.
of 30 votes, 23% like it
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Just think how awkward this would be if I was naked.
of 34 votes, 50% like it
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My Bologna had a first name, It was B-E-T-S-Y
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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My mind wondered off, and took the tree I had it tied to with it.
of 34 votes, 32% like it
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Sorry for the inappropriate blood flow.
of 41 votes, 39% like it
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Stand Aside. I'm On My Way To Save A Princess.
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Warning: May contain traces of peanut
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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Watch Out! The Cook has a knife.
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Watch Out: for Scurvy!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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We should bring natural selection back .
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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You don't need a Plan B when I'm your Plan A
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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You should see my other T-shirt, It's got Godzilla on it.
of 49 votes, 35% like it
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You're just jealous, because I have a sperm count.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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