I'm a senior in college, I recently buried my social life, and it's not a good idea to let me eat a whole plate of cookies in two hours.

I'd rather walk two blocks in below freezing weather to Taco Time every day than walk five blocks to the grocery store once a week.

I'm running low on socks. As I explained to my roommates, "They don't deliver socks."

Obviously, I do NOT have a car.