Michael Vick, American hero
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Everything was better in the past
of 42 votes, 19% like it
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Eh, New Jersey...
of 57 votes, 9% like it
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My expectations are lower than ever.
of 57 votes, 19% like it
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Hahaha Jack Moseley, eat this
of 57 votes, 4% like it
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Hobo Nation
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Calm thy nerves
of 59 votes, 8% like it
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Where did my kidneys go?
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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I was human once
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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Devour the elderly!
of 64 votes, 13% like it
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No matter what you do, its never enough
of 61 votes, 8% like it
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Nice guys don't finish at all
of 61 votes, 15% like it
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Believe the hype, then deny it later
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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Slowly progressing backwards
of 43 votes, 21% like it
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Your presence upsets me
of 41 votes, 20% like it
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Scientists do nothing for society
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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Stereotypes are entirely true
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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Donate your brain to science
of 41 votes, 22% like it
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It stopped being funny years ago
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Start something useless
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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Hyper-intelligent salamanders rule
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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We are biodegradable
of 39 votes, 31% like it
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Predicate
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Note to bears: I'm edible
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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Latin isn't dead
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Joanie never really loved Chachi
of 37 votes, 16% like it
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I miss you Sarah Plain and Tall
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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On second thought, it might be a tumor
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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Would Mr T approve of this?
of 38 votes, 21% like it
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Mother Russia is watching, comrade
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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I enjoy the aroma of gasoline
of 38 votes, 29% like it
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I'm a result of the 80s
of 39 votes, 41% like it
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Coffee makes the pain go away
of 38 votes, 34% like it
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International Paper Football Champion
of 38 votes, 34% like it
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My dad died fighting in the cola wars
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Who names their kid Bowser?
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Boxer shorts changed my life
of 39 votes, 23% like it
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Diet and exercise will kill you
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Screw the environment
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Assault and battery in Battery Park
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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We was robbed
of 39 votes, 21% like it
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Aquaman drowned
of 42 votes, 31% like it
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Needlepoint is hardcore
of 43 votes, 19% like it
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The dog is laughing at me again
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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My kidneys are missing
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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This was in the vegetable crisper
of 38 votes, 11% like it
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iPods cause cancer
of 45 votes, 22% like it
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Canada: America's fat, ugly cousin
of 39 votes, 15% like it
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This is Chris, my pet hobo
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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I woke up in a bath tub full of ice
of 40 votes, 28% like it
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Where are you now, Mothra?
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Please don't reveal my secret identity
of 45 votes, 31% like it
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Butter is vitamin B
of 38 votes, 16% like it
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I can hit the broad side of a duck
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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Burn the internet!
of 39 votes, 13% like it
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Curse you Batman!
of 42 votes, 31% like it
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Insert coin to play
of 56 votes, 27% like it
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You smell of cabbage
of 39 votes, 18% like it
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Support our troops; drill Alaska!
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Mayonnaise is my favorite nutrient
of 38 votes, 13% like it
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Told you it was coming back
of 41 votes, 12% like it
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Needs haircut badly
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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It's a submarine sandwich, Captain.
of 50 votes, 34% like it
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My ride is a hippopotamus
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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Gnomes study the martial arts
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Yes, I was exposed to radiation
of 55 votes, 42% like it
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It's funny until somebody dies
of 49 votes, 27% like it
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The sword is pointier than the pen
of 53 votes, 40% like it
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Sea monkey crime is a tragic thing
of 73 votes, 19% like it
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There is a sandwich in my pants
of 79 votes, 19% like it
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My stock is up eight points
of 48 votes, 23% like it
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Money laundering is fun
of 63 votes, 22% like it
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Tighty whiteys make me mighty
of 85 votes, 24% like it
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Hippos hate broadway musicals
of 45 votes, 18% like it
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Gamma rays are cool
of 58 votes, 22% like it
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Afraid not, hippie
of 67 votes, 22% like it
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Amateur Hobo
of 80 votes, 24% like it
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New Jersey, the Hobo State
of 50 votes, 20% like it
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Party with friendly woodland creatures
of 67 votes, 21% like it
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Please do not rob me at gunpoint
of 55 votes, 18% like it
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I am actually a cow
of 57 votes, 16% like it
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Year of the Ninja
of 43 votes, 26% like it
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You have a massive gnome infestation
of 59 votes, 29% like it
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Scurvy is fun for everyone!
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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Cheddar, Wisconsin's state bird
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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Yes, I will have fries with that!
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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Fear my Walrus Stance
of 64 votes, 23% like it
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Protected by chain mail
of 63 votes, 27% like it
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Colleges are run by criminals
of 80 votes, 14% like it
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All college professors are incompetent
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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Let's be elephant seals!
of 68 votes, 13% like it
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I survived the Tunguska explosion
of 38 votes, 18% like it
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Surviving on ramen noodles and soda
of 44 votes, 32% like it
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A rust monster ate my car
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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Chicks dig the armor
of 52 votes, 17% like it
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Linguistics, study of linguini
of 71 votes, 31% like it
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Year of the Pirate
of 82 votes, 32% like it
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Don't blame me. I voted for Nader.
of 72 votes, 25% like it
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This is a government cover-up
of 67 votes, 18% like it
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Beware my Kung Fu kick
of 83 votes, 12% like it
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Not in the face! Not in the face!
of 86 votes, 24% like it
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Kiss me, I'm gooey
of 68 votes, 15% like it
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Cupcakes; Nature's candy
of 84 votes, 25% like it
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Pro athletes are criminals
of 75 votes, 16% like it
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Commit random acts of petty vandalism
of 60 votes, 27% like it
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Coffee makes life taste better
of 79 votes, 16% like it
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Yes, I'm full of fluffy nougat
of 59 votes, 31% like it
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Pirates want to get booty
of 78 votes, 31% like it
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Let's go to Norway
of 92 votes, 22% like it
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Software pirates are all sissies
of 70 votes, 14% like it
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Gnomes are the best engineers
of 78 votes, 26% like it
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Army of Ninja Graphic Designers
of 97 votes, 20% like it
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Graphic design for life
of 82 votes, 15% like it
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I'll have the cat sandwich
of 105 votes, 15% like it
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Kittens make great sandwiches
of 95 votes, 20% like it
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Gnomes are hardcore
of 94 votes, 29% like it
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I smell a gnome
of 82 votes, 23% like it
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Gnomes at Work
of 103 votes, 18% like it
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Waffles! Crispy, golden waffles!
of 83 votes, 24% like it
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College; at least it's not prison
of 117 votes, 32% like it
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New Jersey sucks
of 259 votes, 15% like it
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Mushrooms are tasty
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Dude. Nice pants.
of 104 votes, 22% like it
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Give the hippo a donut.
of 93 votes, 16% like it
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Nuke Quebec!
of 112 votes, 14% like it
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My weapon of choice; the spork
of 80 votes, 34% like it
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I'm Ultraman.
of 83 votes, 11% like it
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Face it, Godzilla is washed up.
of 71 votes, 21% like it
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Where'd I put my lawn gnome?
of 68 votes, 26% like it
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Gnomes wear pointy hats.
of 76 votes, 21% like it
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Gnomes are running the show
of 83 votes, 28% like it
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Curling is hardcore
of 119 votes, 29% like it
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Gnomes, gnomes everywhere!
of 93 votes, 26% like it
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Gnomish bakers make great donuts.
of 86 votes, 19% like it
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Gnomes love to operate heavy machinery.
of 69 votes, 36% like it
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Powered by donuts.
of 63 votes, 25% like it
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My other car is a hippo
of 85 votes, 21% like it
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Tokyo, city of giant monsters
of 121 votes, 36% like it
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Tokyo was made for smashing
of 63 votes, 17% like it
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MC Hammer has spiffy pants
of 101 votes, 24% like it
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Sweet dancin' donuts, Jim!
of 80 votes, 15% like it
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Just swipe your card, dummy
of 86 votes, 14% like it
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Canadian Bacon is just ham
of 81 votes, 36% like it
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Hippos just love donuts.
of 79 votes, 19% like it
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Donuts on parade!
of 79 votes, 10% like it
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Donuts make me happy
of 76 votes, 22% like it
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Donuts, breakfast of champions
of 69 votes, 19% like it
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Will Work for Donuts
of 76 votes, 20% like it
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Doughnuts are the solution
of 67 votes, 28% like it
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Support America - Eat Donuts
of 81 votes, 22% like it
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Pardon me, have you any sulfuric acid?
of 72 votes, 25% like it
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I lost an arm in 'Nam.
of 72 votes, 14% like it
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Dances With Hippos
of 53 votes, 21% like it
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Mommy, I love you but I want to hurt you
of 68 votes, 10% like it
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Yes, that REALLY is my body hair...
of 77 votes, 16% like it
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I'll have the flapjacks.
of 72 votes, 24% like it
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My excuse? I'm from New Jersey
of 61 votes, 18% like it
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Working out is for sissies
of 73 votes, 11% like it
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Beware of venomous cows
of 102 votes, 19% like it
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Listen.. this isn't working out.
of 73 votes, 15% like it
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No. Just no.
of 93 votes, 25% like it
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Gnomes look funny
of 97 votes, 22% like it
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I stomp goblins for fun and profit
of 74 votes, 26% like it
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Pancakes.
of 123 votes, 24% like it
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Nobody ever suspects the mole men
of 63 votes, 24% like it
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Gnomes are stalking me
of 109 votes, 26% like it
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A goblin would say that
of 95 votes, 26% like it
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I call him Sparky
of 76 votes, 18% like it
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This is my pet hippopotamus
of 92 votes, 16% like it
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Goblins, goblins everywhere
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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Dude, seriously.
of 81 votes, 25% like it
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Gnome vs Goblin
of 154 votes, 20% like it
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Gnomes kick it old school
of 103 votes, 34% like it
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Midgets are actually goblins
of 112 votes, 21% like it
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Had to be a goblin
of 90 votes, 14% like it
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Goblins always show up at the worst time
of 77 votes, 26% like it
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Oh snap, a goblin!
of 80 votes, 23% like it
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Not while I'm around
of 78 votes, 10% like it
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Is that what that is?
of 79 votes, 11% like it
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Your results may vary.
of 84 votes, 27% like it
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Donuts should be called joyrings.
of 82 votes, 21% like it
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Oh no, it's the fuzz!
of 77 votes, 19% like it
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Your grandma is hot
of 86 votes, 13% like it
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Alliance of Penguin Ninja Assassins
of 120 votes, 33% like it
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Three cheers for effort
of 88 votes, 28% like it
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Long walk off a short pier
of 87 votes, 20% like it
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Drugs are for commies
of 82 votes, 15% like it
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Kiss me, I'm Elvis
of 92 votes, 14% like it
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I solved the Rubik's cube.
of 64 votes, 19% like it
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Three rights make a left.
of 78 votes, 31% like it
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Nuns are pretty hardcore
of 103 votes, 30% like it
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PENGUINS LOCAL 249
of 87 votes, 13% like it
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That really happened?
of 82 votes, 21% like it
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Cookie Monster is my homeboy
of 89 votes, 24% like it
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I told you zombies exist
of 87 votes, 23% like it
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Nothing new under the sun, no sir
of 70 votes, 11% like it
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Hippocampus: college for hippos
of 72 votes, 22% like it
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Are we dead, or is this Ohio?
of 78 votes, 26% like it
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I survived community college
of 72 votes, 22% like it
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Rock, paper, ninja
of 183 votes, 45% like it
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Fonzie for President
of 74 votes, 11% like it
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I want to be the Fonz
of 97 votes, 13% like it
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Keep it snazzy, G
of 85 votes, 14% like it
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Work is suicide. Only slower.
of 81 votes, 26% like it
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'Eyyyy!
of 131 votes, 13% like it
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Things tend to fall down around me
of 58 votes, 33% like it
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I brake for hippos
of 91 votes, 23% like it
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Honk if you like hippos
of 72 votes, 22% like it
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May the Fonz be with you
of 112 votes, 31% like it
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I survived George W Bush's Presidency
of 99 votes, 42% like it
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INCINERATE PARIS HILTON
of 96 votes, 19% like it
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Guten tag dummkopf
of 69 votes, 16% like it
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The Breakfast Club was totally gangsta
of 98 votes, 22% like it
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Mimes are ninja clowns
of 96 votes, 29% like it
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Ach! Meine Jungfrauaugen!
of 74 votes, 11% like it
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I got better over the years
of 77 votes, 13% like it
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I'm invincible... on Wednesdays
of 71 votes, 31% like it
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Hippos are sweet
of 88 votes, 15% like it
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Sometimes, I want to be a hippo
of 87 votes, 31% like it
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I died in a gas explosion
of 77 votes, 21% like it
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Squid is also squiddy
of 63 votes, 11% like it
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Not overrated, I really am that awesome
of 71 votes, 23% like it
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Wish I had a six pack...
of 74 votes, 12% like it
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Hardcore, son
of 105 votes, 25% like it
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Curling : sport of kings
of 141 votes, 20% like it
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Where was I going with this?
of 76 votes, 26% like it
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It was a good idea on paper
of 75 votes, 39% like it
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Mutants walk among us
of 103 votes, 28% like it
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Shattering dreams since 1965
of 63 votes, 27% like it
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Drop the cake, fatty!
of 90 votes, 19% like it
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Take it like a mime
of 78 votes, 29% like it
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