How's about this: in this thread, everybody post a sentence that follows the previous sentence in order to string together an incomprehensible, yet totally amusing piece.

I'll get the ball rolling:

Susie sat in a booth at the diner, staring at the three foot stack of flapjacks before her.

Sometimes they're too tight. Other times, they're too loose. Or they don't have enough pockets. Or they are incredibly stiff and difficult to wear!

Pants are very unkind.

i must admit, i'm prone to staring into space and going completely blank. what about you guys?

Animals have the best defense mechanisms. For example:

* The ink spray of an octopus.
* A coyote's willingness to gnaw off a limb in order to escape.
* A lizard's ability to regenerate lost limbs.
* An ostrich sticking its head in the ground.
* A possum playing dead.

Michael Sieben is my hero

http://www.msieben.com

In my opinion, Scrubs is the Holy Grail of TV Sitcoms. It is quite possibly the greatest show ever to grace the tube. It's nothing short of pure genius, and if you disagree you must be braindead.

Just felt like talking 'bout that.

I had no idea that Threadless could do overall prints like this... sweet, dude.

I started a sketchblog, and I'd love to get some feedback.

http://stubbleworks.blogspot.com

how many of you out there like wonder woman? i realize its kind of outta the blue, but i'm curious.