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javguerre
javguerre aka Javier is a 23.34 year old boy, has been a member since September 26, 2005, has scored 10130 submissions, giving an average score of 0.86.
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  Jun 22 '07 by javguerre        163 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
Follow-up sentence game.
How's about this: in this thread, everybody post a sentence that follows the previous sentence in order to string together an incomprehensible, yet totally amusing piece.

I'll get the ball rolling:

Susie sat in a booth at the diner, staring at the three foot stack of flapjacks before her.
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squintygirl
squintygirl on Jun 22 '07 at 9:12am
The small plate of toast looked on in bitter envy.
shadowboy
shadowboy on Jun 22 '07 at 9:15am
The waitress was long gone, and there was no syrup to be seen.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jun 22 '07 at 9:20am
So Susie made her own.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Jun 22 '07 at 9:24am
The burly truck drivers at the counter watched in interest, but said nothing.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jun 22 '07 at 9:31am
You could tell by the look on their faces that they couldnt help but picture her slightly less clothed.
javguerre
javguerre on Jun 22 '07 at 9:39am
A band of overly chivalrous telepathic samurai left their meal and insisted the truckers apologize to Susie.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jun 22 '07 at 9:42am
Then the telepathic samurai disappeared in a blaze of eye-destroying light.
Gaff
Gaff on Jun 22 '07 at 9:50am
As all was quiet once again, Susie concentrated on figuring out how to make her own syrup.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jun 22 '07 at 9:52am
She remembered how her grandma used to make hers using bacon grease and spit.
blonde8007
blonde8007 on Jun 22 '07 at 9:52am
She figured that she'd have to use her own urine for the main ingredient.
shadowboy
shadowboy on Jun 22 '07 at 9:52am
She pulled a tube of lip balm from her pocket.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jun 22 '07 at 9:57am
Maybe that would be a good substitute for the bacon grease, she thought.
Gaff
Gaff on Jun 22 '07 at 9:57am
Just as she was about to commit an act of gross indecency in the name of brunch, she was interrupted by a call from her psychotherapist to her cellphone.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jun 22 '07 at 9:58am
"We need you to go to the office!" he exclaimed, "The results for your tests are in."
13strong
13strong on Jun 22 '07 at 9:59am
He was hearing voices again, and Susie talked him down, then hung up.
shadowboy
shadowboy on Jun 22 '07 at 9:59am
"The Maestro", as he like to be called, insisted that they should meet as soon as possible.
shadowboy
shadowboy on Jun 22 '07 at 9:59am
ARG!
13strong
13strong on Jun 22 '07 at 10:00am
screamed one of the customers, after biting down on his burger.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jun 22 '07 at 10:02am
Susie set aside her syrup and hastily headed towards the office.
Gaff
Gaff on Jun 22 '07 at 10:03am
"Why am I spendin' $90 an hour wiv that ferapist when it's yours truly what ends up listenin' to 'is problems," she exclaimed in mock Cockney accent that took her by surprise as she crossed the street.
shadowboy
shadowboy on Jun 22 '07 at 10:04am
She walked slowly, regretting her decision to wear mismatched shoes that day.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jun 22 '07 at 10:06am
As she passed a nearby Denny's she noticed a man sitting on the curb with an upset look on his face.
13strong
13strong on Jun 22 '07 at 10:07am
The man was wearing fake bunny ears, and nursing a wounded pigeon.
Gaff
Gaff on Jun 22 '07 at 10:08am
He looked uncannily like Dick Cheney.
13strong
13strong on Jun 22 '07 at 10:09am
Susie approached him, eased herself onto the pavement beside him, and said "Alright, love? Whata matta wiv ya?"
shadowboy
shadowboy on Jun 22 '07 at 10:12am
He glanced, but remained silent.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jun 22 '07 at 10:15am
"Whata matta wiv ya?!?" she repeated angrily "You stoopid a somthin?"
shadowboy
shadowboy on Jun 22 '07 at 10:17am
He glanced again, visibly surpised that her accent had gone from cockney to Rosie Perez so suddenly.
NYC
NYC on Jun 22 '07 at 10:17am
Without warning, and rather rudely in Susie's opinion, the man promptly dissolved into a multi-hued goop, and ran down the gutter into the nearest drain.
shadowboy
shadowboy on Jun 22 '07 at 10:18am
"There goes my syrup," she thought.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jun 22 '07 at 10:21am
She got back up to walk only to realize that she had forgotten where it was that she was headed.
shadowboy
shadowboy on Jun 22 '07 at 10:25am
The air was thick with the stench of rotting squirrel flesh.
lemonalle
lemonalle on Jun 22 '07 at 10:26am
It reminded her of her childhood.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Jun 22 '07 at 10:27am
A mangy dog crossing the street paused in front of her, shaking its head in sympathy or disgust, Susie could not decipher which.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jun 22 '07 at 10:29am
"Why yoo make tha shakes dog?" she asked puzzled.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Jun 22 '07 at 10:30am
"Rowfl," the dog replied, and Susie suddenly recalled her urgent need to get to the office.
shadowboy
shadowboy on Jun 22 '07 at 10:31am
She swore loudly, in french, and quickly turned around.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jun 22 '07 at 10:32am
Running full speed down the sidewalk, Susie decided she couldn't let anything else distract her.
javguerre
javguerre on Jun 22 '07 at 10:32am
The dog happened to be Marmaduke, and he proceeded to maul her ruthlessly.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Jun 22 '07 at 10:34am
She was about to throw him one of her mismatched shoes as bait, when an ice cream truck parked directly across the street, instantly piquing Marmaduke's interest.
shadowboy
shadowboy on Jun 22 '07 at 10:35am
And although she was bloodied, her lips were soft and supple, thanks to the lip balm in her pocket.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jun 22 '07 at 10:36am
With her now destroyed mismatched Keds in hand, Susie began running again.
shadowboy
shadowboy on Jun 22 '07 at 10:37am
The dog looked on, a fudgesicle in hand and satisfied grin across his face.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jun 22 '07 at 10:40am
"Why are dogs always attacking me?" she asked herself.
shadowboy
shadowboy on Jun 22 '07 at 10:41am
"And where did my cockney accent go?"
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jun 22 '07 at 10:43am
Susie was having a hard time understanding the inconsistenices of her ability to speak coherently.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Jun 22 '07 at 10:44am
She realized it was a good thing that she would be seeing her psychotherapist very shortly, barring any unforseen interruptions.
squintygirl
squintygirl on Jun 22 '07 at 10:45am
*cue forshadowing music*
javguerre
javguerre on Jun 22 '07 at 10:46am
She then realized that she was out of Quaaludes.
Torakamikaze
   Torakamikaze on Jun 22 '07 at 10:46am
Just then a group of feral children emerged from the bushes.

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