Pardon our appearance. Temporarily under repair.
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I wear my balls on my chest.
of 19 votes, 11% like it
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You look ridiculous! How do I look?
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Appropriate attire.
of 62 votes, 11% like it
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I hope I'm not underdressed.
of 62 votes, 15% like it
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Careful. It could freeze that way.
of 62 votes, 13% like it
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My first language is body.
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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...Now if only I had pants...
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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If my ship comes in, I'll give you a ride.
of 62 votes, 10% like it
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...Now if only I had pants.
of 47 votes, 17% like it
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It was acceptable in the 80s.
of 56 votes, 21% like it
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I'm not bossy. I just have better ideas.
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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You look ridiculous. How do I look?
of 49 votes, 20% like it
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We'll make it better -- second time around.
of 34 votes, 3% like it
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Pardon our appearance-this is being improved for future enjoyment
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Future site of: Your Mom
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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The poor are boring.
of 34 votes, 6% like it
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Your first time is free.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Suggested Donation: $5
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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I have secrets.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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I'm not telling you everything.
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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I'm to smart for you.
of 34 votes, 9% like it
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I'm two smart for you.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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Reality gnaws.
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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Savings accounts are interesting!
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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Enjoy the show.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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I'm so thirsty I could drink a horse.
of 35 votes, 23% like it
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Things can't only get better.
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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...but they're ALL blue wires!
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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