MAKE LOVE NOT WAR! ...so i can record it.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Your mom tells me I'm special.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Ninjas > Pirates > Cowboys > Indians
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Everytime you read this shirt, God kills a kitten.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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If at first you don't succeed... cheat.
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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When in doubt, poop it out.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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It's only gay if you make eye contact.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Guns don't kill people, gangsters do.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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When in doubt, summon the unicorns.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Why sleep? You'll get plenty of that when you die!
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Don't procrastinate now, you can do that later...
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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OH MY GOD WATCH OUT!!!
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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A penny saved is just a penny.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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The Spin is Rooming...
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Hoo lerned yoo how too spel?
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Power. Max Power
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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If my anger held the trigger, you'd be the first to go.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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LOOK! This shirt says 'PORN' on it!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Winning by cheating is still winning.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Your pants are fine, you just have a really fat ass.
of 33 votes, 24% like it
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Don't make me come down there! -God
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Quit your crying or I'll cut your hair!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Sarcasm: the only thing that keeps me sane.
of 33 votes, 30% like it
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I'm pretending to not see you reading my shirt.
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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Unicorns hate emo kids too.
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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If you're happy and you know it, then SHUT UP.
of 33 votes, 9% like it
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Unicorn Power!!!
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Don't make me call out my unicorn!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Your jeans are fine, you're just fat.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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iRock, uSuck.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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If it wasn't illegal, I'd be naked right now.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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HEY! ...is for horses.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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God's got a funny sense of humor if he made you THAT ugly...
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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It would be a good idea if you stopped talking. Forever.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Shouldn't you be crying in the corner somewhere?
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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What the DUCK?! *quack quack*
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Who learned you how to spoke??
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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I'd hit it too.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Wanna free hug?
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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The guy behind you is undressing you with his eyes.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Come to the DARK side... ... because we've got cookies!
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Life isn't fair... because you're ugly.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Life is like a box of chocolates. Too bad your box melted.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Aim for the moon, because we don't want you here anymore.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Chuck Norris is your REAL dad...
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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A penny for your thoughts doesn't say much.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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It's not my fault that I'm ridiculously good-looking...
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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The dinosaurs died because you're ugly.
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Your life sucks because you touch yourself at night.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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No, YOU'VE got mail!
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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BALLS.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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I'm tight like this T-shirt.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I poop out excellence.
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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+2 cool points for reading my shirt.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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*gasp* that shirt says POOP on it!
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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If A=B, and B=C, then C=Deez nuts in your mouth.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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A penny for your thoughts wouldnt be saying much.
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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You have a face only a mother could love.
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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jumBO OBSessed.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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My shirt, you will read.
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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If you're happy and you know it, read my shirt!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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Mom tells me i'm special on the inside.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Go ahead, take a picture of me.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Read this if you think i'm sexy.
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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LMAO
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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winning by cheating is still winning
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Reading This Shirt Will Change Your Life
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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First-Class Male
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Everytime you read this, you waste 3 seconds of your life.
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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