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collicchio
collicchio aka andrew is a 21.34 year old boy, has been a member since September 21, 2005, has scored 4 submissions, giving an average score of 3.75.
  Dec 07 '06 by collicchio        38 Comments        Watch this      Share:  Share on facebook    Share on delicious    Share on digg    Share on MySpace    Tweet this    Stumble this    Share this on Kaboodle   
But then again I am a moron...

Someone wanna tell me why it's funny?

amy122166
amy122166 on Dec 07 '06 at 10:23am
it's FABULOUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bramish
   Bramish on Dec 07 '06 at 10:24am
They lack seeds. They are impotent. Due to genetic engineering.
Raj Mahtaj
Raj Mahtaj on Dec 07 '06 at 10:24am
Doctor Banana is telling Mr. and Mrs. Watermelon that they are seedless, hence they can't make babies.
mezo
   mezo on Dec 07 '06 at 10:24am
FWF!
drmtama2
drmtama2 on Dec 07 '06 at 10:24am
since everyone is going to be about 1 foot away from your chest ... this shirt is perfect

:)
RyanSargent
RyanSargent on Dec 07 '06 at 10:25am
the banana should be one to talk, he doesnt have seeds either.
Bramish
   Bramish on Dec 07 '06 at 10:26am
Bananas do have seeds.
Raj Mahtaj
Raj Mahtaj on Dec 07 '06 at 10:26am
Well, it freed him to pursue a career in medicine.
RyanSargent
RyanSargent on Dec 07 '06 at 10:29am
i thought they didnt, idk i thought i saw that at the botanical gardens in DC
Bramish
   Bramish on Dec 07 '06 at 10:30am
Hmmm, maybe I'm wrong... but what are those little black things along their length then?
Cubfan
Cubfan on Dec 07 '06 at 10:33am
I dont get it either. I mean I get the concept, I just don't get why it's a novel enough idea for a t-shirt.
collicchio
collicchio on Dec 07 '06 at 10:35am
Because Threadless said it was, and what they say goes...they are the Kim Jong Ill of the shirt making companies.


PS:I don't like this shirt one bit
apy
   apy on Dec 07 '06 at 10:39am
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!!!! At the beginning I don't understand but ater 5 seconds (my brain is slow) I laugh a lot.
Congrats!!!! I really love it! Nice style!!!
opendestiny
opendestiny on Dec 07 '06 at 10:39am
Bananas don't have seeds. At least, the majority of them do not. Bananas are actually going to go extinct within the next 50 years because the bananas are unable to develop resistence to new diseases that are popping up, that can wipe out as much as 75% of one crop!
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 07 '06 at 10:40am
Scored 3.03 out of 5

plenty of people did
opendestiny
opendestiny on Dec 07 '06 at 10:40am
PS. Its about viable seeds, not just having seeds. Even seedless watermelons have seeds (those white things), but they will never grow into anything.
FireOfHeaven
FireOfHeaven on Dec 07 '06 at 10:42am
my only complaint is the dude in the product shot needs some bigger clothes...
black tie affair
black tie affair on Dec 07 '06 at 10:44am
the bananas we eat do not have seeds. the little black dots, in the meat, are aborted ovules. wild banana plants can have seeds on the other hand.
FlicketySplit
FlicketySplit on Dec 07 '06 at 10:58am
oh my gosh people. this is funny because the baby watermelon that the mom and dad watermelon are expecting wont have seeds, it will be a seedless watermelon, therefore it is infertle! that is why they are crying. the banana is just the doctor, nothing more. and bananas do have seeds, its the little black specks in there, seriously people!
suskabob
suskabob on Dec 07 '06 at 10:58am
I thought it was pretty funny..
apy
   apy on Dec 07 '06 at 11:12am
People who don't understand this design are stupid, seriously...
apy
   apy on Dec 07 '06 at 11:14am
We don't care about Banana seeds, it's not the problem. You're crazy :)
bananaphone
   bananaphone on Dec 07 '06 at 11:15am
bananas wont go extinct simply because they have a market value. Once you give something a market value you ensure its survival.
Draya106
Draya106 on Dec 07 '06 at 11:16am
like granny smith apples. they are all clones of each other.
skafiend007
skafiend007 on Dec 07 '06 at 11:16am
The Daddy Watermelon is infertile. he is seedless. simple.
iPear
iPear on Dec 07 '06 at 11:17am
seedless watermellons, silly fuck.
spires
   spires on Dec 07 '06 at 11:17am
wow! bananaphone FTW!

rock on with the correct economics!
jpiatt
   jpiatt on Dec 07 '06 at 11:22am
oh my gosh people. this is funny because fruit doesn't have sex! And this is implying that watermellons totally put their mellon penises into mellon vaginas! And if there's no seeds then they won't get mellon preggers! I LOVE food with faces, seriously people!
lemonalle
lemonalle on Dec 07 '06 at 11:22am
melon balling
blu_dragon_1004
blu_dragon_1004 on Dec 07 '06 at 11:35am
"Bananas don't have seeds. At least, the majority of them do not. Bananas are actually going to go extinct within the next 50 years because the bananas are unable to develop resistence to new diseases that are popping up, that can wipe out as much as 75% of one crop!"

I love bananas :(.
The_Calamity_of_Humanity
The_Calamity_of_Humanity on Dec 07 '06 at 12:49pm
no the problem with this shirt is that it is lame
The_Calamity_of_Humanity
The_Calamity_of_Humanity on Dec 07 '06 at 12:49pm
and people who don't understand it have a better sense of humor
FlicketySplit
FlicketySplit on Dec 07 '06 at 12:50pm
i think you are lame.
broken.yoke
broken.yoke on Dec 07 '06 at 12:57pm
You ARE an idiot!
The_Calamity_of_Humanity
The_Calamity_of_Humanity on Dec 07 '06 at 12:59pm
you guys guy suck on my left nut and make the other one jealous
beach_182
beach_182 on Dec 07 '06 at 9:42pm
FireOfHeaven on Dec 07 '06 at 10:42am
my only complaint is the dude in the product shot needs some bigger clothes...

LMAO!!!
i totally agree with you , he also got a huge pop belly!
LOL
xotwiztidletteox
xotwiztidletteox on Dec 08 '06 at 10:33am
beach_182.... you're the idiot here.
491 days later
seeker7125
seeker7125 on Apr 12 '08 at 2:00pm
I thought I'd shed some genetic insight on those of you who are bored and are actually bothering to read this blog:

In regards to genetics, the bananas we grow are triploids (contains three sets of chromosomes). Because they are polyploids of an odd set, they have fertility problems due to confusion in chromosome pairing at meiosis (in fact, they create aneuploids). We purposely select for triploid bananas because the lack of seeds is beneficial to us. We do the same thing for watermelons.

Wild bananas actually have seeds, and are not triploids. We just grow bananas that way. Even if all the seedless bananas were killed by some viral strain, it would still be possible to simply select for them again using the wild (seeded) banana plants and a mutagen like colchicine.

Oh. And ipiatt is right. Fruit having sex is funny lol. Okay, I'm bored. Back to exam studying. Science ftw. Love the shirt :)
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