Yeah, so here's the thing. The thing with all my info and all that jazz. Here you can learn all about that dashing young man who you will never see in your life, because I live In Indiana. Tragic, but somebody's got to show these heathens what good design is. Yes, you no doubt cannot wait to learn more about me and my buying habits, can you? I don't blame you. If I saw somebody as wicked as me on the street (which, as we all know, is an impossibility), I too would latch on, remora-like, to his every action, as so many people seem to do to me. But I digress, you can learn all about me at my Myspace, which is a cute little website which I'm sure you've never heard of. Yes, now click, and be enlightend!