'Hate' is a big word for a normal hamster.
of 65 votes, 6% like it
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(insult) "get lost you precambrian protoslime"
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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4 letter words: care hear hope wish pray love heal
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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?what do it means 'espanka da minky'?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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A couple o' nuggets short of a packet.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Aaaww Shucks. Thanks for the ogle.
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Absurd good looks. Believe it.
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Antiperspirantologistically prepared
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Are they really from HAMSTERDAM?
of 42 votes, 7% like it
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Beg not for hamster mercy. You're worthless to them.
of 61 votes, 7% like it
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Biff. verb, noun, adjective, name. Biff.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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can we teletubbies get a group rate?
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Can you smack something with a lightsaber?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Cars cause traffic
of 9 votes, 22% like it
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Cat: The point is mewt.
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Cretaceous survivor
of 64 votes, 5% like it
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Don't tell me your from Macadamia you nut.
of 64 votes, 14% like it
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Echinaceans are a very healthy folk
of 96 votes, 9% like it
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Effervescent without being a lozenge
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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Gravity's THAT WAY, so WHAT'S UP ?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Grizzly no. Hamster way yes. Friggin wannabes.
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Hamster says 'hands on your head'
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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Hamsters are little tiny scheming ... you-know-whatties.
of 64 votes, 3% like it
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Hamsters aren't cruel. Just insensitive and proud.
of 67 votes, 12% like it
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Hamsters handle recoil with the best of 'em
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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Hamsters have no conscience nor remorse. They will kill.
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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Hey, stop being miz cryo.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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Hold still, I'm making a sculpture!
of 12 votes, 0% like it
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How many pods must an alien plop down?
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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I crack me up
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I keep getting ditz-connected !
of 6 votes, 0% like it
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I think we're elated
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I'm funked
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I'm not lil' annie! *becomes vader*
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Jesus was like way pim.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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jungleshark. why not? seamonkeys.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Kinda like butterscotch
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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let's SHAKE on it
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Look, I'm no lozenge, but I'm effervescent
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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Look, just don't get caught this time.
of 65 votes, 11% like it
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Look. I don't fiddle around.
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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Luke, I friggin lightsabered your father
of 51 votes, 33% like it
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Maybe it's better to say 'maybe'
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Me Good. Looking.
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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merrily merrily merrily I say unto thee
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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My chicken uses the crosswalk
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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My hamster says it's past my curfew
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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My hamster's like so frikkin biff.
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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my home is dis-feng-shui
of 17 votes, 0% like it
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My light saber doesn't go 'vwuumm-vwuumm' it goes 'szglioxkzt!'
of 3 votes, 0% like it
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My parents must have survived childhood
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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never say never or sometimes or maybe or
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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no shirt no shoes no clothes, OK service
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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Not superfluous, lavish exuberance
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Okay, imagine that YOU WEREN'T LYING...
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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One word... gimmegimmegimme
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Patient. Waiting. Impatient. Naughh!
of 44 votes, 2% like it
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Pity. My hamster will have none of it.
of 55 votes, 4% like it
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premature organism
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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Preposterous Slouch
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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Relax. Don't do it. Wait.. Okay.. Now!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Remember... my hamster HATES you.
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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rock the catbox
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Serious Rally Monkage
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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So sue me for being exuberant.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Team, set phasers to tickle !
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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That's ridiculous absurd
of 22 votes, 0% like it
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that's so not on my to do list
of 8 votes, 0% like it
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The Bible is God's .. Captain's Log.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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The lyin's in which wardrobe?
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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the sliny toads do jire and gimble
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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This is a material shirt.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Trendsylvania, vee vear vat vee vaunt...
of 28 votes, 14% like it
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Want ad: Harness for Wild Mountain Hamster
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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want to be like yikes
of 12 votes, 8% like it
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want to read my braille undies ?
of 93 votes, 19% like it
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Way Pleistocene
of 21 votes, 0% like it
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what happened to 'B' batteries?
of 5 votes, 40% like it
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where is macadamia ?
of 11 votes, 18% like it
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Where's my friggin lightsaber?!
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Who came first, the chicken or the rooster?
of 16 votes, 0% like it
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Who goosed your gander?
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Who were the Echinaceans ?
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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why did the blonde chicken cross the rd?
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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why was 2 afraid of 3 ?
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Why was the chicken cross ?
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Wonderhamster, the revenge
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Yoda man !
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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You're so hot when your not miz cryo.
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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