catdogpigduck
aka Alan is a 30.62 year old boy, has been a member since September 15, 2005, has scored 13228 submissions, giving an average score of 1.32.
I hate marathons, so i guess i'm raceist
of 41 votes, 15% like it
Jesus Saves, I Spend
of 63 votes, 17% like it
Ham, The gift that keeps on giving
of 77 votes, 21% like it
Happiness starts with lasers
of 96 votes, 46% like it
My ability to fly is only exceeded by my ability to not fly.
of 109 votes, 61% like it
Obscure Band Shirt... Please Like Me
of 113 votes, 33% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
at least I have chicken
of 63 votes, 8% like it
Blog, Rinse, Repeat
of 73 votes, 21% like it
I went to Mish-Mash and all i got was this t-shirt and herpes
of 51 votes, 6% like it
I'm subtle like a heart attack.
of 25 votes, 16% like it
Let's Make Whoopee!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Nice Pants, Moron
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Time Flys when you are Kickin' Ass!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
Todd Goldman stole my idea and all I got was HIS lousy t-shirt.
of 53 votes, 32% like it
Todd Goldman stole my idea and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.
of 53 votes, 32% like it
Welcome to the thunderdome
of 21 votes, 5% like it
Wolfman has Nards!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
You people look like ants to me... No wait, those are ants.
of 84 votes, 26% like it
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I'm Alan
I hate High Fructose Corn Syrup and I can tell you why.
http://www.spach.com
Leave me one of those Cool Messages that you people do!!