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Al Veryard
is a boy, has been a member since September 14, 2005, has scored 9319 submissions, giving an average score of 2.01.
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Contains moderate violence and sex references
of 39 votes, 41% like it
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Advertising space available - Please consult wearer
of 47 votes, 26% like it
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I am living the history of my future self
of 45 votes, 24% like it
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I didn't steal this.
of 45 votes, 29% like it
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An inadequate way of expressing my opinion
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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I used to be more imaginative than this
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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Classic example of a 21st century human
of 41 votes, 24% like it
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I don't remember putting this on
of 42 votes, 24% like it
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Hand stitched by fairy tale characters
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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Cherubs are just fat children with sharp weapons
of 44 votes, 36% like it
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I'm a destroyer of dreams and a liar to children
of 55 votes, 25% like it
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I was wearing this tomorrow and will probably wear it yesterday
of 61 votes, 26% like it
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Ironically, this message says a lot about my personality
of 62 votes, 26% like it
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I contemplated, I deliberated, I procrastinated,then I got hungry
of 63 votes, 27% like it
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Love hurts and so do hand grenades
of 63 votes, 35% like it
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I'm currently having an out of body experience ... I look good
of 62 votes, 29% like it
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I can transform into a cheap plastic robot
of 61 votes, 38% like it
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I know things you don't need to know
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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Sorry, this person is out of order.
of 58 votes, 31% like it
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I went to Mars but it lacked atmosphere
of 61 votes, 31% like it
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IF FOUND INACTIVE PLEASE CONSULT A DOCTOR
of 59 votes, 27% like it
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Cherubs are just children with sharp weapons
of 64 votes, 33% like it
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I'm qualified as a human shield
of 75 votes, 32% like it
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Is a power nap a super hero ability?
of 77 votes, 31% like it
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Puppies aren't just for Christmas, they taste great at Easter too
of 74 votes, 28% like it
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Place over head, slip in both arms and pull down.
of 73 votes, 30% like it
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Backs seat drivers can't reach the pedals
of 73 votes, 32% like it
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Who let the cat out of the bag? it's now eaten the hamster
of 76 votes, 29% like it
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A leopard can't change its spots, but genetic engineering can
of 77 votes, 42% like it
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To make a long story short ... the end.
of 77 votes, 38% like it
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Never judge a bed by its cover
of 86 votes, 28% like it
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This clothing is solar powered, I don't understand why
of 86 votes, 28% like it
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The Mario brothers flooded my bathroom
of 88 votes, 27% like it
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Insomnia gets me out of bed in the morning
of 91 votes, 48% like it
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Cover your eyes, its my time to shine
of 87 votes, 31% like it
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Don't involve me, I'm just an impartial observer
of 85 votes, 28% like it
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I only work for gold
of 86 votes, 27% like it
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Why do I keep seeing my face on milk cartons?
of 91 votes, 30% like it
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Giants have a great perspective on the world
of 95 votes, 29% like it
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I cancelled a lot of important things to be here today
of 97 votes, 30% like it
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Why do I keep thinking it's Tuesday?
of 97 votes, 32% like it
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Air is an amazing thing ... until you're falling through it
of 94 votes, 27% like it
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If i'm sleepwalking, can you wake me for lunch
of 79 votes, 25% like it
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If I was one of the seven dwarfs, I would be called Tallie
of 80 votes, 33% like it
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I can defy gravity, but they wont let me show you
of 76 votes, 29% like it
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If I had wings like a bird .. I would probably be experimented on
of 79 votes, 28% like it
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I came back from the future to tell you I missed you
of 78 votes, 35% like it
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You don't recognise me because i'm not riding my zebra
of 79 votes, 27% like it
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My legs hurt, can you carry me?
of 78 votes, 32% like it
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Please ignore this message, it's of no importance
of 77 votes, 34% like it
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We're actually two midgets, I'm standing on his shoulders
of 86 votes, 30% like it
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That Amish man stole my Nintendo
of 82 votes, 27% like it
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I would shake your hand but these arms are fake
of 90 votes, 41% like it
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I used to be much shorter than this
of 87 votes, 41% like it
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It's like cow tipping but with elephants
of 86 votes, 35% like it
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I look edgy because I have cocaine taped to my chest !
of 85 votes, 26% like it
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I found this tee under your bed
of 82 votes, 26% like it
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That Amish man is microwaving a potato
of 87 votes, 28% like it
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I keep pausing time and you don't even realize
of 87 votes, 31% like it
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This is a ridiculous hour to be awake
of 87 votes, 33% like it
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I wish my life had better special effects
of 97 votes, 42% like it
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There is no room for you in here
of 96 votes, 30% like it
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My first day out of quarantine
of 99 votes, 35% like it
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Life is always better with a tambourine
of 102 votes, 33% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
69% of people make an effort to read a t-shirt
of 44 votes, 18% like it
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A perfect example of a 21st century human
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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A picture paints a thousand words, but I still failed English
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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A useful tool to express my opinion
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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Actions speak louder than words, words has laryngitis.
of 51 votes, 16% like it
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Average example of a 21st century human
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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BACKUP
of 40 votes, 13% like it
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Burying the hatchet only made it rusty
of 58 votes, 24% like it
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Can I help (get in the way) ?
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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Do you think this type should have been left justified?
of 34 votes, 15% like it
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For an invisible friend you have a lot of clarity
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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Honesty is a policy, nothing more
of 40 votes, 23% like it
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honesty is the worst policy
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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I am currently history but I will be future
of 42 votes, 21% like it
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I am currently history but soon I will be future
of 37 votes, 8% like it
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I found this in some stolen luggage
of 52 votes, 23% like it
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I go well with chicken
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I love the smell of nappies in the morning
of 18 votes, 0% like it
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I met my lover at the theme park
of 78 votes, 17% like it
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I ORDER YOU NOT TO READ THIS
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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I prefer typography to imagery
of 44 votes, 11% like it
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I support the cotton industry
of 40 votes, 20% like it
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I took a leap of faith and god did not catch me
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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I'm a projection from the future
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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I'm a projection from the future, we still have finger nails
of 40 votes, 5% like it
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Industrial light and smoke and mirrors
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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INFLATABLE PERSON
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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kidnap me and make a million.
of 92 votes, 24% like it
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Lets swop tops
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Mear mortal
of 41 votes, 7% like it
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My outer shell is made from cotton
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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old age is not for the young
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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Put me on
of 13 votes, 0% like it
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Recyclable person - Begin process by burying under ground.
of 58 votes, 21% like it
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Sharp objects really get under my skin
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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Sponsored by the cotton industry
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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Supporter of the cotton industry
of 40 votes, 18% like it
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There is a religious explanation for science
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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There is a scientific explanation for religion
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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There is more to me that just an ironic t-shirt
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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There's a madness to my methods
of 3 votes, 33% like it
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These legs belong to someone else
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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This message need to be red
of 46 votes, 2% like it
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This message would be better on a badge
of 41 votes, 15% like it
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This was delivered 3 days early
of 37 votes, 5% like it
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We can't both be right so lets agree that I am.
of 61 votes, 25% like it
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wear me, wear me, wear me, wear me, wear me, wear me, wear me
of 33 votes, 12% like it
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wear me, wear me, wear me, wear me, wear me, wear me, wear me,
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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Why are you reading this ?
of 37 votes, 14% like it
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You all need to understand you're just part of my imagination
of 93 votes, 25% like it
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You have gained nothing from reading this
of 41 votes, 17% like it
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Design with an idea is what does it for me, I get a strange happy feeling in my head when I see a goodie (not Tim Brook Taylor or Bill Oddie though).
I live in London (England). I popped over to America last year, nice place.
These are the tees I have brought so far
1 - Real Men Hunt Deer With Swords
2 - Flowers in the Attic
3 - Bleeding Heart
4 - Doin My Best
5 - Loch Ness Imposter
6 - Who I Am
7 - Pandamonium
8 - My Pet Human
9 - Radios
10 - Walk Instead
11 - Telephone
12 - B.F.F. (Best Friends Forever)
13 - Caged
14 - Snack
15 - Music Box
16 - Piece of Meat
17 - Corporate Zombie
18 - Alex & Me & Complete Harmony
19 - Blitz
20 - You Win Again Gravity
21 - Everyone Is A Designer
22 - Lets Quietly Judge Each Other
23 - In Case of Emergency BREAK DANCE
24 - Death
25 - Operation Needed
26 - More At Eleven
27 - We'll be safe in this dark, creepy barn
28 - Who F*cking Cares?
29 - The Deep
30 - Russell! Hows yer Ma!
31 - Magical Powers!
32 - Ambition Killed The Cat
33 - The Unicorn of the Sea
34 - Our Radio
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