It is official. I am a slave to facebook. I check for new updates/notifications every 10 minutes. It is not funny.

I am adopting 2 turtles this weekend. I want to give them both a nice name.

My friend said Bonny and Clyde

Anyone?

My friend is getting married in a few months and she is now in love with another guy. She has only seen this guy on web cam and have not met him physically. He is in Canada and she is in Malaysia. She thinks that they really click. The guy said all the right thing and and even offered her to bring her mum and live in Canada. She does not know what to do. She is getting more depressed and emotional, and irrational.

So ladies out there, any advice for her...

My friend is in NYC and LA and coming back to Melbourne this weekend. Is there anything cool , cheap and only available in USA, or NYC or LA so I can ask him to get for me.

Ok, I live in Australia and I obviously do not understand the USA system, so please educate me. After several shooting episodes, I thought it is obvious that USA should ban gun. Having a gun in Australia is illegal and I do not see the reason why I need one. Is USA so unsafe like some movies portray that you need to carry some weapon? I just curious to know.

I love mine with


1. Butter and Vegemite
2. Nutella
3. Strawberry with Butter
4. Peanut Butter and Jam
5. Kaya (coconut jam)
6. Scrambled Eggs and Smoked Salmon

** Between your legs****
Everybody.. lets get this started and see what creative movie titles we can come up with.. here's the rules.. think up a movie title(ANY movie title), and add "Between Your Legs" to the movie title..I'll get it goin...

Dirty Dancing Between Your Legs...

Ok, my friend dressed me as a hippie for my company 70s party. I look so funny!!! Can someone tell me hippie still exist in the 70s. Mid 70’s was shorter hair and side burns and lots of polyester, my friend assured me. Is that right?

OK, we are having a costume party at work. The theme as you can see is 70's show. Can anyone give me some ideas for my transformation and travel back to the 70s. I can only remember bell bottom pants, platform shoes, big collar shirts, thick sideburn and thick mo. I need to get ready for Friday week.

What's your name in Japanese??

(refer to table below)

A - ka * B - tu * C- mi * D - te * E - ku * F - lu * G - ji *
H - ri * I - ki * J - zu * K - me * L - ta * M - rin * N - to *
O - mo * P - no * Q - ke * R- shi * S - ari * T -chi *
U - do * V - ru * W - mei * X - na * Y - fu * Z - zi

My friend said they are incorrect, but it was fun to do it anyway.
My name is

Nicholas - Tokimirimotakaari (so long!!!!)