I'm Roxy and I'm on my way to being a huge rockstar like my hero, Joan Jett! She had the Blackhearts, but I need you to help me finish this new song I've been working on. Got the verse down but I need a killer chorus!
Here are the rad lyrics so far:
"Got my red guitar and my lucky picks!
Gonna rock all night playin' monster licks!
Got an attitude and style to spare!
Gonna play real loud so you better beware
If ya wanna be lame, get outta my way.
Lemme hear ya now, everybody say..."
Your challenge is to write the chorus! 4 catchy lines of awesome!
I'll pick my favorite, record the song, and film a full video starring ME! If I pick your chorus, Threadless will send you: - an iPad stocked with music apps
- a $200 Threadless gift certificate
- and a mini-puppet of me, Roxy so we can rock out together at home!
We'll never grow up and we'll never get old
as long as we got our rock n roll
We'll do what we want, not what we're told
and we'll eat a lot of ice cream.
"Let's stay up until the moon disappears,
Not gonna snooze for days, weeks and years!
Chow on corn dogs and chug oolong tea,
Destined to be, to be a Grammy nominee!"
Gimme that sound that shatters the night,'
Rock'n'Roll music make ya' feel alright,
Pink haired boogie is the sound,
That's shaken this town down to the ground.
and
Roxy Rock breaking it down,
Roxy Rock all over town,
Lock up your chickens lock em' up tight,
Foxy Roxy is out tonight!
Rock n' roll 'til your ear drums bleed!
We'll ride to rock n' roll heaven, on my rock n' roll steed.
Then to the gates of hell on a beam of light.
No matter where we end up, we're gonna rock 'n roll tonight!!
"Nibble on bacon and pureed a steak,
That is what I do to stay awake.
My yawns become music, my eyes close tight,
Don't need to rest, I'm ready to ignite!"
"Too tough to cry, too fuzzy to identify,
Mmm. Why don't you stay for the custard pie?
Too chill to dry, too flossy to sigh,
Mmm. Why don't you stay for the custard pie?"
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a puppets direction
As I ran the intersection
"Cherish these moments, these moments,
Let your soul guide you and don't think!
Cherish these moments, these moments,
Ooooh, ooooh. Dye somethin' pink!"
Always Rockin wild n hard as a child Roxy got emotionally scarred
Pwned drones gotta know how to bow to the rocknroll Queen
Rockin Sockin hobot for your retarded teenage cream-dream
Did I neglect to mention I must have all the attention on me!!! ...
Ohh,move out of her way
She dresses and acts like a hurricane
Ohh,the weels are in motion
She'll be under your skin like the sweetest poison
RoxyRocks!
Criiiiiimp my Monnnnnnster haaaaaair tonight
Youuuuuu can maaaaaaake it ouuuuuuuuta sight
Doooon't try tooooo put upppppp a fight
Onnnnnnlyyy Youuuuuu can geeeeeeet it right
YEAH
If you can rock (lemme hear ya)
You can rock (lemme see ya)
Get your picks out and rock out
Your tees 'r on, the beat's on
Let's jet with those frets
When we dance ain't no frets
Gonna stop us (nuh uh)
Gonna rock out (yeah)
Got nothin' better to do, than to rock your dome…
Gonna kick sick licks til the cows come home…
All the kids party hard and have no shame…
Cause Roxy's gonna make you remember her name!
ROCKSy?
She was made for this role.