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Zalo
aka Spencer is a 26.45 year old boy, has been a member since September 11, 2005, has scored 8282 submissions, giving an average score of 1.39.
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While you read this I stole your wallet.
of 50 votes, 54% like it
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Color A is the new Color B
of 62 votes, 29% like it
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bottomless is the new topless
of 97 votes, 26% like it
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This college was my last choice
of 124 votes, 29% like it
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Pictures came first, words second
of 88 votes, 22% like it
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This is my pick-up line
of 83 votes, 33% like it
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Children are the future - We messed up
of 107 votes, 33% like it
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In my defence, it was dark
of 108 votes, 35% like it
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The Pope invented breakdance
of 107 votes, 31% like it
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Let's have a tea party on the ceiling
of 83 votes, 33% like it
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To the moon!
of 102 votes, 34% like it
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Known to run with scissors
of 105 votes, 37% like it
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I used to be cool
of 73 votes, 32% like it
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My past life was better
of 105 votes, 30% like it
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cigarettes - send smoke signals in style
of 128 votes, 27% like it
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Bin Laden kicks ass at hide-and-seek
of 123 votes, 45% like it
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no pants. no shoes. great service
of 81 votes, 30% like it
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i don't know my rights
of 91 votes, 26% like it
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Thanks for supporting reading awareness
of 92 votes, 25% like it
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I'm deeper than some lame slogan
of 73 votes, 32% like it
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I'm supposed to be at work right now
of 92 votes, 24% like it
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I'm faking it
of 101 votes, 25% like it
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I sold out
of 155 votes, 29% like it
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personality is overrated
of 121 votes, 23% like it
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have you seen me on a milk carton?
of 120 votes, 23% like it
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...and i'm all outta lollypops
of 107 votes, 21% like it
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rub-a-dub-dub
of 91 votes, 21% like it
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I grew up around here
of 88 votes, 24% like it
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Girl's Gone Mild
of 81 votes, 23% like it
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Barbie's plastic, but she's all woman
of 930 votes, 25% like it
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professional movie extra
of 110 votes, 24% like it
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Bible College Drop-out
of 158 votes, 22% like it
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I missed me too
of 107 votes, 21% like it
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I'm in a band. I play lead tuba.
of 123 votes, 32% like it
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Life isn't easy, but I am
of 100 votes, 23% like it
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Unnatural Selection
of 87 votes, 24% like it
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this shirt was tested on animals
of 119 votes, 29% like it
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Imperfection = Beauty
of 106 votes, 25% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
(venus fly trap with hat)feed me, senior
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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add a dash of me
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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As pure as bottled water
of 149 votes, 23% like it
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Be creative. [Insert imagination here]
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Bin Laden always won hide-and-seek
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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buy Sri Lankan
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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chemo isn't therapeutic
of 100 votes, 10% like it
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Chianti and fava beans, my favorite!
of 142 votes, 13% like it
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Circle The Wagons
of 89 votes, 17% like it
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Communazi
of 90 votes, 12% like it
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crack the whip
of 94 votes, 17% like it
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crazy is a way of life
of 77 votes, 18% like it
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creativity comes in spurts. grab hold.
of 83 votes, 17% like it
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Did someone call for a plumber?
of 89 votes, 16% like it
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Didn't you mug me last night?
of 117 votes, 28% like it
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Dirty Like a Mexican Mudwrestler
of 144 votes, 17% like it
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Do you want to?
of 99 votes, 14% like it
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dojo mojo
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Don't Bogart Me
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Dr. Seusshi
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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fee fie fo fum
of 95 votes, 13% like it
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Gee I'ma tree
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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Get Informed - ABC. CNN. NBC. PMS.
of 105 votes, 16% like it
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I am fashion
of 127 votes, 17% like it
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I Bogart Everything
of 82 votes, 15% like it
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I have a fake ID
of 108 votes, 21% like it
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I have a pet salmon
of 109 votes, 18% like it
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I have false wisdom teeth
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I support whatever's popular
of 114 votes, 18% like it
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I used to be just like you
of 97 votes, 25% like it
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I was a shirt in my past life
of 96 votes, 18% like it
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I work out of the back of a truck
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I work out of the back of a van
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I work out of the back of a van
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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i'm going to jump
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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i'm sending smoke signals
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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Infa Mickey Mous
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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It laid eggs in my brain
of 100 votes, 14% like it
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It's on, like a leprechaun
of 103 votes, 17% like it
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keep the drinks coming
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Klutz
of 121 votes, 20% like it
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Last Chance U
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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look. read. repeat.
of 91 votes, 22% like it
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Me in a drunk tank? ...Best army ever!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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My germs!
of 112 votes, 22% like it
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My SUV runs on paychecks
of 70 votes, 14% like it
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natural born thriller
of 111 votes, 13% like it
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never lose hope
of 93 votes, 15% like it
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no bux for a tux
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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no one even plays polo
of 74 votes, 19% like it
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Nostalgia
of 68 votes, 16% like it
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paid. made. laid.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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people who need people... suck
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Play the blame game!
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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polos = trend / tshirts = forever
of 108 votes, 29% like it
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put it on my tab
of 136 votes, 15% like it
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read me a bedtime story
of 86 votes, 17% like it
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recovery position please
of 86 votes, 12% like it
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ride everything that swells
of 105 votes, 14% like it
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Sadam sucks at hide-and-seek
of 107 votes, 29% like it
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self absorbed
of 72 votes, 13% like it
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Shootout at the O.K. Corral
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Stave Tibet
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Stonewall Jackson 5
of 74 votes, 11% like it
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support hockey - jersey me
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Survivor : HMO
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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target. collateral damage. expendable
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Tastier than a chocolate Jesus
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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The Latest News - ABC. CNN. NBC. PMS.
of 85 votes, 19% like it
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This isn't my life...
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt will survive the fallout
of 94 votes, 18% like it
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Tomali!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Twice as nice as a bowl of rice!
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Vegetarians Shit Potpurri
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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VeggieNazi
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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What else is funny?
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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what you see is what I own
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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which way to the hospital?
of 116 votes, 13% like it
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Which way to the nude beach?
of 1061 votes, 16% like it
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World War should be a trilogy
of 132 votes, 17% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/176632/Zalo
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
Finishing up my psych/bio degree at university. Why isn't it in something artistic? I dunno.
What I do know is that everything in my life I've been changing around, mixing up, trying something new. I hope to go out to B.C. after finishing up my degree (but now that's been delayed thanks to suckology) but trying something new is the most important. Went vegetarian little over a year ago too. Y? y not!?!
Creativity comes in spurts. grab hold.
More recent picture of me? OK here you go! Batman all the way! Wheeeeeeeee!!! (yes i scrounged for it, that's why it's in bad shape)
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