(venus fly trap with hat)feed me, senior
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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add a dash of me
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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As pure as bottled water
of 149 votes, 23% like it
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Be creative. [Insert imagination here]
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Bin Laden always won hide-and-seek
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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buy Sri Lankan
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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chemo isn't therapeutic
of 100 votes, 10% like it
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Chianti and fava beans, my favorite!
of 142 votes, 13% like it
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Circle The Wagons
of 89 votes, 17% like it
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Communazi
of 90 votes, 12% like it
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crack the whip
of 94 votes, 17% like it
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crazy is a way of life
of 77 votes, 18% like it
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creativity comes in spurts. grab hold.
of 83 votes, 17% like it
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Did someone call for a plumber?
of 89 votes, 16% like it
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Didn't you mug me last night?
of 117 votes, 28% like it
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Dirty Like a Mexican Mudwrestler
of 144 votes, 17% like it
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Do you want to?
of 99 votes, 14% like it
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dojo mojo
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Don't Bogart Me
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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Dr. Seusshi
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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fee fie fo fum
of 95 votes, 13% like it
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Gee I'ma tree
of 62 votes, 16% like it
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Get Informed - ABC. CNN. NBC. PMS.
of 105 votes, 16% like it
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I am fashion
of 127 votes, 17% like it
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I Bogart Everything
of 82 votes, 15% like it
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I have a fake ID
of 108 votes, 21% like it
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I have a pet salmon
of 109 votes, 18% like it
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I have false wisdom teeth
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I support whatever's popular
of 114 votes, 18% like it
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I used to be just like you
of 97 votes, 25% like it
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I was a shirt in my past life
of 96 votes, 18% like it
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I work out of the back of a truck
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I work out of the back of a van
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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I work out of the back of a van
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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i'm going to jump
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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i'm sending smoke signals
of 62 votes, 18% like it
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Infa Mickey Mous
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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It laid eggs in my brain
of 100 votes, 14% like it
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It's on, like a leprechaun
of 103 votes, 17% like it
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keep the drinks coming
of 5 votes, 0% like it
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Klutz
of 121 votes, 20% like it
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Last Chance U
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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look. read. repeat.
of 91 votes, 22% like it
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Me in a drunk tank? ...Best army ever!
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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My germs!
of 112 votes, 22% like it
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My SUV runs on paychecks
of 70 votes, 14% like it
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natural born thriller
of 111 votes, 13% like it
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never lose hope
of 93 votes, 15% like it
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no bux for a tux
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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no one even plays polo
of 74 votes, 19% like it
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Nostalgia
of 68 votes, 16% like it
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paid. made. laid.
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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people who need people... suck
of 4 votes, 0% like it
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Play the blame game!
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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polos = trend / tshirts = forever
of 108 votes, 29% like it
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put it on my tab
of 136 votes, 15% like it
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read me a bedtime story
of 86 votes, 17% like it
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recovery position please
of 86 votes, 12% like it
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ride everything that swells
of 105 votes, 14% like it
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Sadam sucks at hide-and-seek
of 107 votes, 29% like it
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self absorbed
of 72 votes, 13% like it
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Shootout at the O.K. Corral
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Stave Tibet
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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Stonewall Jackson 5
of 74 votes, 11% like it
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support hockey - jersey me
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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Survivor : HMO
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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target. collateral damage. expendable
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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Tastier than a chocolate Jesus
of 34 votes, 26% like it
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The Latest News - ABC. CNN. NBC. PMS.
of 85 votes, 19% like it
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This isn't my life...
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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This shirt will survive the fallout
of 94 votes, 18% like it
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Tomali!
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Twice as nice as a bowl of rice!
of 35 votes, 17% like it
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Vegetarians Shit Potpurri
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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VeggieNazi
of 30 votes, 10% like it
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What else is funny?
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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what you see is what I own
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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which way to the hospital?
of 116 votes, 13% like it
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Which way to the nude beach?
of 1061 votes, 16% like it
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World War should be a trilogy
of 132 votes, 17% like it
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