...and they lived happily ever after.
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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A long, long time ago...
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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A wise man once said...
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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according to newton...
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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And that's the way the cookie crumbles...
of 45 votes, 7% like it
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Close, but WAY off.
of 8 votes, 13% like it
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Did I Mention My Parrot Can Read?
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Excuse Me, You're Blocking My View
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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Ha! Made you look!
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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Hands up, buster!
of 45 votes, 4% like it
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Humpty Dumpty...
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I am a poet, I did not know it.
of 54 votes, 11% like it
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I am a poet, I didn't know it
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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I attempted to jump over the campfire.
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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I become a superhero at night
of 42 votes, 14% like it
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I bet I could make that out of Legos...
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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I can run faster than your computer
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I hate (insert noun here)
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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I hear %&*$ing loud voices
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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I heart Pluto
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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I jump over hurdles
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I like to make a sexy time
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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I like to make sexy time.
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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I love Pluto
of 33 votes, 27% like it
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I rock this much
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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I run faster than my computer
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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I was a legend back in the day.
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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I was an antelope in my past life
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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I'm still recovering
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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In 1492...
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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InLightOnment
of 23 votes, 9% like it
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It's funny cause it's true!
of 25 votes, 12% like it
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It's Lego Time!
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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Jack and Jill...
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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Life is HARD. Be HARDER.
of 26 votes, 12% like it
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My Threadless shirts are in the wash
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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No flying model airplanes
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Not labeled for individual resale
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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People are made of stars
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Psshhh...
of 38 votes, 8% like it
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Real men photo safari
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Safe: The Only Way
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Stop all your shenanigans.
of 48 votes, 19% like it
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Sweetness Counts
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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Teacher: Why did the army turn around?John: They saw your face.
of 48 votes, 4% like it
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that's the way the cookie crumbles...
of 45 votes, 11% like it
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The world is cubed
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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This is how men safari
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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This is not a laughing matter
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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This is not a laughing matter.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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This is what happens when you play around in your chemistry class
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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This shirt is my secret identity
of 35 votes, 14% like it
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Wah Wah Wee Wah
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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We owe Lewis and Clark
of 22 votes, 5% like it
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What would Buddha Say?
of 34 votes, 29% like it
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What Would Homer Do?
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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What would Mohammad Do?
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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Who moved the mat?!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
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Who's hand is in the cookie jar?
of 45 votes, 2% like it
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Why do you doing that?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Why do you laughing?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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Women=evoL
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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X-Ray vision isn't all it's hyped up to be
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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X-Ray vision isn't as good as it sounds.
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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Yor dum
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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You are a poet, I didn't know it.
of 31 votes, 13% like it
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You speak English, I speak American.
of 49 votes, 18% like it
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You suck this much
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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You want some chip?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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