I'm a web designer who likes animals. I have a German Shepherd named Dexter, a chubby cat named Kitsa, and a rather elderly goldfish named Mycroft.

Clothes are the reason I'm poor.

Proud parent of:
1. Loch Ness Imposter
2. Dark Side of the Garden
3. Communist Party
4. You've got Some 'Splaining to do!
5. Damn Scientists
6. Haikus are easy
7. Follow It
8. Alphabet Zoo
9. Paper Tiger
10. Chance
11. Heroes in an Art Shell
12. God & Dog
13. You sunk my Battleship
14. Birds & the Bees
15. The Scr-Emo
16. Nothing Rhymes with Orange
17. Yeah Attitude (hoody)
18. ...Interpretive Dance
19. Books Are Good For You
20. Star Men in Moon's Milk
21. Jelly Balloons
22. Being Vague is Almost as...
23. Nesting Dolls
24. Chinese Peaches
25. Water, Just Water
26. B Movie Nightmare
27. The Leftover
28. Maple Walnut
29. My Turn!
30. Deer Organ
31. Shakespeare Hates Your Emo Poems
32. Nice Boobies
33. Electric Jellyfish
34. Squeaked
35. Earl Grey
36. Vincent's Van Go
37. The Unseen/Unheard
38. We Are Made of Carbon
39. This is What We Call a Life Drawing
40. Sugar and Spice
41. Never Take Your Abilities for Granted
42. Skip Dessert
43. Deus Ex Machina
44. Sensory Overload
45. Away From Home
46. Down with CAPITALISM
47. Movies: Ruining the Book Since 1920
48. Hello Dave
49. Afternoon Delight
50. Strange Birds
51. All That's Good
52. Ketchup and Mustard
53. What Makes it Go?
54. Cowboys and Indians
55. Stabby McKnife
56. Funkalicious
57. Threadless
58. Caged
59. The Sea and The Sky
60. Renaissance
61. The Rebirth of Venus
62. Foxy
63. Battle For Centaurus A
64. When Pandas Attack
65. Liberty






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