Tonteau
aka
Fudge the Police!
of 12 votes, 17% like it
Space: it's pretty boring, really.
of 21 votes, 14% like it
This T-Shirt is not available in your country or domain.
of 19 votes, 32% like it
Let's get tattoos we'll regret when we're old!
of 22 votes, 23% like it
Ketchup is a vegetable.
of 27 votes, 30% like it
The worst that can happen is that everything goes horribly wrong.
of 19 votes, 58% like it
I used to be this country's future.
of 36 votes, 31% like it
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in Hitler's eyes.
of 59 votes, 39% like it
The internet: It's not where you're from, it's where you're @
of 60 votes, 45% like it
Pointing: The international language.
of 62 votes, 45% like it
Drink driving ruined my trousers.
of 54 votes, 9% like it
Everything's racist when you're white.
of 63 votes, 40% like it
I'd like to be remembered for never dying.
of 56 votes, 23% like it
I thought I had narcolepsy, but actually I was just tired.
of 97 votes, 33% like it
If you want a job done properly, do it properly.
of 100 votes, 34% like it
No pain, possible leprosy.
of 93 votes, 23% like it
Knife skills are life skills.
of 103 votes, 40% like it
This would appear more meaningful as Chinese characters.
of 137 votes, 47% like it
I wish I'd sold out sooner.
of 101 votes, 20% like it
Let's ask the internet.
of 129 votes, 45% like it
Should you be punching me whilst reading this, kindly stop.
of 121 votes, 28% like it
I want a Tomato.
of 112 votes, 13% like it
Also available in Braille.
of 98 votes, 35% like it
Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
...and now to make loads of money.
of 59 votes, 15% like it
All this needs now is a slap bass solo.
of 77 votes, 19% like it
America wants a punchline.
of 100 votes, 24% like it
Fuck the gym!
of 37 votes, 19% like it
I bet I'll get soup on this.
of 96 votes, 30% like it
If this text is obscured by onions, I'm French.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
Legos is not the plural of Lego, you retards.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
Mess is law.
of 56 votes, 4% like it
No way! My password is *********, too.
of 69 votes, 45% like it
The good news is there's no bad news.
of 101 votes, 26% like it
http://threadless.com/profile/175233/Tonteau
I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want
free money .
All aboard the fail train.
Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.
