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Tonteau
Tonteau aka has been a member since September 8, 2005, has scored 13,302 submissions, giving an average score of 2.43, helping 455 designs get printed.
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AIM: Tonteau
May 2012
Euro 2012 blog!
Listen to this

Apr 2012
Pilates
Swatpaz

Mar 2012
RICH
Who do you email about spam?
Wallflower
Threadless wants me to download something...
Let's all vote and comment on my stuff, why not.

Feb 2012
Guinea Fowl for lunch
Let's talk Bicycles.

Jan 2012
Happy New Year!

Dec 2011
OMG Trampoline!
Taste trippin with miracle berries

Nov 2011
Add this to your amazon wishlist?
Black Friday.
This is an amazing photograph
What do I want for christmas?
Vote/comment on my stuff.

Oct 2011
NON MERCI
On and On: DTG
Venn Diagrams: DTG
Suggest Heroes/villains to me

Sep 2011
Tesco Dan!
What's the best thing you've seen on the internet?
Fesh!
My Polo Designs - NEW IDEA! Feedback pls
Perfect Gent
Gambler
TRIATHLON COMPLETE - you can still donate.

Aug 2011
Drunk Octopus
Abigail Lewis!
Venomous Mammals
Can someone check something for me.....?

Jul 2011
Street team points!!
Yes Yes Y'all
Vote on me, I implore you!
3 words text competition
Simpsons Quote game
I now pronounce you Mr & Mrs Fatheed

Jun 2011
SYNTHESIZER CLUB!
The Internet

May 2011
I'm on society 6!

Apr 2011
FAO: iPhone Users
Question for Video editing types
Egyptian Hip Hop

Mar 2011
Hang on. It's april 1st tomorrow.
Got me a threadless hoodie
Dave

Feb 2011
UPS expedited shipping - UK user question.

Jan 2011
Threadless stats suggestion.
Stat game: Beat my Zeroes. Current leader - Maltz!
Stats!

Dec 2010
Pick my Lottery numbers.
Entertaining Abi
If I can just convince 20-30 thousand people......
Vintage Argos Catalogues (UK only)
Ralph Lauren
Wasabi Peas

Nov 2010
The Trip
England vs Australia
Medium Difficulty
Happy Birthday FC Gravy
Headline of the Day!
Hey Duck
Threadless select
Sugru
I scored 469 designs yesterday.

Oct 2010
A wonderful opportunity has arisen..
This isn't how it's always going to be
Dennis Wilson Blog (formerly 'How good is this?')
Collossal Squid!
Yesterday on the way back from work

Sep 2010
Always gets me.
Have you heard about those Courdroy Pillows?
Incredible!

Aug 2010
Swimming Lessons
Tavis made me laugh very hard

Jul 2010
Vote for this (Not Mine!)
Ludicrous toothpaste claims.
No Longer Fear Dirt!
Information is Beautiful
Blog in which I pester you to vote and comment on my design!
Song of the day!
Terrible/ridiculous news story.
Where has Jebbie gone?

Jun 2010
On the way to work this morning...

May 2010
Texts I got this morning.
Thank you dudes!

Apr 2010
Rate your cuppa.
Tont's blog of 'must see*' documentaries.
This video
Goat sings with Usher/Youtube Doubler
Guinness foreign extra
I'm Blogging on an iPad
Ninja Warrior
Down with the animals
FAO: Columbo villains

Mar 2010
Peg!
N/S Korea
Adobe Photoshop: Content Aware Fill
Texas Pete
Congrats, Aled.
Noice!
Baaaaaad car journey
Rad Drumming
Moss injured in accident!!
Makeup (Girls)
Puff

Feb 2010
Fine Jersey Tee?
Just bought a 9H pencil
Lets play "guess the score!!!!!"
Questions for vegetarians
My Slogans.
Have you ever been so pissed off.....

Jan 2010
Ring Pull 2
Loev Each Other
Awesome!
Vote for my design!
Henry's Cat.
Snow folly.
Fat man jumps on frozen lake.
Well in, James!

Dec 2009
kjzsdhbcvjk
Awesome!
Silvio Berlusconi
Threadless $10k. EDIT: WIP question??
Ahahahah!
I got STPs
The state of the UK.
ChessBoxing
New sub + Free Loud Music Mix!

Nov 2009
Artistic Style.
Kevin Spacey.
Melting Clef
Wild Beasts
Have you voted on my design?
I dreamed a dream
If you've never submitted a design..
Seetharaman Narayanan
BLACK!!!!!
Darts Blog
Sail On
Yes!
Oh Baby
Mew

Oct 2009
Pencil Grade Chart (American Help Required)
$5
Gain multiple streams of income!
Jump on a news story and design it blog challenge.
Regretsy
Ring Pull
Final Score 2.26! Thanks!
Yo, Stubby.
Tanzanian Gospel
My toaster is broken.
What's the copyright deal with
logo
Does anyone else have trouble with this thing?
I feel we need to discuss Maltzmania
Vote on my Geek sub.
Jonesing for nicotine.
I can't score designs
Guess who just made a garish and annoying gif!!??
The Geekulator

Sep 2009
Phillippe Starck Design program on telly [UK only]
My select idea
Reprint This
Is it wrong....
Geek Sub: Crit the general layout/concept.

Aug 2009
"Love" me on emptees.
T-Shirt question
Speech Debelle
Help me get to 6000 votes.
Oh No!
Photoshop CS4 Question
Look at this picture of a moth I took.

Jun 2009
Cat Bat Cat Bat Cat Bat
More wonderful music
The Hypnotic Brass Ensemble

May 2009
MEGA SHARK vs GIANT OCTOPUS!!!!
"It's what I've been waiting for my whole life!!"
Giant Earthworms!!
This on a tee? Update w/tee.
Les Jaloux Saboteurs
Cool video of a big wave
FAO: Spacesick
John Fashanu

Apr 2009
STOP LOGGING ME OUT THREADLESSS!!!!!
Kubic (cubic) Bubbles!
Awesome!
Slam Dunk record.
Approaching a Polar Bear
This isn't how it's always going to be
HEY THREADLESS!!! (question)

Mar 2009
Since the beginning of the year......
The new ipod shuffle.
Sleepwalking Dog = Awesome
Forgotten Gems from the 80s
Please sugest films to me that are like Microcosmos.
There's nothing I don't love about Super Grover.

Feb 2009
Pancake Day
Resub?
New Walkers Crisp flavours.
Legit
Sound Burger!
You know what's ace?
Has anyone ever.....
I got ffffounded!

Jan 2009
Snuggie Parody Video.
New eats - (Officially 2009's Best Blog)
I wanna sleep
Think of fancy dress stuff to do with the number 3.
Massive Obama inauguration zoom in picture thingy.
Vote Lobster5!!!!
Scanning
I just bought the Days of Thunder soundtrack.
Smoke Effect Download.
Don't stop the text!
irocko is a winner......see inside for details.
Post your "Emptees Love" requests here!
Nicely done. (now with controversy!)
fc gravy!
Smoke and Mirrors
My JOT sbumission is here!
OMGosh! The MacBook Wheel
This is one of the most insanely awesome things ever.
Dope
Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe 2008.

Dec 2008
Font helpo!
The smells that you love.
Help me out.
Gar0 and Nush
New Privacy Policy!
Things to change about new threadless tees.
New threadless stickers (COMPETITION??!!)

Nov 2008
Sarah Palin Turkey Interview
This song......
Awesome Canoe fun
Congrats Everyone!!
Dizzee Rascal vs Jeremy Paxman re: Obama.
Check out my WIP/Crit idea
Photosynthesis
Littlem!!!
Kelsey Grammer Falls Over

Oct 2008
I don't share much.....but.
Look at this good art!
Congrats Henrillo!!
I made you a FREE MIXTAPE No1!!
Fatheed!

Sep 2008
Illustrator question (Raid71)
FAO: Fatheed and Gar0
Rad!
THREADLESS STAFF: What is the Popular tab!?
You need to vote on these subs and they're not even mine!!
LONKIPONK WINZ!!!!
...as strong as...
Once, twice...

Aug 2008
Congrats lemonalle!!!

Jul 2008
Some of my fave Spam email titles.
Best Logo/Branding ever
Democracy - Loves WIPs
Votes!
Hey, Moss!!!
FAO: tesco
"Police say UFO was just the Moon"
Megabuxx
Vote high and let's see it printed.

Jun 2008
You laugh, you lose!
YUM
This is cool, so look at it.
Tastes like burning
A lesson in groove.
This made me laugh so much.
4 selects!
Cooper Hilite

May 2008
This blew my brain
A new submission page is coming soon, it's going to rule!
Some kids comics from the early 70s
Happy Birthday Le Hell!!!
Some surprise public performance fun
Euro 2008 Match discussion/Fantasy Football blog.
My Favourite Kid's TV Show Theme tunes/Intros
Hall of Best Knowledge
Late of the Pier
Funtastic Found Type Blog!!!
Updating to the latest version of Mac OS???
FAO: Summer
A-g-a-i-n
Probably not worth subbing here....
FREEE!! pinhole camera download

Apr 2008
The blog where you tell me which printer is better.
Homeless City Guide
2.87 final score. Avalanche lily wins!!
Camera Phone Fun (fun not guaranteed)
ZOMGOODNESS!
Vice President Dick Cheney
[Advice] Scanner/Printer combo machines
Things that glow...
*Subbed* Things that glow....
New design - ColoUr options.
APRIL FOOLZ!
New tune I dig.

Mar 2008
The British Tabloids
Stealing one whole hour of my time.
Eat Lead, Sucker!
Big Pimping!
Unite and get Jzef printed.
Herky!!
New sub! Eat lead.
ZOMGSTP!! *Update* 17.08.09
Are you feeling down?
New idea! (Fastidious Science types required)
H4Ppy b1rt|-||)4y cA|\||)1Ru
[Question] Periodic table font?
You horrible, horible sell outs.
How do you make a font?
D-Day for me.

Feb 2008
"Scarlet Johansson loves Men with huge equipment - do you measure up?"
This person!
Sleeveface
Nice one, Lev.
A great little story.
Zero days left for scoring!
Very Funny Youtube
Dear Mr Neon Samurai
Happy Birthday Lofty Softy
Free moustache!

Jan 2008
Revolution design up for scoring.
Woodlouse
Jeremy Beadle RIP
Stunning.
London Bloggers!
Show it some love.
I'm loving these youtubes/musics.
I'M COOL!!!
Some of the coolest T-Shirts I've ever seen
I'm posting a blog! (About T-Shirt stuff)

Dec 2007
Can Fat Teens Hunt?
Happy Birthday beci_online!!
I've scored 402 designs today
Spirograph!
Huey
Mysterious mammal caught on film
VOTE on this awesomeness....
The NEW style T-Shirts
Printer advice

Nov 2007
I heart Megadeth coffee!
Guess the score and win.....
640 x 800
What the hell was I thinking!?
I have a Mandolin (and other stories)
Wasserlöslich
Happy Birthday Stubbythumbs!
FAIL!
Look at this design!
Van Halen - when Jump goes bad!
Geography Game.
Important cultural and historical lolcats....
Excrement curry wife admonished!!!!!!

Oct 2007
Valorandvellum is.........
Worst (Best) Album Covers
Scampi
Monkey attack kills deputy Mayor of Delhi
Dropping priceless artifacts.....(Vote for this)
Dear everyone doing this kinda blog....
"Unnecessary" quotation marks.
About.....
Awesome!
I just watched Con Air for the first time.
Cat mosh pit
CHELLYVIEWS!!
Does anyone here play Conker club?
Threadless is Broken... :(
FAO: Sonmi
Check out my friend's music video.
Happy Birthday Tiphaine and KDLIG
New top menu thang.

Sep 2007
I would like you to vote on this...
Recent "WTF?" submissions....
How much would you charge/pay for an illustration?
Great website
All is lost!
FAO: People who know about t-shirts
Winning Threadless – A buffoon’s guide.
DeAD DAD...
Nice!
Baby vs Cobra
A most wonderful thing
Back print...
Zip hoodies and interviews...
Two years ago today...
Voctory for Bramish - Thanks Staff!
Lol Fonejacker....(english TV)

Aug 2007
American Wrestling
James Brown, Michael Jackson and Prince!!!!
Monkey select!!
Kid hacks the iPhone
Field Music
Facebook/Friends Reunited [mini rant]
Your favourite guitar solo(s).
Happy Brithday Max F
Woohoo! It Broke 2!
$5
Holiday Regression/Progression.
Ridiculous and Worrying Mannerisms.
(maybe you would like to) Vote on my SUBMISSIONS
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won a lottery!!
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won a lottery!!
Seriously, vote on this goodness.
Viking Bird

Jul 2007
First resub to win?
Free comedy for you - Chris Morris.
2 x WIPs - Anonymous/Viking Bird
My Alumni medal just arrived
Hand Job [Book]
Food Hygene
Draw your username!
Shit's whack....
Athlete speared by javelin...
I know what's getting printed tomorrow......
Happy Birthday to......
[NEWS] Badger attack!!!
IN YOUR FACE!!
So ill..
FAO: London meet up people...
Has any winning design....
Are the Hoodies getting bigger?

Jun 2007
New submission.
Cleaning your Keyboard.
Battle Shroud
Good Music/Great Typography
This why I'm hot.
Robot BEAR!
This is the Inaccessible Island Rail
The Olympics goes Nu-Rave (With added Goatse)
Have you seen this before?

May 2007
Sweet typography.
It's 11.24 pm
Tonteau vs David Attenborough
Atomic Dog!
Top Secret Drum Corps.

Apr 2007
Underappreciated PRINTABLES!
My new threadless tattoo!
Goldkiss!
Happy Birthday Stingerstyler!!
Happy Birthday RG!
[Tech] Viewing images on the Mac.
Similar to.
Fantastic!
Man's Needs.

Mar 2007
Taking direct advice from movies...
Skiing on the London underground.
Fantastic!
Anon.
Guess the score and WIN! - BORN2SHOPLC wins.
Biggie was right.

Feb 2007
What to do with a Pomegranate?
Giving up the internet...
Notorious B.I.G was right.

Jan 2007
Double Crossed
Happy Birthday bisous and organes
Deep Frying a Mars Bar - Photo Update!
Shite! Just lost £350.
Happy Music!
[Tech Help] Submitting as an animated .swf file.
Submission votes.
Dear America....

Dec 2006
Saddam to be hanged shortly..
When I was about 13...
Graphics Tablet info.
Johnny Nice Painter
The World's tallest man......
Is it 11am, Thursday...
Big. Oh yes.

Nov 2006
To Jpiatt (and A.N.Other from a few days back.)
My favourite graphic design/portfolio site.......
Product photos that made me LOL!
Who hasn't STP'd me?
Please re-print.....
Did you know I invented the computer?
Kung-Fu auditions.....
Print more RG! [BIG PIMPING]
Hot Shit!
Faesthetic Magazine.....

Oct 2006
Schweeeeeet!!
Fastest reprint ever?
This just dropped through my letterbox......
Pick my lotto numbers [Update: I won]
Whom gived me STPs?
Could it be?
Who wants STPs? [Tracerbullet "wins"]
Friday 13th!!
Flashmob! Mobile Clubbing.
This has amused me.....

Sep 2006
If I were to go to Australia...
Reprint in a lighter colour....

Aug 2006
Just bought bananaphone!!

Jul 2006
FAO: Vulcanhalfbreed and other (nikon using) photographers....
FAO: le_hell!

Jun 2006
STPs anyone? - ir0cko won.
Can anyone tell me.......
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

May 2006
This REALLY needs to be printed.

Check me out, I got printed!



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Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres. Love never fails.