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reallyreallyawesomeguy
aka Dylan is a 28.77 year old boy, has been a member since September 7, 2005, has scored 2945 submissions, giving an average score of 2.84.
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The amount of poop three cats produce is amazing
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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If you see this shirt on the floor I am naked somewhere
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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Bean Sprouts = Vegetarian Veal
of 29 votes, 10% like it
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Your savior stole my wallet
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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Lord of the Jungles
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Lord of the Savannah
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Mandingo
of 30 votes, 0% like it
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I wish I where you but cooler
of 30 votes, 3% like it
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Est. 2025
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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If I where to say I love you would you tell
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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I am ready for sub-prime time
of 28 votes, 7% like it
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Jesus is Fjord
of 28 votes, 11% like it
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Cookies = God's Crackers
of 29 votes, 14% like it
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Dear Cookies, please enter my mouth and proceed to my stomach
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Free Cookie
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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What is satsuma?
of 28 votes, 4% like it
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You are so cool. No I mean that. Really
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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I tried to change clothes but they didn't want to change
of 26 votes, 4% like it
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I aborted you in the past
of 27 votes, 4% like it
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I will punch you in your baby maker
of 26 votes, 0% like it
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I was sad, then I was purple
of 27 votes, 0% like it
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Ninja Banish
of 26 votes, 8% like it
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Yo failed espanol
of 33 votes, 21% like it
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o as a amos an
of 33 votes, 6% like it
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I only buy american gas!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
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Squeeze me if you need me
of 31 votes, 6% like it
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everything rhymes in spanish
of 36 votes, 17% like it
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This Shirt is Very Becoming
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Living Your Dreams
of 31 votes, 10% like it
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I'm allergic to cats
of 42 votes, 12% like it
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If at first you don't suc
of 46 votes, 7% like it
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That's why we turned against me
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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I HAVE FAILED
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Prettier then I look
of 44 votes, 5% like it
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Smarter then I look
of 42 votes, 17% like it
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I am prettier then me
of 43 votes, 5% like it
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Sick Sick Sick Sick Sick all the day long
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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I'm left of the right line of happiness
of 33 votes, 3% like it
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Nobody knows the trousers I've seen
of 35 votes, 11% like it
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Reticulated Geoff
of 67 votes, 4% like it
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Reticulated Giraffe
of 67 votes, 10% like it
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Twenty-Five Hundred Dollars!
of 66 votes, 9% like it
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I am so lame
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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This is what a real man looks like
of 66 votes, 12% like it
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What you don't know is that I am special
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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It was me.....sorry.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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why would you say that?
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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I had a dream
of 51 votes, 18% like it
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Ask me about my conjoined fetus
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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I have a secret....pair of underwear
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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I am the one who does the stuff you think is cool
of 51 votes, 14% like it
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Oh....its you
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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You don't know that I am not blind
of 51 votes, 12% like it
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This is my new theme
of 65 votes, 9% like it
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Don't Worry, I wish I would have showered too
of 54 votes, 13% like it
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I live in the thin air of cool
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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Same Shirt, Different Day....Sorry
of 59 votes, 12% like it
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By our powers combined
of 59 votes, 14% like it
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We went to different schools together
of 51 votes, 25% like it
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semi :
of 58 votes, 17% like it
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Tripwires, now thats trippin'
of 58 votes, 12% like it
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I'll give you something to lie about.
of 59 votes, 15% like it
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Presumptuous, that’s a big word for a twelve year old
of 65 votes, 15% like it
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I poop dragons
of 65 votes, 14% like it
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I love to nap.
of 73 votes, 25% like it
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If you can read this shirt I am not naked
of 77 votes, 30% like it
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My other shirt is a penguin
of 80 votes, 26% like it
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Slogans that have been deleted or that have been dropped from the contest
<-left|right->
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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<-right|left->
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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3x college drop out
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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404'd
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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50% of you will like this shirt
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ SOUP
of 50 votes, 14% like it
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actively pursuing injury
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Add water, Makes its own sauce
of 47 votes, 2% like it
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and sometimes why.
of 36 votes, 11% like it
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Anna Nicole Smith is dead!!
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Ask me about the one-armed fisher man
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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bad at speling
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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Broke Ass Poor
of 52 votes, 8% like it
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Care to sublet your soul?
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Cereal gives me the shits
of 53 votes, 4% like it
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Consult a Tax Advisor
of 49 votes, 6% like it
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Cow Farts
of 52 votes, 4% like it
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Deaf, Dumb and Blind boy
of 10 votes, 0% like it
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Dildo Monster
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Don't forget the reach around!
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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Dr. Buttlove says Hello
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Drug User
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Dude your getting a Dale
of 19 votes, 0% like it
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Dylan is lord
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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embroidered
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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forgot how to breathe
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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Free Cookies Inquire Within
of 47 votes, 19% like it
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Fuck a Panda
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Fuckapedia
of 15 votes, 0% like it
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Fucksticks
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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God I am so tired.
of 52 votes, 6% like it
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Going to get my nap on
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Going to Iraq, BRB
of 47 votes, 13% like it
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Have you ever frozen a turd to use as a dido?
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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Have you ever frozen a turd?
of 11 votes, 0% like it
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Have you seen Helen Keller's new shoes?
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Have you seen my seeing eye dog?
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Hell already has my security deposit.
of 51 votes, 10% like it
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hey, nice shoes!
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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Holy Hell I'm a Deep Sea Diver, I don't do that Scooby Doo Shit
of 50 votes, 10% like it
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I am so AWESOME!!!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I crossed the poverty line
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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I favorite breakfast cereal is pancakes
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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I get to be the Banker
of 47 votes, 4% like it
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I hate the nouveau poor
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I have a spastic colon. Please help.
of 28 votes, 0% like it
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I kid you not!
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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I lost my phone number can I borrow yours
of 47 votes, 6% like it
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i love nerds (the candy not the computer kind)
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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I poop'd my pants!
of 50 votes, 6% like it
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I put the lotion on my skin
of 43 votes, 12% like it
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I Raq, U Raq, We all Raq
of 47 votes, 15% like it
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I saw it and then I didn't
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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I steal other peoples artwork
of 46 votes, 13% like it
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I taste funny
of 39 votes, 10% like it
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I walk like an idiot
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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I was dead at the time
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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I was on the moon...with Steve
of 51 votes, 4% like it
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I'll give you all my money
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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I'm not poor enough
of 42 votes, 5% like it
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If Jesus was a carpenter why did Noah build the Ark?
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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If you can read this shirt, you know how to read
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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If you make eye contact, I will talk to you
of 50 votes, 12% like it
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Illiterate? Write for a free brochure.
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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Is there a dinner cereal?
of 51 votes, 2% like it
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Its Naptim...ZZZzzzZZZ
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Its not me...Its you
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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Its not you...Its me.
of 17 votes, 6% like it
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Jesus, not just another pretty face
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Lord of the Jungle!
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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Merry Christmas
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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Mug Me!!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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My bologna is dead
of 36 votes, 8% like it
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My cat could eat your pitbull
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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My cat hates the president.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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My Parents Killed My Dreams
of 34 votes, 12% like it
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my password is better then yours
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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My shoes are probably untied
of 56 votes, 13% like it
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Nails, not just for Jesus anymore
of 48 votes, 8% like it
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No $20's
of 39 votes, 3% like it
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No...Your Shirt is Dumb
of 49 votes, 12% like it
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Oh No! I've got the 'thrax
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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Oh, I'm sorry, was that your heart. My bad.
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, GOATSE
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Put me on your do not call list!
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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qwerty ROCKS!!
of 53 votes, 9% like it
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REALLY!?!
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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Remember 5 servings of naptime a day
of 48 votes, 10% like it
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Scrotum for sale
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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Shameless Plug
of 51 votes, 8% like it
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should've decompressed
of 50 votes, 8% like it
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Snack on my butthole!
of 52 votes, 13% like it
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So this is the internet thing I've heard so much about?
of 54 votes, 6% like it
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Suicide: Its only fun for your parents
of 47 votes, 11% like it
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Swine leg
of 39 votes, 8% like it
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t-shirt = judgement
of 56 votes, 4% like it
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That was a bad idea
of 48 votes, 13% like it
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they learned me how to spoke real good in school
of 40 votes, 3% like it
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They learned my how to dress good
of 51 votes, 0% like it
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This shirt is softer then Jesus' washcloth
of 44 votes, 7% like it
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Tripping on tripwires
of 49 votes, 8% like it
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u cant spel
of 49 votes, 4% like it
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Welcome to Pen isLand
of 43 votes, 7% like it
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Wet
of 47 votes, 9% like it
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Whats the worst that could happen?
of 40 votes, 8% like it
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Why do you think they are called KILLER WHALES?
of 55 votes, 15% like it
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You are irritating my bowels
of 53 votes, 13% like it
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you guessed wrong
of 43 votes, 9% like it
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You just be glad I am wearing clothes at all.
of 56 votes, 18% like it
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You should see my brother work his Yo-yo
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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You're dumber then a beluga whale .
of 52 votes, 10% like it
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your booty called, it wants me back
of 43 votes, 2% like it
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Your other shirt is dumb
of 44 votes, 9% like it
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your pin number is 3628
of 52 votes, 12% like it
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[|00|]robot[|00|]
of 40 votes, 10% like it
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of 51 votes, 12% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/174696/reallyreallyawesomeguy
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
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I am Harper's older looking younger brother.Ask anyone they'll tell you.
I am also a professional clown and learning how to be a slum lord. I enjoy video games and making slogans.
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