Profile for BaconJesus - Edit: The Earth is About to End

BaconJesus aka Skyler Hewitt is a 23.02 year old boy, has been a member since September 6, 2005, has scored 5,566 submissions, giving an average score of 3.54, helping 98 designs get printed.

URL: http://skylerhewitt.blogspot.com/

Jan 16 '07 by BaconJesus
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Edit: The Earth is About to End

I'm addicted to it. Even though it's below freezing outside I'm still eating it.

I might actually just love the place where I buy it. It's called Yogurt Farm and it's really religious; In-and-Out anyone? Why do so many companies seem to have a hidden religious agenda?

EDIT: Talk about my slogans! I thought there were some pretty funny ones in there. Be honest now.

EDIT#2: Comment NOW!

BaconJesus on Jan 16 '07 at 10:18pm

I have the shakes so bad right now. My Mom actually read that too, good thing she's not easily offended.

BaconJesus on Jan 16 '07 at 11:54pm

Things that go bump in the blogs at night scare me.

snacktivity on Jan 17 '07 at 12:01am

We have alot of similar slogans. That's a topic!

BaconJesus on Jan 17 '07 at 12:08am

Which ones?

BaconJesus on Jan 17 '07 at 12:09am

I actually don't see any that are similar.

snacktivity on Jan 17 '07 at 12:20am

Alot of my deleted ones:

Yours:

Alliterations are absolutely awesome.

Hyperboles are reallly, really, really, really cool!

Mine:

Alliterations Are Awesome (Many people have made slogans utilizing alliterations)

I also have some math puns.

More important question: Why do you resubmit slogans with slight alterations to the slogan? If you're not happy with the first score, then let it be. It's not that the wrong people voted. It's just that the people voted.

snacktivity on Jan 17 '07 at 12:21am

Oh, and I had "my vocabulary is very, very, very good", which just reminded me of your hyperbole one.

tracerbullet on Jan 17 '07 at 12:24am

"A" is a poor letter choice for alliteration.

snacktivity on Jan 17 '07 at 12:27am

consonance can create coolness!

snacktivity on Jan 17 '07 at 12:28am

assonance always arrives abortion-esque.

BaconJesus on Jan 17 '07 at 10:30am

I didn't notice the Alliteration one, I deleted it. The Hyperbole one isn't like any of yours, and my math puns are different. Not to mention math puns are literally endless. My hyperbole one has nothing to do with your vocabulary one. Repeated words for affect is the only similarity. Yes, "A" is a poor choice for an alliteration, but the joke's not as funny if you say Alliterations are super sexy sayings.

Important Question: Why not? Some of my slogans have done three times better the second or third time I've submitted them. Plenty of people resubmit designs, why not slogans?

shirtflirt on Jan 17 '07 at 10:34am

snacktivity on Jan 17 '07 at 2:03pm

I said "reminded". That in no way claims that you stole my slogans or anything of that nature. I'm just saying that your style of slogans reminded me of mine. It was a compliment, but, meh...

BaconJesus on Jan 17 '07 at 5:18pm

Oh, in that case thank you. I can't tell the difference between compliments and insults in type sometimes. I choose to ignore your hostility Dad.

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