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BaconJesus aka Skyler Hewitt is a 23.02 year old boy, has been a member since September 6, 2005, has scored 5,566 submissions, giving an average score of 3.54, helping 98 designs get printed.

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Jan 09 '07 by BaconJesus
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Edit: Biblical Fashions, with model Jesus.

Those pictures might happen eventually, if you make me happy. What I really want you to do is look at my slogans and tell me what you think. Actually, the real truth is that I'm bored and I wanted to know how many people want to see Jesus naked.

"Weee, weee, weee I'm NAKED!"
-Gir

Ok, so far Jesus is wearing the following:
A Huge Blinged-Out Rosary
A Burka and a Strap-On
Acid Wash Short Shorts
Knee-High Beige and Pink Plaid Socks
A Threadless Shirt (ripped at the midrif to show of his six-pack)

SusanJayDole on Jan 10 '07 at 8:06pm

Psh, I already do vote on them.

NatySpaghetti on Jan 10 '07 at 8:08pm

jesus is an exhibitionist, im thinking probably everyone is tired of his nakedness..now if he was wearing ripped up jeans, that would be another story!

BaconJesus on Jan 10 '07 at 8:08pm

Psh, I think you're not cool. Stop harassing my posts.

BaconJesus on Jan 10 '07 at 8:09pm

How about acid wash (by the way that previous statement was not directed at you)?

emmazing on Jan 10 '07 at 9:38pm

I dont' think I'm tired of his nakedness...after all all pictures of Jesus are always most nearly naked. Not nearly naked enough for the curious. And acid wash never should have happened. No. No. No.

mooseinmyshoe on Jan 10 '07 at 9:41pm

i like the dead baby jokes in church one.

my friends and i tell them all the time

mooseinmyshoe on Jan 10 '07 at 9:42pm

jesus wearing a threadless shirt would make me like him A LOT more

BaconJesus on Jan 10 '07 at 10:17pm

Jesus in nothing but socks and armour would make me happy. Or in acid wash jeans and with a six-pack.

mooseinmyshoe on Jan 10 '07 at 10:48pm

ohhh yes

knee high beige and pink plaid socks

BaconJesus on Jan 11 '07 at 9:44am

Oh, my word, that sounds exciting. Ok, so far Jesus is wearing the following:

Acid Wash Short Shorts

Knee-High Beige and Pink Plaid Socks

A Threadless Shirt (ripped at the midrif to show of his six-pack)

What else people?

skipcronin on Jan 11 '07 at 9:53am

a burka and a strap-on.

BaconJesus on Jan 11 '07 at 9:54am

Done and done.

BaconJesus on Jan 11 '07 at 9:55am

By the way, new articles of clothing are going to go at the top of the list starting now.

Jewstice on Jan 11 '07 at 9:55am

My favorite Jesus picture.

BaconJesus on Jan 11 '07 at 9:57am

I enjoyed that immensly. Ironically I just starting listening to that song when you posted that.

shirtflirt on Jan 11 '07 at 9:59am

actually, that would be a coincidence, not ironical.

jesus naked? noone really's even honest with what his face looks like, how you know what his junk looks like?

BaconJesus on Jan 11 '07 at 10:03am

Way to nitpick, I don't what his junk looks like. Especially because he's wearing short short over his junk.

shirtflirt on Jan 11 '07 at 10:04am

nitpick? not really.

about 92% of the population says ironic when they meant coincidental. it's ok. some people just wanna sound smarter than they are.

jesus was a 'never nude' wasn't he?

BaconJesus on Jan 11 '07 at 10:07am

I have no idea, I assume he was naked at some point in his life.

shirtflirt on Jan 11 '07 at 10:09am

oh shit, i almost forgot�

BaconJesus on Jan 11 '07 at 10:12am

Plus, the definition of irony is something along the lines of "happening in the opposite way to what is expected". So, if I was expecting any song but the Ghost Busters theme to come on while I was looking at the picture it would be ironic.

shirtflirt on Jan 11 '07 at 10:16am

not really.

irony is when a poet can't think of a word.

or a carpenter can't use a hammer.

BaconJesus on Jan 11 '07 at 10:17am

Because that would be the opposite of what you expect that person to do.

shirtflirt on Jan 11 '07 at 10:17am

but dude, how is hearing a song ironic? just admit defeat and walk away. it's ok. it's just words. most people hate them.

just trust me here.

BaconJesus on Jan 11 '07 at 10:21am

It could have been though, if I was expecting any other song to come on it would be ironic. Notice I say "if" because I wasn't thinking that, but still it could happen.

Jewstice on Jan 11 '07 at 10:21am

I buy a gun to protect myself in my home. When someone breaks into my house, they find the gun and use it to kill me. Am I an example of irony?

BaconJesus on Jan 11 '07 at 10:23am

You're an example of why guns are scary.

BaconJesus on Jan 11 '07 at 10:23am

Yes, I think that would be ironic.

shirtflirt on Jan 11 '07 at 10:28am

ironic is when a tucson police officer was shot and killed,

breaking and entering into a convicts home,

trying to steal something.

Jewstice on Jan 11 '07 at 10:38am

Yes, that is ironic.

skipcronin on Jan 11 '07 at 1:53pm

i don't know much about irony, i take my stuff to the dry cleaners.

BaconJesus on Jan 11 '07 at 5:13pm

Why are we talking about irony? Let's get back to dressing Jesus.

emmazing on Jan 13 '07 at 12:07pm

I think he should wear a really big blinged out rosary.

BaconJesus on Jan 13 '07 at 12:37pm

Blinged out rosary it is.

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