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BaconJesus
aka Skyler Hewitt is a 20.47 year old boy, has been a member since September 6, 2005, has scored 5566 submissions, giving an average score of 3.54.
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I'd give my left hand to be ambidextrous.
of 96 votes, 50% like it
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Join the Army! See new places; then destroy them.
of 94 votes, 52% like it
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Plumbers have recurring pipe dreams.
of 83 votes, 42% like it
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Weight lifters are totally biceptual.
of 80 votes, 40% like it
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The color green is just Yellow having its way with Blue.
of 101 votes, 50% like it
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I'm pretty sure my pharmacist is peddling drugs
of 108 votes, 49% like it
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In God's video game, Jesus is the only one with an extra life.
of 118 votes, 47% like it
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There is a time and place for everything; it's called college.
of 117 votes, 44% like it
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I always ask my victims a yes-or-no question. Did you know that?
of 163 votes, 64% like it
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Poetic drummers are into cymbalism.
of 162 votes, 48% like it
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Apparently Church is the wrong place for dead baby jokes.
of 154 votes, 45% like it
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The happiest blood type of all: B Positive.
of 163 votes, 54% like it
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If at first you don't succeed, burn the evidence that you tried
of 166 votes, 44% like it
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http://threadless.com/profile/174318/BaconJesus
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I haven't submitted any photos. I guess I don't want free money.
I remember this one time.
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