This ride costs 5 tickets.
of 50 votes, 16% like it
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I rocked the Casbah.
of 59 votes, 25% like it
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Quantity AND Quality
of 60 votes, 32% like it
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I pretend to fight ninjas when Im alone
of 62 votes, 42% like it
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I Killed Bigfoot
of 58 votes, 28% like it
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Good luck with that face.
of 120 votes, 44% like it
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Revenge is best served montezuma style.
of 80 votes, 34% like it
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Best Friends For-never!
of 119 votes, 22% like it
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I for one welcome our robot overlords.
of 123 votes, 36% like it
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lucky charms are tragically malicious.
of 123 votes, 43% like it
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The Russians know their ice skating.
of 105 votes, 23% like it
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And then he wrapped my fish in newspaper
of 106 votes, 20% like it
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Fish 'n' paint chips. Same taste.
of 95 votes, 16% like it
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I swear the duck did that to himself.
of 77 votes, 39% like it
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Paper clips can hold it together.
of 118 votes, 42% like it
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That gerbil will soon be president.
of 119 votes, 13% like it
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Curiosity killed the cat, jerk.
of 81 votes, 19% like it
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The tornado dropped me off in Paris
of 94 votes, 15% like it
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That's as stupid as a three dollar bill
of 104 votes, 22% like it
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I didn't expect it to be that flammable
of 110 votes, 44% like it
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Gorillas stole my will to live.
of 94 votes, 23% like it
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Too long have toads ruled the night.
of 75 votes, 36% like it
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Dinosaurs didn't die, they just retired
of 95 votes, 31% like it
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The homonculus is always right.
of 89 votes, 16% like it
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Come on in, the water's flippin freezin
of 94 votes, 22% like it
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Join the fight against Pat Sajak.
of 96 votes, 23% like it
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I could careless about Jimmy's corn.
of 104 votes, 25% like it
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Sponge cake is made of dead muppets.
of 105 votes, 30% like it
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I was once President of the Lizard Men.
of 104 votes, 13% like it
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