Profile for Moss - Tesko, I am calling you out for a rap battle.

Moss aka Olly Moss is a 22.86 year old boy, has been a member since June 5, 2003, has scored 1599 submissions, giving an average score of 2.37.

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Oct 20 '05 by Moss

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Tesko, I am calling you out for a rap battle.

Word.

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hi-fi gods on Oct 20 '05 at 5:33pm

this is gonna be good!

-Chris

Stevethegreat on Oct 20 '05 at 5:34pm

word

BuriedAlive on Oct 20 '05 at 5:34pm

Tesko, dont let Olly make you his bitch.

Stevethegreat on Oct 20 '05 at 5:34pm

oh ...you said that already

Perudoesitbetterthanu on Oct 20 '05 at 5:35pm

oh snap...someone drop a beat!!

Pank on Oct 20 '05 at 5:35pm

Hey DJ! Spin that sh*t!

Moss on Oct 20 '05 at 5:37pm

Now I just need to consult my list of things that rhyme with Tesko.

Al fresco.

...

that's it.

Perudoesitbetterthanu on Oct 20 '05 at 5:37pm

loose yoself in the music....haha oh oh...everybody in the 313 put yo hands up and follow me!

Perudoesitbetterthanu on Oct 20 '05 at 5:38pm

where's tesko? haha.

plastic taxi cab on Oct 20 '05 at 5:38pm

ppppp pppppp chhhhh, pppppp chhhhh
ppppp pppppp chhhhh, pppppp chhhhh
(that's my beat)

littlem on Oct 20 '05 at 5:40pm

hey, isn't that Magnum from zoolander???

gerpander on Oct 20 '05 at 5:41pm

tesko is driving towards the lake district in his teskomobile, with 1000 vinyls and loadsa ganja, the world is coming to an end you knows, seek out a safe haven to bury yourself in when it all comes down.

tesko on Oct 20 '05 at 5:41pm

moss is a big gay today hoorah

Perudoesitbetterthanu on Oct 20 '05 at 5:42pm

nice beat....plastic taxi cab...eraaa eraaaa...haha.

Perudoesitbetterthanu on Oct 20 '05 at 5:42pm

its begun!!

gerpander on Oct 20 '05 at 5:44pm

Moss looks pretty lonely in his university dorm room.

littlem on Oct 20 '05 at 5:46pm

well, he does have that phallic lookin lamp in the backgraound...

abeadles on Oct 20 '05 at 5:47pm

...what is that in the background, slightly above the right shoulder? do you see it

gerpander on Oct 20 '05 at 5:47pm

Looks like he's having a good time by himself as well.

gerpander on Oct 20 '05 at 5:47pm

I'd hate to come into the room by accident and break his concentration.

littlem on Oct 20 '05 at 5:51pm

i see it, it's a ghostie

gerpander on Oct 20 '05 at 5:52pm

The spirit of the previous tenant in the dorm room.

littlem on Oct 20 '05 at 5:53pm

kinda looks like fart gas

kevindujour on Oct 20 '05 at 5:53pm

Moss has one hell of a shadow moustache in that picture.

He looks like a shop student.

gerpander on Oct 20 '05 at 5:54pm

Maybe Moss ate him and that's just the residue he's eminating from his tailpipe?

littlem on Oct 20 '05 at 5:54pm

maybe he's got a fag hidden behind his back.

abeadles on Oct 20 '05 at 5:54pm

moustaches and fartin', what is going on!

Moss on Oct 20 '05 at 5:55pm

You think you’re the shit cause you got printed
Dude check me out ‘cause I’m six times minted
You drew yo- fu? I’ll yo-fu you who
Thinks he’s designer but he doesn’t have a clue

Oh Snap.

gerpander on Oct 20 '05 at 5:55pm

kevin, that's the only way Moss will have a moustache, by having a pout and light shining from below.

littlem on Oct 20 '05 at 5:55pm

oh boy, here it comes.

tesko on Oct 20 '05 at 5:56pm

On threadless you come off as the boss
But in real life your a big wally, Olly Moss
I be breaking you down with this verse
Go make out with 'pins in her fake hurse

BuriedAlive on Oct 20 '05 at 5:56pm

Moss you just got served, yo.

Stevethegreat on Oct 20 '05 at 5:56pm

Finally!!!
some goddamn rapping!!!

littlem on Oct 20 '05 at 5:56pm

i'm not even gonna touch that one...^^

kevindujour on Oct 20 '05 at 5:57pm

DAAANG.

gerpander on Oct 20 '05 at 5:57pm

tesko it's hearse btw.

I think analyzing Moss' profile pic is more entertaining than the rap battle, couldn
t you guys do it somewhere else hmm?

littlem on Oct 20 '05 at 5:59pm

so anyway, yeah, i really think it's fart fumes.

tesko on Oct 20 '05 at 5:59pm

i spel it gangsta nikkah

gerpander on Oct 20 '05 at 6:00pm

mkay, shnizzle.

littlem on Oct 20 '05 at 6:00pm

this is not a lesson in the english department.

WallsReallyWork on Oct 20 '05 at 6:00pm

o no he didnt

abeadles on Oct 20 '05 at 6:00pm

yeah and i hope that isnt a gas powered lamp...

Moss on Oct 20 '05 at 6:01pm

Tesko thinks he talks the talk
In his high pitched midlands wigger squawk
His tacky verses may seem merry
But he can’t rhyme shit without a dictionary.

littlem on Oct 20 '05 at 6:01pm

yeah, he did, captured here on live television.

BuriedAlive on Oct 20 '05 at 6:01pm

my biznitch is the shiznit.

Buried is in the hizouse.

flourpower on Oct 20 '05 at 6:04pm

no, the light is the ghost of a threadless stalker who's managed to beam herself through the telly

gerpander on Oct 20 '05 at 6:04pm

But isn't Moss the one at uni thumbing through a dictionary?
Just digressing here, I didn't pass my O levels this year.

tesko on Oct 20 '05 at 6:06pm

I'd rather wear a Tesko uniform
Than an Olly Moss shirt
I see you in the club
You wink, mince over and flirt
And Midlands?! Your georaphy is nearly as wak as your rhyming
Move over bitch it's teskos time to pwn the designing

ooh shit, now I'm shining

BuriedAlive on Oct 20 '05 at 6:06pm

If I was a ghost, I would stalk Olly.

plastic taxi cab on Oct 20 '05 at 6:07pm

let me join in.....

i got 21 designs
but none of them get printed
im making fancy rhymes
and my cars a little dented
but you threadless winners
aint got no rapping skills
ill serve you better dinner
with lots of thrills and spills
so dont even front
like you got some talent
moss and tesko suck
and thats the final ballad

(no hard feelings moss and tesko :D)
....and yea.....i'm real white, what are you going to do about it.....

o yea, i used a little slant rhyme too ;)

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