tomassi
aka Tom, Tom the Piper's Son is a boy, has been a member since September 4, 2005, has scored 1026 submissions, giving an average score of 1.82.
It was Dennis Bergkamp: In the 1998 FIFA World Cup, Bergkamp scored three times, the most memorable of which being the winning goal in the final minute of the quarter-final against Argentina. Bergkamp took a leaping first touch to control a long 60-yard aerial pass from Frank de Boer, reverse-flicked the ball past Argentine defender Roberto Ayala, and finally finished by firing a half-volley past the keeper at a tight angle from the right. With three intelligent right-footed touches in a matter of seconds, he was able to turn the game and send his national squad into the semifinal round. The Dutch radio commentator for this game shouted "Dennis Bergkamp!" eight times after the goal was scored.
Also, Nicola's surprisingly vulgar comment is even more titillating now that I know what she sounds like. :)