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tomassi aka Tom, Tom the Piper's Son is a boy, has been a member since September 4, 2005, has scored 1026 submissions, giving an average score of 1.82.

Sep 08 '06 by tomassi

9 Comments

Watch this

This commentary is brilliant.

Not a bad goal either by any standards.

uncopyrightable on Sep 08 '06 at 5:41am

holy crap.. that guy was very enthusiastic, was that made with a cellphone camera?!

Bramish on Sep 08 '06 at 5:42am

Who scored it?

uncopyrightable on Sep 08 '06 at 5:43am

i think it was Dennis Bergkamp

loserbeech on Sep 08 '06 at 5:43am

Dennis Bergkamp (?) wasn't the name of the guy who scored the goal, it was the guy sucking him off under the table.

adam antium on Sep 08 '06 at 5:44am

denniiiiiiiiss beeeeeeeeeeeergkaaaaaaaaampppppppp

rholliday on Sep 08 '06 at 6:57am

It was Dennis Bergkamp:
In the 1998 FIFA World Cup, Bergkamp scored three times, the most memorable of which being the winning goal in the final minute of the quarter-final against Argentina. Bergkamp took a leaping first touch to control a long 60-yard aerial pass from Frank de Boer, reverse-flicked the ball past Argentine defender Roberto Ayala, and finally finished by firing a half-volley past the keeper at a tight angle from the right. With three intelligent right-footed touches in a matter of seconds, he was able to turn the game and send his national squad into the semifinal round. The Dutch radio commentator for this game shouted "Dennis Bergkamp!" eight times after the goal was scored.

Also, Nicola's surprisingly vulgar comment is even more titillating now that I know what she sounds like. :)