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is a 24.36 year old
and has been a part of the Threadless community for 8 years, 3 months!
The Captain of Awesome
has scored 2160 submissions, giving an average score of 0.72, helping 0 designs get printed.
this is my other account.
i don't really see how you could accuse me of having too much time on my hands if you made a fake account to make fun of what you think is a fake account. you even had to figure out my birthday.
posted 6 years, 2 months ago in LOOKING FOR: Sweater with kittens on it
As a purveyor of X-Ray glasses, or "specs" as they're colloquially known, I am highly offended by the notion that their use is voyeuristic or perverted. If you are so offended by mere glasses, why not take up arms against nude mannequins. Surely, they cannot argue back. They are made of felt and Styrofoam. Sometimes plastic. Why no indignation towards the David? His wiener is right out in the open, pointing at men and women, children and the elderly alike. Surely, the David is no more offensive than any other human body, no? So next time, reconsider your fear of the human body before tyrannically dismissing other's love of it.
posted 6 years, 4 months ago in Sexual Harassment for Fun and Profit?
Hmm, threadless has fallen behind since the last time I rated shirts.
This looks strikingly familiar. http://www.dobi.nu/fullbleed/
Don't worry though, aspiring artist! There's no such thing as an original idea! No need to fret, just try again.
posted 6 years, 4 months ago in A Smashing Song
Oh yeah , forgot to troll.
I DIDN'T DESCEND FROM NO MONKEY AND I AM PROOF GOD IS REAL blah blah blah
posted 6 years, 4 months ago in Evolution
I doubt you've seen it, but there is a graffiti'd bridge with this exact design on it, but with far more detail. It's been around for quite some time.