$100
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
007 ain't got nothin on ME
of 50 votes, 12% like it
|
1,000 tons of space dust just fell to earth
of 31 votes, 16% like it
|
|
1...2...3...GREENLIGHT!
of 12 votes, 8% like it
|
11:11 MAKE A WISH!
of 35 votes, 20% like it
|
a nickle is one of the five senses
of 22 votes, 18% like it
|
|
ALAS! a perfect specimen!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
|
Alive and kicking since my parnets most memorable night
of 19 votes, 11% like it
|
All-American, American
of 8 votes, 13% like it
|
|
As confused as a hungry baby in a topless bar
of 26 votes, 15% like it
|
Banana's are more courteous than you.
of 29 votes, 10% like it
|
BED-WETTER.
you not me...
of 32 votes, 9% like it
|
|
Beware: Man Eating Cactus
of 41 votes, 12% like it
|
Blastphomy!
of 31 votes, 6% like it
|
BLUMPKIN BASHER
of 21 votes, 5% like it
|
|
BOOYAHCAH!
of 50 votes, 6% like it
|
BRING BACK ATARI!
of 23 votes, 9% like it
|
Build a wall, then drop stuff onto people off of it!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
|
|
By reading this, you've ruined my day.
of 30 votes, 10% like it
|
BYAHH!
of 31 votes, 3% like it
|
Cheese will rule the world.
of 41 votes, 15% like it
|
|
CLAP CLAP! and i was supposed to disappear...
of 28 votes, 7% like it
|
clearly i'm the winner
of 27 votes, 19% like it
|
coffee house propaganda
of 23 votes, 9% like it
|
|
compelling isn't it?
of 24 votes, 13% like it
|
Cranberry sauce feels like my brain.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
Do you enjoy staring at my wonderful chest?
of 21 votes, 5% like it
|
|
Don't give me that bologna!
of 22 votes, 9% like it
|
DREAM
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
em ta erats t'nod
of 24 votes, 13% like it
|
|
Every time you blink a bunny is born
of 25 votes, 16% like it
|
everyone just hits OMG no. i can't win. From: JayMan22
of 6 votes, 0% like it
|
everyone thinks this shirt is awesome
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
|
failing to be successful
of 32 votes, 9% like it
|
Feared by the enemy, loved by the ladies
of 37 votes, 16% like it
|
feel like makin love...
of 39 votes, 8% like it
|
|
FEELING UNHAPPY? call 1-800-EUPHORIA
of 37 votes, 22% like it
|
follow me, i might spill some candy
of 31 votes, 19% like it
|
follow the follower
of 24 votes, 8% like it
|
|
Following the leader sounds easier
of 35 votes, 14% like it
|
food never goes on diets
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
funny faces arnt so funny
of 30 votes, 7% like it
|
|
Give in, or I will raid your fridge
of 31 votes, 19% like it
|
He said he had candy!
of 31 votes, 19% like it
|
hey yo' sweet tits!?
of 3 votes, 33% like it
|
|
Homework... breakfast of dogs
of 35 votes, 23% like it
|
how do you win this contest!
of 22 votes, 14% like it
|
I AM JAY-MAN
of 31 votes, 3% like it
|
|
I am reading your face.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
I am the revolution...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
I am waldo, and you found me
of 36 votes, 22% like it
|
|
i bought your family on eBay
of 35 votes, 20% like it
|
I burp in the face of danger
of 27 votes, 19% like it
|
I can recite shakespear
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
|
i can talk to animals
of 23 votes, 9% like it
|
I change color when your not looking!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
I climbed Mount Everest in this shirt
of 24 votes, 17% like it
|
|
I come in all sizes!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
|
i control what wasn't ment to be controlled
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
i dated Ms. Pac-Man before she was famous
of 23 votes, 22% like it
|
|
I float
of 35 votes, 20% like it
|
I have Vestiophobia
of 28 votes, 14% like it
|
I have an invisable pet dragon
of 23 votes, 9% like it
|
|
I have the antidote...
of 24 votes, 13% like it
|
I have to draw you!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
I hope your happy!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
|
i just escaped from the penitentiary
of 24 votes, 4% like it
|
i live underwater
of 35 votes, 20% like it
|
I love popcorn!
of 2 votes, 0% like it
|
|
I love popcorn!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
|
i once ate so many carrots i turned orange
of 23 votes, 9% like it
|
I play golf with your dad on Sundays
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
|
I practice Santeria
of 22 votes, 9% like it
|
I push rocks
of 32 votes, 16% like it
|
i put the fact in satisfaction
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
|
I roll 10 deep
of 4 votes, 0% like it
|
i run in the face of danger
of 36 votes, 19% like it
|
I run on diesel
of 34 votes, 9% like it
|
|
I sold my soul on Ebay!
of 35 votes, 26% like it
|
I steal booty from a butt pirate
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
I still play with LEGOS
of 28 votes, 11% like it
|
|
i stole the cream filling
of 26 votes, 19% like it
|
I was $15.99!
of 30 votes, 10% like it
|
i'd rather be at taco bell
of 23 votes, 17% like it
|
|
I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints
of 25 votes, 4% like it
|
i'll beat you in a race
of 23 votes, 17% like it
|
I'll kick in your front door
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
|
I'm about to amaze your feeble mind
of 35 votes, 17% like it
|
I'm actually an alien
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
I'm Actually Invisable
of 30 votes, 10% like it
|
|
I'm drunk with power!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
|
I'm high on pixy stix!
of 31 votes, 13% like it
|
I'm lost...on purpose
of 27 votes, 11% like it
|
|
i'm not racist, i hate everyone the same.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
I'm not staring at your chest, pervert!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
I'm recording your every move...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
|
I'm starving, can you lend me a hand?
of 22 votes, 5% like it
|
I'm the one who keeps the zoo so clean!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
I'm wearing a bullet-proof vest...
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
|
I've got no skin under my clothes
of 29 votes, 17% like it
|
if you get me mad enough, i will eat your face
of 22 votes, 9% like it
|
im allergic to water
of 16 votes, 13% like it
|
|
IN DISGUISE....damn, nevermind
of 30 votes, 13% like it
|
Incomplet...
of 32 votes, 16% like it
|
indestructible
of 20 votes, 15% like it
|
|
ingredients: 70% water. 30% other stuff.
of 14 votes, 14% like it
|
intended for your viewing pleasure
of 13 votes, 8% like it
|
It's all about makin' that G.T.A.
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
|
It's OK to be bald, just don't let any one know
of 22 votes, 9% like it
|
it's super-freaky
of 34 votes, 12% like it
|
It's the rock & roll that keeps me breathing
of 24 votes, 13% like it
|
|
Jesus is my name, miracles are my game.
of 30 votes, 13% like it
|
just ponder a while
of 20 votes, 5% like it
|
Keeping your attention is my biggest accomplishment.
of 34 votes, 15% like it
|
|
Leprechauns are people too.
of 28 votes, 11% like it
|
LIVE- it's what you do
of 31 votes, 16% like it
|
look out for that train!
of 24 votes, 13% like it
|
|
made of 70% water!
of 35 votes, 31% like it
|
magicians live a life of lies
of 35 votes, 20% like it
|
Me and Jesus play dice in the alley
of 22 votes, 9% like it
|
|
Monkey eats, Monkey poo's
of 24 votes, 8% like it
|
Mr. Potato Head's got nothing on me
of 36 votes, 19% like it
|
Mr. T couldn't even read
of 11 votes, 18% like it
|
|
My bones are made of scrumptious candies!
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
My job is to keep you occupied while others raid your fridge.
of 37 votes, 19% like it
|
my other personality is at home
of 20 votes, 10% like it
|
|
My other shirts are all dirty
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
Naked ninjas aren't scary
of 31 votes, 13% like it
|
never did i think trees would be endangered species
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
|
out of everyone, why me, why now?
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
over 1,000,000 high-fives served
of 22 votes, 18% like it
|
people like ME arn't born, they are scientifically perfected
of 17 votes, 6% like it
|
|
Photographic memory, don't rob me
of 22 votes, 5% like it
|
Power plants are the new rainforests
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
property of: A GOD
of 0 votes, 0% like it
|
|
RaDiCaL!!!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
|
read it and weap.
of 51 votes, 12% like it
|
sacapuntas
of 15 votes, 7% like it
|
|
Salsa makes my toes tingle
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
SALSA!!
of 33 votes, 18% like it
|
Santa's got nothin' on me
of 31 votes, 16% like it
|
|
sasquatch is my home boy
of 23 votes, 17% like it
|
SAUSAGE!
of 7 votes, 14% like it
|
save a horse, eat a donkey
of 35 votes, 20% like it
|
|
Save the rainforest, eat a baby!
of 33 votes, 12% like it
|
scaring children is my full time job
of 23 votes, 17% like it
|
seeing is believing, but hearing is understanding
of 24 votes, 13% like it
|
|
Seemingly Unjustified.
of 12 votes, 8% like it
|
serving at the right hand of the colonel
of 23 votes, 9% like it
|
serving high-five's, 24-7
of 35 votes, 23% like it
|
|
Silent but deadly, an electric car
of 25 votes, 12% like it
|
Skin N' Bones
of 55 votes, 13% like it
|
sleeping is my full-time job
of 23 votes, 17% like it
|
|
Sliced bread isn't as great as it is cracked up to be
of 31 votes, 19% like it
|
smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you
of 24 votes, 17% like it
|
so much to eat, so little time
of 44 votes, 18% like it
|
|
SO old school
of 29 votes, 3% like it
|
Somthing tells me your reading my shirt...
of 29 votes, 17% like it
|
space surrounds me.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
|
|
SPAM is a canned God
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
speak-eh deh english
of 63 votes, 10% like it
|
stealing is wrong, but borrowing for a long time is not.
of 34 votes, 21% like it
|
|
stealing is wrong, but borrowing for a long time isn't!
of 29 votes, 17% like it
|
stealing souls, one person at a time!
of 20 votes, 5% like it
|
stop reading this before the end....you didn't listen
of 15 votes, 7% like it
|
|
Stop Robot abuse!
of 50 votes, 12% like it
|
Strait Outta' Compton
of 41 votes, 7% like it
|
successful at being unsuccessful
of 38 votes, 18% like it
|
|
suddenly i feel compelled to run
of 24 votes, 17% like it
|
sugar... the anti-drug
of 30 votes, 20% like it
|
supercalafragilisticexpialidocious
of 17 votes, 6% like it
|
|
T.P. is as good as napkins
of 31 votes, 10% like it
|
Tacos keep me alive
of 29 votes, 10% like it
|
take it to the car wash
of 31 votes, 6% like it
|
|
terminal velocity is pretty fast
of 21 votes, 10% like it
|
The cleaning lady said i looked cute today.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
of 3 votes, 33% like it
|
|
THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
of 26 votes, 19% like it
|
the food in my stomach makes up 14% of my body weight
of 31 votes, 16% like it
|
The weather makes me want to poke you
of 31 votes, 19% like it
|
|
There's a party at my house
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
theres a ninja behind you
of 36 votes, 19% like it
|
this is my "casual" outfit
of 43 votes, 12% like it
|
|
this shirt comes complementary with UV protection
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
this shirt is a visual aid.
of 4 votes, 0% like it
|
This shirt is made of recycled paper
of 33 votes, 12% like it
|
|
this shirt is so dumb
of 10 votes, 20% like it
|
Turkish meatballs make my day
of 34 votes, 6% like it
|
weinerdoodle!
of 29 votes, 3% like it
|
|
when you assume you make an ass of you and me
of 24 votes, 8% like it
|
wheres the cream filling? inside me of course!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
|
while you read this scratch your head and pat your belly
of 33 votes, 12% like it
|
|
why are emo people so sad?
of 17 votes, 6% like it
|
worlds greatest couch potato
of 23 votes, 4% like it
|
worlds only talking mime
of 30 votes, 13% like it
|
|
y 0 u l o 0 k c o n f u $ e d
of 2 votes, 0% like it
|
y o u l o o k c o n f u s e d
of 3 votes, 0% like it
|
y o u l o o k c o n f u s e d
of 2 votes, 0% like it
|
|
you are....
of 4 votes, 25% like it
|
you can solve any problem over a game of mini golf
of 36 votes, 17% like it
|
you cant read this when i walk backwards
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
|
You don't know the power of the Dark Side!
of 28 votes, 11% like it
|
you wait here, ill go get some burgers
of 27 votes, 19% like it
|
you'll regret reading this when you need to describe my face
of 7 votes, 43% like it
|
|
your costume doesn't fool me!
of 11 votes, 9% like it
|
your presence makes me want an ice cream cone.
of 23 votes, 13% like it
|
your sock is untied
of 19 votes, 16% like it
|
