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Short Horns

aka Brian is a 28.31 year old boy and has been a part of the Threadless community for 7 years, 8 months! he has scored 68 submissions, giving an average score of 3.35, helping 0 designs get printed.

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  • robot in peril, Allsunday... you're stupid, play in traffic.

    Still not a fan of the design, the words are messed up a bit... and yes, I read left to right as well. I also read top to bottom and road is above get.

    With the detail that goes on with the bridge, trees, and background the text just looks like an added idea that sucked. I'd say cut it off and have an even thickness line along the bottom... you know, have it follow the hills and water at an even distance, and then with the water have it fade out and put the reflection of the moon with a silouette of the bridge's loop.

    But hey, I'm not an uber cool art student that just repeats the same thing their teacher told them a week before about one of their pieces... monkey see, monkey do.

    Make it to sell, not to be edgy and cool... that's what brought us parachute pants back in the 80s.

    posted 7 years, 7 months ago in Golden Gate

  • Since it rocks so hardcore, how about you explain what it is?

    What I'm seeing is a yellow superhero with a yellow/orange thing going from him to a bird.

    For real, what is this? Captain Planet whipping out his power ring and sending his mojo out to a bird so he can get in touch with nature in a naughty way?

    You get a 1.

    posted 7 years, 7 months ago in ave

  • Maybe give the horn a twist and use that as a way to separate the background from the horn. black lines on the twist, white on the rest.

    It seems fitting to have a bright horn for some reason.

    posted 7 years, 7 months ago in unicorn rodeo

  • If you don't like it, there's a good chance you ain't been getting any lately... either by choice or by natural selection (AKA, no one selects you for the obvious reasons.)

    Now, onto the design! It's a good concept, but I'd switch up the design a bit. LOSMATTOCKS had a lot of good comments, so here's my building from there:

    Have her legs crossed so there's a reason they go to a point... have the point come tangent with the leg going in front when it intersects with the back leg.

    Texture on the thigh highs would be good too, either lacy at the top or maybe even do a fishnet with it. Maybe have the... ehh, strappy things that finish off a good French maid outfit (can't think of the name, but then again, I don't go shopping for them. lol)

    Pretty good job. Screw 'em if they don't get the vibe... sex sells, it's got some class, it's actuallyfairly subtle if the text wasn't there (maybe consider removing it?), and it's something that at least I haven't seen.

    No idea what the anchorblue thing is... I think I'll check it when I'm not at work.

    posted 7 years, 7 months ago in Thongshot!

  • I'll buy two... for real.

    posted 7 years, 7 months ago in Enough is enough.