"El Chuppacabra Whisperer"
of 17 votes, 12% like it
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"Fear Itself"? Obviousy F.D.R. hadn't anticipated the S
of 9 votes, 0% like it
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"Fear Itself"? Obviousy F.D.R. hadn't anticipated the S
of 7 votes, 0% like it
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"Low Expectations"
The Ultimate Male Enhancement
of 18 votes, 22% like it
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"Low Expectations"
The Ultimate Male Enhancement
of 11 votes, 9% like it
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"Minimalism"
(in very large, colorful, various elabora
of 2 votes, 50% like it
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"Minimalism" in large, colorful, various elaboraborate
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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"Minimalism" in large, colorful, various elaboraborate
of 1 votes, 100% like it
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"Minimalism" in large, colorful, various elaboraborate
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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10 out of 10 Yes Men Agree...
of 28 votes, 25% like it
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Any day not involving the use of an AK is a good one
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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Axe Murderers never hold grudges. They'd rather bury the Hatchet.
of 24 votes, 25% like it
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Boggie man? Whats so scary bout a circa 1970s dancer in a closet
of 7 votes, 14% like it
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Broke is just another word for nothing left to lose...
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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Bullying lesson #7:
Learn to say gi'me yo lunch money in Klingon
of 22 votes, 14% like it
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Come back when I've lowered my standards.
of 36 votes, 28% like it
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Don't worry. My Cooties are in remission.
of 36 votes, 25% like it
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E-S-K-I-M-O! You just try not to smile after saying E-S-K-I-M-O!!
of 29 votes, 7% like it
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Ebola? Thank God Doc! For a second I thought I had the swine flu!
of 15 votes, 7% like it
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EenyMeenyMineyMo catch a zombie by the toe &shoot it in the h
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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EenyMeenyMineyMo catch a zombie by the toe &shoot'im in the h
of 1 votes, 0% like it
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ExoticClubZombie!
Where the Cliantel areLiterally Dying ToGet in
of 29 votes, 3% like it
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Fear Itself? Obviously, FDR hadn't anticipated the Swine Flu!
of 25 votes, 4% like it
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Friends don't let Mathematicians drink and Derive
of 20 votes, 15% like it
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Hunchbacks Local 301 UNITE
we've got humps but we're no chumps!
of 21 votes, 5% like it
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I am not a Scott! I'm a Celt!!
of 14 votes, 14% like it
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I dont want your recompense or your remuneration just pay me back
of 19 votes, 16% like it
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I finished the Internet...
Uh, now what?
of 27 votes, 19% like it
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I put my pants on one leg at a time One SPECTACULAR leg at a time
of 21 votes, 10% like it
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I was with Stupid but Stupid wised up!
of 30 votes, 17% like it
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I'm bringing scruffy back...
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm down with O.C.d.
oops I meant o.C.D.
dang it! O.C.D.!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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I'm not Schizophrenic but 2 of my other 3 personalities are
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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If it weren't for this tee shirt you'd be lookin' at my nipples!
of 27 votes, 15% like it
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If you wasted 10 seconds reading this shirt..you're a slow reader
of 33 votes, 15% like it
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Imagine...A mime is struck by a bus-- No, that's it. Just imagine
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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In case lava, your sofa cushion may serve as a flotation device
of 22 votes, 9% like it
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It is not a Shirt! It's a Kilt! (scottish font)
of 16 votes, 6% like it
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It's 4:25. Do you know where your munchies are?
of 28 votes, 18% like it
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Jack and Jill went up the hill...
bow-chicka-wow-wow!
of 23 votes, 17% like it
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M.A.D.D.
Mathematicians Against Drunk Derivers
of 35 votes, 20% like it
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Made in God's image on a bad hair day!
of 31 votes, 16% like it
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Minimalism - in very large, colorful, various wild fonts
of 30 votes, 27% like it
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Most Pirates get Hooked at an early age!
of 6 votes, 17% like it
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my inner child thinks you're icky
of 34 votes, 21% like it
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Necromancy means never having to say goodbye...
of 29 votes, 17% like it
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Necrophilia means: I love you to death, and we're just warming up
of 33 votes, 18% like it
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nothing exists in the dark that isn't in the light (gid ghosts)
of 27 votes, 7% like it
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nothing exists in the dark that isnt there in the light>gidGho
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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nothing is in the dark that isn't there in the light (gid ghosts)
of 7 votes, 29% like it
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Ok, Ill try to act happy for you. Remind me, whats my Motivation?
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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one man's ignorance is another man's plausible deniability!
of 18 votes, 28% like it
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Only Fools deal in absolutes!
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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personally, I am pro-noun.
of 22 votes, 23% like it
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Physician Certified
100% Cootie Free!
of 26 votes, 15% like it
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redundancy is too often duplicated...
of 39 votes, 26% like it
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Remember Coffee?
of 27 votes, 11% like it
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sado-masochist don't die. they live long and suffer...
of 5 votes, 20% like it
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sado-masochist never die. they just live long and Suffer...
of 20 votes, 10% like it
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Starve a Zobmie...Elect it to Congress!
of 24 votes, 8% like it
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Sticks and Stones my break my bones but a bat is more effective
of 4 votes, 25% like it
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Sticks and stones my break my bones so stop huckin'em at me
of 25 votes, 20% like it
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The mall is the only place I get validation!
of 14 votes, 7% like it
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The Rhythm IS going to get you...
as a matter of fact...RUN!!
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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The Rhythm Is gonna get you...find your own hiding place!
of 17 votes, 18% like it
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The road less traveled is a good place to hide a body...
of 26 votes, 38% like it
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Vain Demons are often Self-Possessed...
of 28 votes, 21% like it
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Vampires aren't prone to self reflection...
of 13 votes, 15% like it
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Veteran of The Campaigns-
Will work for W.O.W. Points...
of 19 votes, 5% like it
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vicissitudes are like SWEET! and at the same time meh...
of 13 votes, 8% like it
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we should go to the other room & give our shirts some alone t
of 0 votes, 0% like it
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We should goto the other room and give our shirts some alone time
of 21 votes, 19% like it
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When giving an Atomic Wedgie...be prepared for the Fallout!
of 21 votes, 14% like it
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Why don't you go Google a personality?!
of 68 votes, 28% like it
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you are glissading upon a tenuous layer of solidified liquid!
of 18 votes, 11% like it
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You've Been PWNED by the Lollipop Guild, the Lollipop Guild!
of 25 votes, 16% like it
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