Ask me about microwaving cats for fun and profit!
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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It's just the drunker I sit here the longer I get
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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A critic is a legless man who teaches running
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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There is nothing friendlier than a wet dog
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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A nuclear war can ruin your whole day
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Smokers are like ordinary people, just not as long
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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In an atomic war, all men will be cremated equal
of 32 votes, 28% like it
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Go stick your head in a pig
of 32 votes, 3% like it
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We are the people our parents warned us about
of 32 votes, 25% like it
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I'd insult you, but you're not bright enough to notice
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Life's a bitch, then you die
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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Excuse me, I have to recharge my flamethrower
of 32 votes, 9% like it
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Reality is an illusion caused by lack of alcohol
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Dead people are cool
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Be creative, invent a perversion
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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Death is God's way of telling you not to be such a wise guy
of 32 votes, 6% like it
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100,000 lemmings can't be wrong
of 32 votes, 31% like it
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Ignore alien orders
of 32 votes, 22% like it
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Obviously the only rational solution to your problem is suicide
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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If you think sex is a pain in the ass, try different position
of 32 votes, 16% like it
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All extremists should be taken out and shot
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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Only idiots wear shirts with slogans on them
of 32 votes, 13% like it
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shirts with slogans are super lame
of 32 votes, 19% like it
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