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phones aka Indiana Phones is a 25.92 year old boy, has been a member since August 24, 2005, has scored 44114 submissions, giving an average score of 1.85.

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Nov 14 '07 by phones

25 Comments

Watch this

"You have big shiny balls!"

............and other lyrics can be 'sung' back to you on this awesome site which cuts words from random tracks to fully realise your dream of songwritingdom.

sing it, sister!

ekaj47 on Nov 14 '07 at 5:04pm

thats a fun little deal

first one i tried was "eat my ass"

phones on Nov 14 '07 at 5:06pm

haha!

i might just use this instead of talking. forever

ianrose on Nov 14 '07 at 5:30pm

I have to say that so far, "I love your ass" is my favorite one, if only for the Chris Isaacs "I".

staffell on Nov 14 '07 at 5:32pm

this is amazing

ianrose on Nov 14 '07 at 5:35pm

I will eventually move beyond sentences with "ass" in them, but that day is still far in the future. "You are the biggest asshole ever." is currently number 1, with a bullet.

staffell on Nov 14 '07 at 5:38pm

holy shitballs

staffell on Nov 14 '07 at 5:38pm

as in, "holy.. shit-baaaalls"

ianrose on Nov 14 '07 at 5:39pm

Yeah, holy SHIT-baaalls is pretty good.

Zee. on Nov 14 '07 at 5:40pm

I like my balls.

shirtflirt on Nov 14 '07 at 5:41pm

i don't have skate

good thinkg you didn't come into gearsland homey

chop chop chop chop

ianrose on Nov 14 '07 at 5:42pm

"happened" is my new favorite word on this ...

ianrose on Nov 14 '07 at 5:45pm

" I love the way this program says balls"

phones on Nov 14 '07 at 5:47pm

bring it on, shirtz! lol

staffell on Nov 14 '07 at 5:49pm

staffell on Nov 14 '07 at 5:51pm

for anyone who's interested, that's where the clip for 'balls' comes from

ianrose on Nov 14 '07 at 5:54pm

Nice.

phones on Nov 14 '07 at 5:55pm

yay!

Khol on Nov 14 '07 at 6:00pm

Hahah! This is my new best friend.

I wish there was a way to take around with me. Imagine answering a professors question this way.
Oh man.

ianrose on Nov 14 '07 at 6:01pm

Told ya. It rocks so hard.

so far, any sentence with "program", "happened" and "balls" is the automatic win.

Khol on Nov 14 '07 at 6:04pm

I like any sentence with "I", simply for your reason up above.
Chris Isaac.

I now have Wicked Game stuck in my head.
bwahaha

ianrose on Nov 14 '07 at 6:09pm

"Hollywood Squares was never funny ever." I'm never going to get bored with this, just like I never got bored with all those other internet toys that I can't remember because I didn't bookmark them.

shirtflirt on Nov 14 '07 at 6:10pm

someday we'll actually hook up and not just send stoney messages back n forth

CLGrovo on Nov 14 '07 at 6:12pm

haha

phones on Nov 14 '07 at 6:12pm

this is the reason iphones were invented

phones on Nov 14 '07 at 6:12pm

your voice makes me laugh (in a good way)

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