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phones aka Indiana Phones is a 25.78 year old boy, has been a member since August 24, 2005, has scored 42926 submissions, giving an average score of 1.83.

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Oct 31 '07 by phones

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....so that's 1 soda, 2 chocolate bars and a vagina

Out-transform Optimus and his robotic renegades with this easy to use anti-mugging skirt. Just remember that some customers will use excessive force when you can't suddenly drop candy from your crotch.

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blonde8007 on Oct 31 '07 at 1:20pm

HAHAHAHAHAHA

blonde8007 on Oct 31 '07 at 1:20pm

I honesty can't stop laughing

namE. on Oct 31 '07 at 1:21pm

Wasn't this on Have I got News for You?

littlem on Oct 31 '07 at 1:22pm

i'd like some pastrami, pleasee

skafiend007 on Oct 31 '07 at 1:22pm

Where do I put the quarter?

zipperking on Oct 31 '07 at 1:22pm

whoa, me and my friends we just talking about this at dinner a couple of days ago.

lemonalle on Oct 31 '07 at 1:22pm

i thought you were sharing your trick-or-treating spoils...

phones on Oct 31 '07 at 1:23pm

shhh, namE!

Stevethegreat on Oct 31 '07 at 1:23pm

why do all the good crazies come from Japan?

phones on Oct 31 '07 at 1:23pm

haha lemons!

Jewstice on Oct 31 '07 at 1:24pm

I'd want one of those, but to have a picture of a door instead. That would really confuse people if they tried to walk through me.

Roostersauce on Oct 31 '07 at 1:27pm

thast actually absurd. man i wish i lived in japan. i want the manhole cover purse

phones on Oct 31 '07 at 1:28pm

being a door would be awesome!

think of all the mail you could get!

iDanSimpson on Oct 31 '07 at 1:28pm

this title killed me! nice job! lol!

namE. on Oct 31 '07 at 1:57pm

lol phones I liked the one for the children... so bad, lol.

margolove on Oct 31 '07 at 1:58pm

haha! awesome.

phones on Oct 31 '07 at 1:59pm

thanks Dan!

Margo, now you've ruined your surprise for xmas!

margolove on Oct 31 '07 at 2:01pm

aw man, well at least now I have something to look forward to!

phones on Oct 31 '07 at 2:06pm

oh yeah, er....you have no future. That was the other part of the surprise

helo on Oct 31 '07 at 6:58pm

ha ha ha - finally a vending machine I can push over easily

167 days later

L.T. on Apr 16 '08 at 5:24pm

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