This design is so cool I bought this when it was on that really dark blue. Then, desperate to have it in black, I bought it with the metallic silver. NOW you print it with the red on the black.

You're just mocking me, aren't you?

Look, I'm sorry about that time back in college at that party with the thing. Can't we just let bygones be bygones? All these years later you're still the same old vindictive thing you always were.

...

Look, I bought you another cat, okay? Just let it go and stop messing with me. Please. Please?

It's not bad enough that I'm 33 damn years old, is it Threadless? Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, I'm thirty-three POINT ONE NINE years old as I type this. Why don't you just be utter sadists and throw some more decimal places out there so I can watch my life trickle away? I'm buying the cool black t-shirts, what more do you people want from me? Just leave me alone...

*sounds of frantic sobbing*